Here are some pictures of Miranda Kerr leaving the gym, or what I assume is the gym, cuz bitch just had a kid, and her body looks this amazing, there’s no way she doesn’t spend her fucking life on a treadmill running that baby fat off. Sure, we have no idea what condition her pussy is in after being ravaged by a fucking watermelon sized object, however, I have tried to make a hooker insert a melon in her twat, and we only got to half a cantalope after an hour of trying, and she had a sloppy twat, leading me to believe, it’s not in great condition….but when the rest of her looks like this, I’d risk the horror scene, cuz even on the tightest vagina, my dick doesn’t touch the vagina walls…so it’s just one of those strong stomach situations…

That said….this must really piss off all the husbands with fat new mom wives at home….this must piss off all the new moms too…cuz she’s fucking up your lie that you can’t bounce the fuck back after baby making…the one you and your friends all agreed on so you can eat all the cookies your fat ass desires…

You can argue that she makes millions, this is her job, this is the one thing she has to do…

But I’m just gonna argue that she looks amazing…and you or yours probably don’t…and this is a reminder why it sucks to be you…cuz I’d love to chip a tooth on this thing…

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This picture was posted to facebook less than an hour ago. It is of Miranda Kerr and a Victoria’s Secret thing, cuz as you know once you go Victoria’s Secret, you never go back and not cuz no white guys will take you back, but because they got you on serious lockdown…..It’s a lifetime commitment, but one willing to be taken, cuz shit by default makes you one of the hottest model in the world.

That said, Miranda Kerr looks amazing. She just had a kid, those legs are next level, I may or may not be in love, but I sure as hell plan to masturbate thinking of her at least once in the next 6 to 8 weeks, and I never masturbate to celebrities…hell I don’t even masturbate…but she’s just that well put together that it’s hard not to masturbate to her….If you know what I mean.

This is her, unposed, unpolished, unprophotographed, unphotoshopped, all spectacular. Maybe I’m a little overly excited and need to relax some.

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We went through this yesterday. Whether she got implants or she’s just milk filled, she’s got a contract with Victoria’s Secret that reads, your tits are ours, don’t let them ever fuck around, without being in the best bra we custom made you, based on designs from our Aeronautical engineer and team of designers, that make your tits the most perfect they can be, cuz the second you have a shitty tit day, we look bad, and we’re a billion dollar industry that owns you, and we can’t let that happen, and to prevent that from happening, wear this, put on this see through tank top, walk around for the paparazzi, make the world forget you ever got pregnant, faster than it took Orlando Bloom to cum the night you got pregnant…If you know what I mean…

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I know that Miranda Kerr is pretty much sponsored by Victoria’s Secret, and that they have engineers working hard on making her the perfect fitting bra that gives her new mother tits the perfect amount of support, cleavage, shape, perfection… that make the shits look like better than implants, even though implants suck, that make the shits look like heaven….

So I look at these cleavage pictures with caution…cuz I know billion dollar companies won’t let their spokesperson ever be seen with shitty tit saggy…sloppy mom tit….but that caution seems irrelevant…the more I stare…cuz who really cares how real or engineered these are….lets just be happy they are here.

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There are some pictures of Miranda Kerr’s amazing new mom body, showing off some amazing new mom tits, and I call the whole thing amazing, cuz it never happens like this, only when a bitch has a million dollar contract that depends on her getting back to this level of amazing….

I post this as motivation for wifes and mothers everywhere to put a little effort in, cuz it is possible to not be the slop in sweat pants eating donuts, if anything you moms have had a conspiracy that baby weight is the end, it’s here to stay and there’s nothing we can do about it, but now we are reminded of the truth and that is that you’re all a bunch of fucking liars….

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I posted the preview pics of a bunch of Victoria’s Secret girls shot by some photographer, and even I knew it was a weak fucking post full of shitty pics, that coulda been way more naked…

So when the Candice Swanepoel set dropped, I knew the rest of the models were coming, and that original post was just a preview of what was to come post and who fucking cares, here’s post pregnancy tits a baby may still be sucking on topless and doing the Victoria’s Secret thing way better than Victoria’s Secret does it, cuz they are stuck in the fucking 80s, why change something that works, mentality…and I think it’s safe to say that this is why they should change their campaigns…cuz these are far hotter than anything Victoria’s Secret has shat out the last decade….but they do know how to pic models..

Either way, here’s her post pregnancy body outshining most post pregnancy bodies…as the photographer slowly leaks these pics….instead of just putting them out there…capitilizing motherfucker makin’ it last…bullshit

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I am just posting these pictures of Miranda Kerr’s legs in response to my last post on Kim Kardashian’s fat legs to show her, not that she reads this site, but in my mind she is the only person who reads my site, thanks to being crazed from syphilis, that even brand new moms are more fit than her lazy slob ass….

That’s all I have to say about that.

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Wanna know the number one fashion accessory to ruin a hot pussy you all wanted to fuck last year when she was posing naked for Victoria’s Secret and SI….a newborn baby.

Seriously, husbands, boyfriends, cold sores, even 15 pounds of over indulgence from Christmas or a thyroid problem, car accident amputations or fire mutilations don’t even come close to making a bitch as unattractive as her spawn in her arms….

Here’s the proof….

Baby….

No Baby….

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