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2012

10

Feb

Adriana Lima, Doutzen Kroes, Miranda Kerr, Candice Swanepoel and Other Victoria’s Secret Angels for a Vman Calendar of the Day

VMAN made a calendar featuring 12 Victoria’s Secret angels in some 50s style jackets, wearing some 50s style vintage lingerie, rocking some prety intense cleavage and ending out my horribly hungover day just a little better but still horrible than it normally would be….it’s simple, get these girls out of Victoria’s Secret airbrushed nippless and vagina lipless campaigns and into some better concept stuff that may not be as half naked but that is less fucking repetitive than their played out – tried – tested and bullshit evil corporation marketing tool robots act that brought them fame and fortunes……

Calendars may be stupid, dated, and only used by elderly and mechanics but here are the pics….even though THESE PICS OF KURKOVA IN A THONG BIKINI ARE BETTER ….

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2012

08

Feb

Miranda Kerr in Her Bikini of the Day

Wanna know the number one way to ruin a set of supermodel, lingerie and bikini model, in her bikini when not getting paid, but cuz she likes it, all for the paparazzi pics….throw in her new born baby and husband into the mix…so that harsh reality of her vagina’s condition and the kind of wholesome girl she is…nothing hot about that…


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2012

24

Jan

Miranda Kerr Does Wonder Woman of the Day

This is the kind of shit that makes a virgin loser nerd with no friends and no pussy prospects because he’s too busy reading comics and playing video games…head explode….

A lingerie model dressed like an action figure…they fantasized about fucking the last 30 fucking years of their pathetic…lonely…sad…depressing lives….

Sure it is an wasy way to get attention maybe…it’s the Olivia Munn strategy….and other low level people’s strategy to fame…and I’m just posting it cuz I like pussy in tight clothes…

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2012

17

Jan

Miranda Kerr Face, Not Tits of the Day

Sometimes staring at a mom’s tits in a push-up bra her team of handlers enforce because they’ve invested millions in her, 100s of millions in the bra technology, and stand to make billions of dollars every year….is far better than staring at her face…or even her stomach…so I don’t know what went wrong here…maybe it’s her one day a year off from making her tits look like implants cuz they probably are implants….in her corporate titty sponsor’s titty enhancers…

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2011

23

Dec

Miranda Kerr’s Ass for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Victoria’s Secret is probably filling a few giant warehouses full of crates of money today…you know since 90 percent of people are done their Christmas shopping, and Christmas is the most wonderful time of the year for these corporate monsters…this is what they work for….this is what their business revolves around…this is why they go to third world countries and abduct hot bust bitches who look good in push up bras for…you know like Miranda Kerr….straight from Austraila who they gave millions of dollars to and a celebrity husband who gave her a child….all for one small sacrfrice…showing the world her fucking knickers….if only stripping was this good for everyone….

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2011

15

Dec

Miranda Kerr Titties for Chris Colls of the DAy

I don’t know when these pics were taken…it doesn’t matter….I just know I can see Miranda Kerr’s nipple…something I’ll argue is more fun to look at than her tits in a bra….even a billion dollar bra…cuz the whole concept of the billion dollar is so stupid…probably just as annoying to get off….and if you did it’d be too tempting to kill the bitch and keep the shit turning you to a life of fucking crime as a fugitive….forced to kill yourself on your way to mexico…nothing but problems…but nipples…they are just so elegant and lovely….far more pleasurable uncovered than covered…..here are the romantic pics…for you to be romantic with yourself with….

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2011

12

Dec

Miranda Kerr Naked in Industrie Magazine of the Day

Everyone made such a big deal about new mom Miranda Kerr wearing the Victoria’s Secret million dollar bra, you know cuz of all the hard marketing that went behind it…but I’m pretty sure I’d rather see her naked any fucking day…..so you can thank Industrie Magazine for making the bitch get naked for fashion…but I’ll just thank her slutty, stripper ways….What a slut…Good times…

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2011

02

Dec

Miranda Kerr’s Push Up Bra Titties of the Day

I don’t know if Miranda Kerr has gone out and got herself some implants, or if she is still breast feeding her 2 year old, or if she’s just contractually obligated to wear ridiculous push up/padded bras that make her tits look like implants everywhere she goes because she has sold her pussy to a corporation that makes their billions on making shitty tit look good…and it doesn’t fucking matter…because I’m not the disappointed dude bringing the bitch home to fuck….I’m just the pervert looking at her slutty cleavage….so here are some pics that work for me…

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2011

04

Nov

Miranda Kerr is a Mom / Model Walking in Tight Pants of the Day

I don’t understand the paparazzi…..they stake out a spot, wait for a celebrity to leave, sometimes for hours at a time, and then snap off pics of the shit, but rarely get the picture we all want to see, like of the bitch’s mom ass in the tight pants….I know if I was a paparazzi, along wih being an illegal immigrant, likely Armenian, all my pictures would be of ass and titty, cuz really that’s what fucking matters….these pics of models walking are only good for the real fans/real weirdos who can get off to this kind of thing, while us normal people, yes I laughed to myself when I wrote that, need to cross reference her titty pics from the past, you know revisit her lingerie pics and that defeats the whole point of this…

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2011

03

Oct

Miranda Kerr’s Long Mom Legs of the Day

I’m only posting these pictures of Miranda Kerr because she’s got great legs after bouncing back from her pregnancy in a good way, unlike countless women before her who don’t get paid millions to be half naked, but who instead gave up their careers and independence to be in this prison sentence called marriage and family, and the only defense they have is to make themselves as unattractive as possible for their husbands, so that they don’t try to fuck them and knock them up again to start that horrible cycle all over again…..I mean revenge has gotta be why once hot chicks who get married and have kids end up thick….I mean that or laziness and a valid excuse for the shit….

I’m also posting these pics to remind you that the busty, implant looking tits you see of hers in catalog, don’t actually exist, it is all false marketing, padding, and millions of dollars of engineering to make happen, not to that that’s a bad thing, she’s hot, it just is shitty when you get surprised after bringing a bitch pulling the same stunts home, but you likely don’t have to worry about that….so I’ll just post the pics…

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