I just posted pictures of Hilary Duff Sucking In Leather Pants , so I figured I’d take another stab at pictures of pussy in leather pants to get our fix for the day, since the last were so disappointing….

So here are some pictures of Alessandra Ambrosio showing us how leather pants lose their appeal when the paparazzi who takes the pictures doesn’t get into the photography process and get her to crawl around on all fours so we can see her ass and beaver in all it’s snug pant glory….

She’s a fucking bikini model and would probably have been more than happy to do something from behind and to show the world she still has a body cuz you gotta when that’s your line of work and you just had a kid….but instead these lazy immigrant motherfuckers just snapped her off with no real effort to make these as good as they could be….and I guess this is just further proof why the paparazzi get no respect…cuz they aren’t failed photography students trying to make a difference, but instead assholes from other countries with a camera trying to make a buck.

Boring…cuz these leather pants had so much potential and now all I have to work with is thinking about how hot, clammy, stinky, sweaty, drippy, amazing her ravaged mom pussy was after a night of dancing in these pants that don’t breathe….and I hate having to rely on fantasies…I am lazy and like shit in picture already set up for me…girl are more about pouring a hot bubble bath and lighting candles imagining “The Rock” inside them after a day of horseback riding…but dudes don’t have that kind of patience…we just need the fuckin’ content in our face and shoved down our throats…and this isn’t doin’ it.

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Alessandra Ambrosio is trying to get noticed….that bores me. I am not into these staged publcity stunts…that these attention hungry celebrities set up because they know the paparazzi are going to be there….I am more into the invasion of privacy shit that makes celebrities mad…or that exposes their genitals…it’s a little more authentic in a world that has nothing authentic about it…it’s all fucking robots doing robot shit to make lots of people lots of money….but at least when I think the celebrities are getting fucked over in some way or another…I can post this shit with pride….unfortunately…this is not one of those moments…

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Here are some pics of mom Alessandra Ambrosio making a lot of money cuz she sold her soul to a bikini company….and I’m giving thanks on Canadian Thanksgiving that she did…

I don’t think anything needs to be said about this…other than I think this is what Thanksgiving is all about…not the pilgrims raping the indians and eating their turkey after stealing their land…but about mom’s bouncing back almost fully from giving birth cuz they have no choice as this is their livlihood and all they are good for…it gives us hope that we won’t end up with a fat slob of a wife when we grow up…who never loses her pregnancy weight…turning into something you never would have knocked up and married if you knew it would end up like this…

Who am I kidding, people like you take whatever you can get and even then you are amazed you convinced something with a vagina to fuck you no matter how disgusting the body that pussy is attached to….

All this to say, Alessandra Ambrosio in a bikini is a good thing. It inspires. If you’re married show it to your wife…cuz no matter how much tape and glue it takes to fit her ravaged pussy into her bikini bottoms, the rest of her is almost at 100 percent, proving pregnancy weight is a scam women have going on together to use as an excuse for their laziness cuz life for them as a sexual object ends when they become settled down moms…but it doesn’t have to be that way and it is not always that way…so let’s just enjoy a girl and her hot body who did things right…

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These pictures of Alessandra Ambrosio on the runway in some bikini company called Koton would have been far better if they were taken before her pregnancy, but proven with my wife, and everything else in my life….I generally take what I can get…but that doesn’t mean I am happy about it…

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I guess when you have kids, you start to grow extra ass cheeks and when you’re Alessandra Ambrosio, that really doesn’t matter, because you still get paid huge to wear your bikini. I had the option to post this, or pictures of Hilary Duff and her new found manly shoulders from working out to please her faggot fiance, and the new mom bikini model won. You should thank me for that…and you should thank Ambrosio for taping down her newly formed mom pussy….cuz we all know how meaty babies make vaginas…

Here are the pics…

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I am pretty down with this bikini…I mean at this point in bikini design there’s really no point in even wearing a bikini top…but I guess some girls who get paid to show off their bodies don’t like going fully topless for free even when they are slutty enough to get pregnant and almost sacrifice their careers…this is like the gateway bathing suit for girls entertaining the idea of going topless but not fully confident to take the plunge…. and that makes it a good thing….

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You saw the other set from this photoshoot and I figure I might as well post the rest to make the single men hate their lives cuz they can’t get laid, to make the married men hate their wives cuz they don’t look like this, to make the fathers hate their lives and their wives cuz after they had the kid, they decided to get addicted to eating, since they knew they locked a motherfucker down and didn’t have to maintain anymore, but most importantly to make the women hate themselves cuz a woman who hates herself is a woman easy to bed….it’s all part of the process of getting laid by girls willing to fuck us cuz they think they are inadequate…something I assume the fat chick in the yello bikini with Ambrosio probably used to feel before she stopped caring….

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I don’t really have to go in how nice it would be to be a pair of bikini bottoms for a day….especially if that bikini bottom was on the set of some Victoria’s Secret shoot….even if the model vagina are little club sluts with herpes, or if their like Ambrosio and recently ravaged by child birth…shit would be amazing….but unfortunately, that’s not possible and if it was I know I would end up being stuck on the fat chick on the sidelines who doesn’t wax, has an infection and smells like feces cuz she drank the water at the luxury resort they are shooting on…and while I try to make sense of all this here is Ambrosio, hot mom in a bikini, getting paid heavy for the world’s easiest fucking job…to masturbate to….

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With all the hot new pussy going around the modeling world, it’s kinda hard to remember the old washed up shit that decided to have a fucking baby and spend her days in the park instead of spending the days sleeping off bad hangovers cuz back home in her Brazilian small town, she’s not allowed to drink, have pre-marital sex, or even protected sex, or do drugs and have fun, cuz the “santa maria” is watching over her…so she might as well live it up now that she’s making stupid money instead of her 5 dollars a day to check people into the local hotel…..but I guess she’s still relaly fucking hot and here are the pics of her being a hell of a lot better than the moms I see playing in my park, mainly because the mom’s I see playing in my park are drunk natives who just pissed themselves, but I guess that’s hot to some…especailly the other homeless dudes cuz we all need to fuck sometimes otherwise we go crazy…even if we already are crazy….

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