Daily Mail posted that AkON is going to extreme lengths to avoid EBOLA. You know being African import and all – and I figured, not that I care, that I’d call those fuckers out for sensational tabloid journalism in efforts to get traffic and serve ad campaigns because the retards of the world are going to pass this story around like it is face, since they saw in on FB…dumbing down of our nation has happened. Thanks Social Media…you’re worse that the EBOLA Akon is apparently Avoiding….
If you’ve been wondering what Akon’s been up to, and I know you have, it turns out he was shooting his new video in South Africa because when you’re successful and make millions for a record label, they’ll pretty much let you shoot your video anywhere you fuckin’ want and he did it with one of my favorite things life had to offer and that’s black girls..and one white girl who shoulda been left at home…but I am sure he fucked them all after the shoot equally, not because South African chicks are easy, but because in the presence of a famous person, all chicks are, no matter where they are from. True story. I know, I bring serious fucking insight into the world, don’t I….
Here’s a video of Akon’s house and I decided to post it because I always love seeing the stars struggling during the economic and what better way to do that than watch these crib shows and see the ridiculous shit these people have, whether it is a fully professional kitchen, or an alligator pit in the middle of their living room floor, or even an indoor lap pool or a fingerprint lock to access the bedroom so he can’t get caught cheating on his chick, it all screams that these motherfuckers make too much money.
Kardinal is some Canadian rapper who is doing big things thanks to his partnership with Akon. His people have been good to me. They got me good tickets to his concert, they got me into some exclusive event that I would have otherwise never been allowed in and technically they got me very fucking drunk. I’ve never officially met any of these people but I got this video sent to me of a behind the scenes at a video shoot and their are sluts in their underwear. Sure this is nothing you can replace the Spice Girls first video with for masturbation purposes, but we gotta give them some credit for the effort to make shit hot. I mean if I was a rapper, my videos would involve me cumming all over chicks, but I guess my goal would be to use my video budget for pussy, when their goal is to get played on TV, probably a better approach to get chicks because they are more impressed when they see you on TV, I guess I just do everything backwards.
I don’t watch TV and if I did, I am pretty sure I wouldn’t watch “E!”. I have seen some clips of this chick Chelsea Handler doing some interviews and she’s pretty funny in a sarcastic, Jewish cuntway. The kind of bitter hag you meet outside a hotel bar huffing on a cigarette after drinking a few too many martinis. Her hair a mess, her blouse unbuttoned, her panties in her purse from earlier in the night when she tried to show the waiter her pussy to seduce him before realizing he was gay, but still ready to show you or anyone with a dick how empowered she actually is in her single, self-made, confident and miserable life by taking you upstairs to have her way with you. Treating you like you’re some kind of cheap whore, like the roles of society have been reversed, when you’re feeling like you just won the lottery and secured the easiest pussy ever, until she starts crying as soon as she cums because all she really wants is a baby….
Either way here is a video of Chelsea Handler dealing with Akon and letting him slap her ass 3 minutes in.
I mentionned that I saw Akon live with my stepdaughter when they rolled through Montreal a few months ago and he put on an amazing show. Along with all the teenage girls going crazy for him and the black hoochies wishing he was their baby daddy, he got the rest of the crowd going pretty crazy. He did some thing I never saw at a big concert and that was crowd surf and interact with his audience who was fucking psycho, I guess he didn’t care because it was less dangerous than war torn Mother Africa where he is from, but I do know that the girls on the floor were going crazy. Grabbing at him and trying to pull his pants down and dude didn’t miss a fuckin’ beat. I guess shit got nuts in whatever city he’s in in this video, but dude slaps a bitch down because she hugs him. I’m not going to take sides, because where he is from, it’s okay to beat your multiple wives in your tribe and whether hitting a girl is deemed right or wrong doesn’t matter, when you’re grabbed at or attacked you’re going to get defensive cuz your survival instinct kicks in, unfortunately every time I’ve dropped that line when girls press charges against me, shit never holds in court, but if you don’t want to get a beating, don’t step out of fuckin’ line and if you don’t want to beat a bitch, don’t put yourself in a situation where you may have to, so since this is some black on black nature channel incident, it won’t go much farther than this post, and if the chick hit was white dude would be locked up already, but I figure I will post the video anyway because there’s no better way to start a Friday than seeing some chick get slapped by some Hip Hop superstar all the girls masturbate to…
