Miranda Kerr is a pretty amazing mother…not because I know anything about her parenting skills…or really whether she even takes care of her kids or whether she just pawns it off to the nannies and staff her and her husband can easily afford….I don’t know if she’s caring or nurturing or if she breast feeds or teaches her kids morals and values that they will carry into adulthood…becoming responsible adults of their own….she is an amazing mother…cuz she looks like this…when most mother’s are substantially less amazing…at least to look at…

I am a Miranda Kerr fan…even in an era of too many of the same vaginas being recycled from magazine to magazine….

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Here are some Victoria’s Secret catalog shots of Miranda Kerr that are pretty much exactly the fucking same as every other Victoria’s Secret catalog shoot….same nipples photoshopped out….same fucking poses….same faces….the only thing that makes it different is that I am told they are new…and that’s enough for me to put them up on the site…cuz Victoria’s Secret has the best fucking scam going…they’ve made these girls famous and in doing that they make me write about them every time they release anything for free…and that’s fucking ridiculous…but I do it anyway…because Miranda Kerr, despite being a mom…is kinda awesome…even when in some boring fucking bullshit like this….

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I already POSTED THESE PICTURES …way back in October 3, 2012….those were the days….when troubles melted like lemon drops…back when we had the whole world in ahead of us…and all of our dreams seemed attainable…like anything was possible…if we just put our mind to it…before getting discouraged and falling off track…getting married and settling down…throwing it all away for a low paying 9-5 job we had no choice but to take thanks to mortgages and clothing for the kids… now all memories in our rear view mirror on the highway that is life….the last 9 days have really been a long time….but I felt like revisiting these pics…because they are circulating the internet and I figure…I need to show you cocksuckers who’s on top of this fucking shit….when I’d rather be cock deep inside this shit…and that motherfucker is me…..

I don’t mind revisiting amazing…especially when I’m a drunk and forget making this shit is new to me…

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I am a fan of Miranda Kerr….even if she’s not the best their ever was…she’s marketed as though she is and that’s good enough for me…seeing as I believe everything I read, hear, see and am fed or told by the higher powers who control the media…I like them to make decisions for me…..and really based on these topless pics for Vogue, although strategic and not topless at all…all wigged out like a cancer patient…. how could they be wrong…

Here’s the video….

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I was always on the fence about Miranda Kerr’s face…because she has a weird face, that is normally not as weird as it is in this shoot that I can’t quite figure out what happened in…but no one ever notices cuz she’s always half naked….an amazing strategy for a girl with a weird face I guess…and I’m not writing her off….I’m still happy to stare…but maybe Victoria’s Secret needs to spend less time photoshopping out nipples and more time making a girl look like she isn’t having an allergic reaction…

Either way, she’s still a babe.

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Miranda Kerr is the few people I put up pictures of who I only really started noticing after Orlando Bloom had violated her vagina and got her knocked up. For some reason I can’t explain, I still find her sexy as fuck….when normally the whole being contaminated thing makes a girl invisible to me. Maybe she did it at the right age, maybe she got a C-Section, maybe I need to stop justifying it and just go with it, cuz really, it’s pictures of someone I don’t know, and reading into this when I got real life shit going on that’s far more important, but really not all that important, but more important than debating with myself about Miranda Kerr’s sex appeal, when I don’t know her, and her job is getting half naked for money….meaning my opinion doesn’t matter…and either does yours…you fucking loser.

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Miranda Kerr was modeling some bullshit for Cosmopolitan Korea because she’s an internation model and these pics are probably considered boring for the average viewer…but if you’re like me and think this Victoria’s Secret angel who is heavily marketed and shoved down my fucking throat….you just can’t get enough of her…even knowing she’s got a fucking kid…and a husband…two things that repulse you….all it takes is a hint of cleavage and I’m sucked right back into her wide faced trap….it’s starting to become an issue….but nothing compared to my other obessions that don’t allow me to be a normal human in society….none of which are shitting in a condom and freezing it to make homemade dildos to fuck your wife with…but they should be.

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Miranda Kerr is a mom….and that fucking amazes me…so much that before she was a mom, I didn’t even notice her, I just thought she was a funny faced model who didn’t deserve the attention she was getting…all wide and inuit looking with squinty eyes and other bad features….but then she got knocked up….and managed to come back into the game looking like this….in some kind of miracle on 34th Street hustle that makes her worth celebrating…you seee I don’t need the hottest, I just need the ones who put effort in….and that’s probably why I hate my lazy, pig of a wife who only exercises when struggling to breathe……

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Victoria’s Secret has the ability to take the same fucking picture and recycle it over and over and over and over again….for 4 fucking decades and still manage to be compelling…because there’s a half naked woman in it…whether it is lame, or cheesy or tacky or just fucking boring…I still manage to stare at the shit all day…no matter what the model is…I’m hooked into their scam…those corporate bastards always fucking win…

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Miranda Kerr is so lovely, what a great way to start a miserable work day after a long weekend, you know her smile just lights up that cold dead miserable place in your heart, reminding you that life isn’t so bad, there is elegance, beauty and class out there….until realizing that you don’t have a Miranda Kerr of your own in your life, and that you are forced to use the internet to find glimpses of things you will never have, making you remember why you are angry in the first place…because life sucks and isn’t how they make it out to be on TV….they just shove all these things we want and can’t have down our throats…laying the groundwork for a miserable nation addicted to pills…and Miranda Kerr…is a beacon of that….but I don’t hold it against her…cuz for a split second after looking at her…I feel what I assume is love….cuz all I want to do is sing her love songs….

She was in October’s Marie Claire….Here’s the video…

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