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2017

19

Apr

Bella Thorne Nipples of the Day

Bella Thorne is so controversial and edgy….

She was angry about some magazine editing out her nipples, because she’s a feminist – empowered – and not a slut – she is a woman and her nipples are her nipples – a vessel to give more than just men boners – but also give babies milk…and more importantly – get her followers…

I dig it.

She’s so funny…

She was in Fishnets promoting some bullshit – when not showing her nipples….She’s the one to watch, the only thing that matters / mattress…

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2017

18

Apr

Bella Thorne Jessica Rabbits of the Day

Bella Thorne has a new show out – that is slated to be the biggest new teen show on TV, thanks to featuring Bella Thorne….I think it premiere’s tonight, because she’s been promoting it hard…as it is really going to put her on the map…despite her insane amount of instagram followers from being a Disney Kid turned exhibitionist proving that she is already on the map…

Your big fear should be that this attention and success will make her lazy in her exhibitionism, because she’s got what she wants…a TV show, movies, work, success…money….and when a girl gets what her want, she gets less hungry, and gets tired of the attention…and stops the exhibitionism…TRAGIC..

But I guess we are versatile and can jerk off to her pretty much doing anything…like cleavage in a red dress with her red hair doing what I call the Jessica Rabbit. We are so flexible in our titty obsession….and by we I mean me…I just sometimes think there are more of us.

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2017

12

Apr

Bella Thorne Butt Shot of the Day

Bella Thorne posted this butt shot to let you all know that her and her Best Friend were dressed in the same style of striped pants, like they were Italian mobsters on a job, on a hit, doing a deal, or just having a meeting over some Italian coffee and a good sandwich….. only in Bella Thorne’s case her pants are tighter version of the euro track suit….but that’s only because she wants everyone to see her ass from the right angle…and if you don’t believe me, just look at her feed, or more imporantly, look at how she’s in this weird half squat on her tippy toes to get that perfect moment in her ass history….

I’d like to see the 200 pics they took before capturing this one…in this contrived staged bullshit world we live in…no good because vain cunts are annoying .but so good…on all othe levels besides vain cunts being annoying…like young ass in tight pants…

Here she is in Harper’s Bazaar…

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2017

10

Apr

Bella Thorne Nipples Pulling Down Her Pants and Showing Nipple Ring of the Day

Bella Thorne posts racier content on her snapchat than her instagram – because I guess snapchat doesn’t live forever, or maybe snapchat doesn’t hate nipples, and Bella Thorne is an exhibitionist who is just having fun – like a candy coated Disney bred, Miley Cyrus type, tapping into the internet’s version of hip, edgy, and naked for art, feminism, body positive…but ultimately attention…and attention she’ll get as long as she stays fit, tight bodied, young, and an exhibitionist.

The world is really that simple. Give a girl a child star role in a Disney production and for the next 20 years…people will be interested to look at her tits, like they are interested in looking at all tits, but that her tits seem more important because they know about them, rather than having to dig through the internet to find all the amateurs putting out tits..

This one is real…she’s got an AGENT a Manager a TV show…Movies…and still is a little perv on social media…WONDERFUL.

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2017

07

Apr

Bella Thorne in a Bikini Stretching for Social Media of the Day

It must really be my birthday – because Bella Thorne is in a bikini stretching…

Or maybe it’s just like every other day, because Bella Thorne is always in a bikini…and really that would be a shitty gift because I find her totally uninteresting, not so fun, just a random girl who gets a lot of attention because she’s on TV and has a team…when she’s not all that hot, not all that deserving, not all that great…but she exists..

I think half or more of the reason I post her silly bikini pics is really just parody..or is it satire….I am mocking the situation because I know creeps jerk off to her….and by creeps I mean old guys like me…because I am old…and staring at her in a bikini…judging her young half naked body and saying it’s not good enough…when really it is…it is better than good enough because it has all it’s limbs and no visual rashes…

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2017

05

Apr

Bella Thorne Posts a Bikini Picture of the Day

I guess Bella Thorne got the vibe that her momentum was slowing down a little. I didn’t do a post on her for at least a day or two, which means that she hasn’t put any smut out there for perverts like me to stare at and sexualize to the point of putting it on my website and writing bullshit that doesn’t matter about the pics…like about how I’ve never fucked a redhead – or how redheads have super strength due to their species being left out in the woods to die after they were born and their parents assumed they were product of the devil…..which makes sense….

So she posted a bikini picture on her social media…an old pic probably, because she’s in Canada and not in a bikini, Canada has that effect on women…but pull one from the archive like it’s fresh, the perverts won’t know the difference, recycle that shit…even though I KNOW….and when a girl not in a bikini posts a bikini pic…she’s doing it for the likes…oh…I just checked…apparently these are some fresh bikini pics from the hotel pool…good hustle…I like it.

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2017

31

Mar

Bella Thorne Nipple Shirt of the Day

Bella Thorne is the magical redhead that has won me over – like this was an Archie comic – because he was a redhead obsessed with redheads – but when I read Archie comics I never understood the appeal of redheads – because I found them super strong genetic mutants that terrified me…

But for some reason, I’m into them now…and I guess I should blame Lohan because she’s the OG ginger cunt I wanted to get herpes from – and this Bella chick and her shamelessness is doing a good job as the hotter but still 40 something looking bootleg version of her…

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2017

30

Mar

Bella Thorne Sexy Stripper Dance of the Day

I like to think the best midday snack is Bella Thorne doing a stripper dance…

Sure…she’s not actually stripping, just seductively dancing for us, and that makes it not quite a stripper dance at all….there’s too much happiness, having made it in life at such a young age thanks to psycho stage parents that tried selling off each of their kids…

But that doens’t mean you can’t imagine throwing dollars at her and her nipple ring as she gyrates…because that’s the beauty of imagination, coupled with loneliness, coupled with perversion from lack of sex, you can imagine all kinds of things…and it only gets bad when you end up kidnapping a real woman, or jerking off in the park or anywhere in public while looking at women…thanks to your imagination taking the fuck over…

Sure…I like strippers to be more medicated, sad, and pregnant..but I’ll accept this…and watch it..over and over…

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2017

29

Mar

Bella Thorne’s Nipple Ring of the DAy

My girl, who is not actually my girl because she doesn’t know that I exist, but who I consider my girl, because I follow her on social media more aggressively that I follow anyone, and I’m not really the only one following her, millions upon millions of people are, but that’s because Bella Thorne is a young slutty selfie producer and she has commercial success…which is exactly what we’re looking for and need….in a world where most slutty selfies producers aren’t commercially successful…

The interesting thing about her that ins’t that interesting is that she really fucking loves her nipple rings…and wants you to love them also…so STARE and appreciate…show the girl some respect and give her what she wants…your attention…making her a wonderful gift…

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2017

28

Mar

Bella Thorne Tonguing the Wrong Thing in Canada of the Day

Bella Thorne is a disney star, super famous instagram hooker, nude enough to keep us interested, social media manipulating, next generation redheaded goddess with a jacked up her face with injections…and acne scars…

She’s gone and stuck her tongue on a fence post…..stickin that tongue to it…and I find the whole thing rude and offensive…because when in Canada her tongue should only be stuck to my anus….it’s a welcoming – thank you for your maple syrup – Jesus Martinez – Ambassador of Canada thing…

And her sticking it to a metal post, that’s just mocking me…

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