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2012

27

Aug

Miranda Kerr Victoria’s Secret Catalog Pics of the Day

Miranda Kerr is awesome…..even if Victoria’s Secret shoots are boring as fuck…you know as boring as half naked Miranda Kerr can be…which apparently is not all that boring since this inspires me to ignore that she’s got herself a used by Orlando Bloom baby making pussy…

So even if Victoria’s Secret isn’t all that creative…since it has been the same picture for the last 30 fucking years…I can be in scripting all the romantic things I’d do to her…like anal cuz her vagina is probably too big for my micro dick….they always are….

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2012

23

Aug

Orlanda Bloom Shoots Miranda Kerr for T Magazine of the Day

I prefer when my husband shot pics of wives involve horribly sleazy things…like spread vagina….cum covered faces, asses or tits…..bitch locked up in a cage….or getting violated by a big black cock…you know the kind of shit that makes life and marriage fun or spicy….this is all too hipster and boring for me…but Miranda Kerr is awesome…even when married with kids…

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2012

22

Aug

Miranda Kerr Bikini Photoshoot of the DAy


Miranda Kerr is always amazing to look at….I don’t care if the pictures always look the fucking same…or if they are thematically boring, typical, repetitive….I don’t care if the bathing suit is sexy, dated, ugly….I just care that it happened…it is like they put me into a meditative state, fully erect and ready….like a vacation from my anger fueled day….she’s just that lovely…


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2012

17

Aug

Miranda Kerr Giving a Vitamin B 12 Shot in Her Bra Video of the Day

I used to waste my times compiling stupid LISTS OF FETISHES FROM YOUTUBE …cuz I was trying to make a point that Youtube is a fucking porn site and that more people jerk off to Youtube than they do to my site….but youtube is a billion dollar company and I was able to buy a McDonald’s combo and a 40 from my earnings last month…representing the underbelly of the internet that people jerk off to all sites….at least once…the internet is sleazy….

One of those fetishes was hot chicks injecting needles, so I know this Miranda Kerr for Terry Richardon video is nothing original, because nothing Hollywood Terry Richardson does is original, but it is still Miranda Kerr jacking up a dude with a needle…annd that doesn’t need to be original to give boners….

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2012

15

Aug

Miranda Kerr in a White Bathing Suit on the Runway of the Day

I like seeing Miranda Kerr’s pussy definition in a white one-piece bathing suit jacked up her pussy…even though she’s a mom…and that’s so weird for me….maybe it is cuz she’s not meaty or an outty….and more importantly, her shattered womb is tucked into place…or maybe I jut like white bathing suit bottoms especially when wet cuz on more than one beach adventure over he last decade I’ve seen full pussy I woulda otherwise never seen, like my stepdaughters, the neighbor’s 18 year old daughter, a friend’s hot wife, and a few girls I didn’t know but wanted to fuck’s pussy….maybe all that matters is that I like it…..

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2012

15

Aug

Miranda Kerr’s Behind the Scenes Pics by Terry Richardson of the Day

I posted these Miranda Kerr Naked for Harper’s Bazaar Pics a couple of days ago, because they are awesome, but in my defense, I know nothing about awesome pics, because I am a pervert not an art critic, so even if the pics actually suck, but feature a naked model, I love them….

It turns out Terry Richardson shot them and he’s pretty boring, predictable and I hate him for the obvious reasons, but since he’s shooting everything in fashion, always with top models, I have no choice but to pay attention, especially when he posts his behind the scene pics…..and doesn’t sue me for posting them, but more importantly, printing them, jerking off on them and mailing them to ex girlfriends….it’s a fetish.

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2012

10

Aug

Miranda Kerr Bikini Top for Instagram of the Day


Instagram is the most policed site I have ever been a part of…it is either run by a gang of 12 year olds…or a gang of dirty fucking hippie motherfuckers who think the world is meant to be flowers and fucking rainbows….where people like me, who have an opinion, sure a useless opinion, but an opinion none the less, dropping some of the best jokes ever on random pics, don’t fucking belong….so they get rid of social bullies by being a bully….and not letting people like me in their bullshit hippie spirit circle and that’s some oppressive shit…

But at least models like Miranda Kerr use it post pics of their bikinis, even though I’m boycotting it, I’ll still steal pics from it…

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2012

09

Aug

Miranda Kerr Naked for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

Miranda Kerr is strategically naked in Harper’s Bazaar, showing off her awesome body without showing any mom Labia or nipples, but still suggestive enough to remind me how I am making this a high fashion site slowly, and marking my fashion as being no-fashion, hoping it becomes all the rage….an anti-social, social networking, anti-fashion fashionista….who is in it for the tits….that is what my business card would read if I thought this was a business and/or got off my ass to make it one….Always winning when you’re DrunkenStepfather……

Miranda Kerr, despite being a mom, something I hate in women, even though I am a stepfather, is pretty fucking substantial!

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2012

08

Aug

Miranda Kerr’s Victoria’s Secret August Shoot of the Day

Here are a bunch of pics of Miranda Kerr exactly the way you have seen her and so many other Victoria’s Secret models before….it is a cut and paste, always the fucking same formula that I hate, but can’t fully hate, because let’s face it, there’s half naked hot as fuck, even after making babies, which is so fucking odd to me, bitches being half naked….and to complain about that is up on some first world problems kick…as the real complaint is why aren’t any of these model whores bouncing on my fucking dick….whether it is too small for them to feel or not….that’s the real issue at hand…and not that Victoria’s Secret is repetitive shit…since everything in life is repetitive…even this post…I’ve written the same thing week after fucking week….there’s only so much to fucking say assholes….

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2012

03

Aug

Miranda Kerr for David Jones Australia of the Day

Miranda Kerr is kinda hot. She should be a model. I mean the way she wears these outfits would make you think that a long lasting career in the shit would be successful.

You know she could break free from being the baby momma to some Orlando Bloom celebrity, so people can stop calling her the gold digging celebrity groupie fucker who puts holes in the condoms so that she gets knocked up and he is forced to be locked into her and pay her child support…only unlike mos gold diggers, she didn’t let herself go….

All I know is that someone should start paying her to get half naked in pics, cuz doing at as a hobby to keep busy, you know for friends and family has proven to be hot….

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