Bella Thorne turns 18 in a few weeks…and I guess her hippie family, the kind who would name their kids Bella, who only had commercial sex with this one, despite trying with all of then, is probably scrambling to maximize the next 2 -3 weeks…

They know that this is a critical time in every 17 year old’s life and career, but they also know that the hipster Thorne sister went off and did hipster nude shoots, and that really amounted to zero, so maybe the slutty route, or the scandalous route would be bad for the career they have planned for her, and being safe and subtle in their underage marketing is the way to go..

IT’s like get her in a bikini, but don’t have her publicly tonguing black in their 30s like her friend Kylie…

Because so many times before all that buzz in the final weeks of 17 converted huge numbers, only to end the day after their birthday…just ask Taylor Momsen ,Jojo and even Lohan….there’s this period of obsessive America loving what they can’t have, and not caring when they can have it, even though it’s pretty obvious this one wouldn’t go for you if she was legal..and that your relationship with her is just fantasy and thus weird…you’re weird…seriously making me uncomfortable…but that could just be my wife’s underwear I’m wearing due to laundry…just call me Caitlin..and here’s Bella, looking tall, thin and lovely in Flaunt…

Here’s a bonus – LEG shot….

Here’s more of her with KYLIE

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We are in the tail end of Bella Thorne being 18. Her birthday is Oct 8….meaning one more month to the day before she’s legal…so take it in, pure, innocent, 17 year old girl in a bikini, that is hardly erotic, but erotic enough because you know as well as I know, that this generation of kids, not even Hollywood kids around the shitty behind the glamour of the industry, are so into porn at a young age, that a month isn’t going to change her month….but in the USA, she is criminal to fuck…and she can’t pose nude…but she can cocktease…

I am not really interested in young girls, they don’t know how to fuck, they just sort of sit there terrified, and that’s in their early 20s, so I doubt at 17 they’d be any better, so I’m not interested, but I guess as an actor and the pride of her family, she knows how to throwdown and not just because she poses her young body in a bikini…because that’s just the way it is..

So take it in, one more month of Bella Thorne…who is more interesting a 17 year old that her gutter counterparts…the Kardashians…

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I am sure there are other 17 year olds you’ll want to jerk off to…but this one is the biggest deal right now. People find her hot, despite being a ginger. I guess her parents prostituted her out properly for their hippie family…that put everything into selling out the family…

Now that Kylie is 18, who people thought was so hot and interesting in the day before she turned 18, which was coincidentally – the day she turned into a gutter tranny who banks TYGA…

She was in a bikini…

The Teen Choice awards happened and there were no 17 year olds there – but rather 40 year olds who pay 17 on TV…in an award show I’d never way, but support because it is for the purpose of selling product to 17 year olds…which I guess is important…because 17 year olds are all fucking sluts…

Sarah Hyland, Charlotte McKinney, Shay Mitchell….

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The Thornes are a weird, stage family, that if this was the 20s, would be carnival act that tours town to town, but that is instead based in LA, and sent to auditions until one of them got a mainstream gig, allowing the others to embrace their “art” or “craft”…financed by their sister/daughter, the chosen one, Bella Thorne..sacrificed for the benefit of the rest of them…so that they can do hipster photoshoots and ride the name…

So I guess it only makes sense that Bella is posing in some satanic sacrfice temple…probably where they killed that homeless girl, or was it Jon Benet Ramesey for her her powers to create this…

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I probably visit the wrong websites, you know, middle of the road, dude specific, uneventful same shit every fucking day, designed for regular middle of the road dudes, because from my perspective, dudes fucking love this girl, but I figure the dudes who love this girl aren’t necessarily educated, cool or know what’s up, but rather see new young famous overpaid, underage chicks…from the Disney Channel, that I assume they watch from their garbage trailer park home….

Because any real, hard working, successful person has no idea who this is, but all you internet creeps love her…

It’s weird…but not weird enough for me to post

A girl can't help it ????????????????

A video posted by BELLA (@bellathorne) on Jul 15, 2015 at 2:53pm PDT

Here she is in a bikini…for her social media….

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She knows exactly what she’s doing here…and you’re all falling for it. Idiots can’t control your animal instinct to want to get up inside a young as fuck girl, who wants you to want that…but who will never give you that, and if she did, you’d be breaking the law, but you’d think it was worth it, because there’s no way you’d ever say no to this, even if you know it’d be wronng to say yes…which is the problem with boners…

16 is legal in Canada and I don’t fuck with anyone under 18, they annoy me, but I guess if I wasn’t allowed to, or didn’t have the option to say I don’t want under 18 year olds…maybe I’d be as into this girl as you…

What it comes down to is that she wants this, and you’re falling for it…this is how she propels her career into her 20s…get the perverts now…and the rest will follow later..

I feel like I’ve already seen these pics before…btu whatever…you’re a creepy pervert…

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Bella Thorne’s great young ass that is making moves, getting famous, even though she’s a redhead and should be left out in the woods to fend for herself, because redheads are scary and clearly the devil’s work…

She’s stil l7, but on the who the fuck cares, let’s get her in a bikini, because 17 year olds get in bikinis, and we’re MTV and not exploitive of anyone, except maybe everyone who has ever been on Real World, Jersey Shore, and the Teen Pregnancy show…

17 is legal in Canada, but I don’t fuck with that, but I can still appreciate a lean, fit body…that I have a feeling will stay lean and fit and not just because I’ve been in the same place as Bella Thorne and she locked eyes and smiled at me…unless that was Carrot Top…I have facial recognition blindness…

I think I just appreciate any girl with a stage parent who sold her kids off to Disney, because I like saving people..

Here’s the trailer 7 Minute trailer of MTV’s Scream, that I guess is a remake of Scream for the new Generation, instead of just having the new Generation watch Scream, they wouldn’t get it with the whole land line and no cell phone situation….becasue they are morons..and so is Hollywood for not producing original fucking things…it’s like it has turned Broadway or high school theater…we don’t need to see Cat on a Hot Tin Roof, or RENT, or West Side Story, or Phantom of the Opera, whatever the fuck every school makes you watch, again….

But I guess, what matters is gratuitous bikini action…..with a 17 year old they pay to get half naked….

It seems so wrong when you position it like that…but her mom signed the waiver when collection the check, so I guess it’s ok…even better than ok…it’s amazing..and shes amazing…

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Bella Thorne is making the rounds right now, mainly because she’s a 17 year old Disney star and at 17, all these Disney Stars come out of the woodwork and start slutting themselves ou tto the media HARD….I assume someone at the Disney team tell them to do this, because like clockwork, this just keeps happening, Disney Star after Disney Star…

I guess they know creepy dads and perverts watch them and want them and the best scandal is one where they innocently show off their hormones-in-the-food booties..

Their mom’s cultivated them aggressively to be this star, and they won’t let it go to waste….not now, not after they’ve gone this far as a family..

That said, INTOUCH Weekly did an interview with her and this was the quote you can masturabte to :

Because if you know anything about stage moms, they’ve done a great job brainwashing their kids to be performers…willing to do anything they can to make it…

Here’s her dance video..

A video posted by BELLA (@bellathorne) on Jun 25, 2015 at 4:02am PDT

Here are some pics of her from social media…

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