ALESSANDRA AMBROSIO is demonstrating her squirt…or what is basically what squirting in porn is…just a whole lot of water drank before peeing all over the place while faking an orgasm…you know how it is…and if you don’t believe me…give a bitch you’re planning on making squirt cuz you bought an ebook on how to make a girl squirt some coffee before you pull your push on her bladder and call it her g-spot…and tell me what you smell..coffee piss…

Anyway, at Ambrosio’s age, this is likely the only lubrication her leathery, old, tired, should be retired pussy gets…from a bottle…menopause empowerment that should never happen…not thankful for that…I’m all for the new pussy, out with the pussy that should have retired 10 years ago and it’s at a point of depressing…even if you still find her hot…which you do…cuz you’re a pervert…and I am thankful for your perversion it gives me somthing to do for 15 mins a day.

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Alessandra Ambrosio is out here putting a test to time…she is saying “hey time, I’m gonna go against all odds, strip down, and be hot, despite being old as shit…”…

She is pushing the limits, the boundaries, all logical sense of being a half naked woman on the internet like she was Liz Hurley…she’s looking at the sand through the hour glass slowly drain, and says “here’s my tits in a bikini cuz these are the days of Alessandra Ambrosio’s life”…

It has been a life in which she may be challenging the concept of age and time…and she may be working harder than she ever has to just fit into that mold or body she had at 20….she made a life and a living out of being hot bodied and half naked, and now she’s got no other option than to keep it going…it’s familiar, it is home, it has done well for her, why bother swapping it out…

So I guess for now, she’s winning…it’s some theory of relativity shit that Einstein conceptualized but I’m not a nerd so I don’t understand that shit…I just know this is a 40 year old mom….but eventually, I’m not sure when, diet, exercise, fitness, modern science…will not be able to support the inevitable…but for now, she’s as hot or hotter than ever in a bikini…but organs, they eventually give out or rot out…but if they have nice tits and asses you can ignore the smells when you shove your dick up in them….at least that’s why my friend who worked at the funeral home told me….

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Alessandra Ambrosio is dressed up as her younger self this Halloween, you know, because being a 40 year old bikini and lingerie promo model for an evil made in China mall Brand is one of the scariest concepts out there to perverts who like their bikini and lingerie promo models to be young…but I guess on Halloween anything goes…

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Alessandra Ambrosio may be old, but modern science makes her 68% immune to that whole aging thing. Sure she will eventually end up looking like a muppet at some underfunded daycare, but as long as she stays skinny, fit, and half naked, we can handle that. Even as her ass starts to melt into itself, the cheeks slowly being sucked back into her, desite being an ass that likely has had ass injections, because all asses, especially menopausal asses have injections when they are trying to stay hot, marketable, and good enough to sell bikinis to random fans that should try to move onto the next model in line, the new blood….not the old athlete coming out to throw one last pitch desite all his injuries….cuz we all know how that soon to be retired cop ends up in all 90s cop movies….not good….but you are scared of change….so here it is…and when you look at them remember Carl Winslow Didn’t Die for This…

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Alessandra Ambrosio is just one of the many 40 year old women in all of our lives who have taken to instagram to show off their fitness old lady bodies, or plastic surgery faces, in efforts to compete with the young girls at their own game….or whatever…

I don’t love old ladies and their mom pussies as a concept, but I will say that 40 year olds today, thanks to fitness and diet information, coupled with the pressure of having a public profile on social media, has made the traditional mom aged woman more worthy of a fuck…

Sure she’s sloppier, looser skinned, even when at her best…and a 20 year old girl’s body will always destroy her…but I remember growing up in the 70s and only one of the moms being hot…she’d show up in Leather Cat Suits, because it turned out that she was a stripper, but still only one mom back in the 70s was worth noticing, nowadays at least 80 percent of moms at the elementary school are worth a fuck. I see them picking up the kids…I know…so I guess as social media kills lives, causes anxiety and depression, and suicide because it is a lonely place to be….it’s making women who otherwise would give up and tap out on this being hot thing…keep delivering the good and as far as I’m concerned…that is a win…and so important…cuz fat ladies are gross.

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Alessandra Ambrosio bores me, but luckily everyone who visits this site is an old fuck dot com, young people don’t read blogs, so as we all age together, it’s nice to look onto the girls who were young ot things when all this blogging shit happened 15 years ago and see how they ended up…you know to point and laugh at how old and disgusting they are…even when they make the 40 year old women in our lives look like real fucking shit, they still are a fraction of what they were at 20….NOT TO MENTION…while I MENTION it….this is the internet, why the fuck should we waste time on an old timer when we’re old and surrounded by old, when we can jerk off to the younger new pussy the way the internet intended when it was created as a masturbation station for one and all…

RIGHT.

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Alessandra Ambrosio how fucking old is she?

She’s really out there still doing this?

She must be 40 on paper, but officially 45 since all models lie about their age, they are self involved narcissistic cunts who try to stretch their careers like that.

You’d think she’d find a way to distance herself from this…start a fucking coffee shop or Brazilian meat restaurant….but continuing the half nakedness, that’s straight up just some bitch who doesn’t want to face reality, deal with aging, admit she’s aged, continuing to jump in through the hoop…

There’s something really desperate and lame when old ladies do slutty things, like grow the fuck up and leave it for the less tainted bitches who don’t have two kids.

Doesn’t she have a team of advisors so that she doesn’t need to be doing this?

I mean she’s rich and doesn’t need to be doing this.

Yet she is doing it…

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Alessandra Ambrosio Forever….because this should be a memorial post for her fans…in a she may not be dead, but she’s dead as a bikini model, so look at her in her glory days, or in an era before she was 40 fucking years old and in a bikini…because she’s moved onto greater things…a tribute if you will..

But instead, it’s more a never give up, stick to the dreams, you don’t have a plan be, you just have this going for you and people seem to still care so keep it up…half naked bikini model…in her lingerie doing lingerie and bikini shit…cuz it’s all she knows, feels good at, feels confident in…

So this mom, old as fuck mom, still looking good thanks to the aging process being reinvented with cosmetic injections and fitness….is still doing what she’s always done…scared to move on…in some geriatric underwear modeling…on some Liz Hurley shit…cuz when a ho is a ho she stays a ho forever…

Here she is playing beach vollyball the other day…IN A BIKINI….

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Alessandra Ambrosio got her tits out for fashion again in some fetish overalls that would be good to piss on….or cum on…or shit on…easy to wipe off I guess…another example of fashion ripping off queer fetishes and turning it into overpaid nonsense…I have known latex fetish weirdos…and they are weirdos.

I don’t think Ambrosio is into that shit, she’s more about being 40 and still pulling out her tits…that’s her fetish…

Look at how BOLT on the tits look…but at 40…how could they not be bolt on…otherwise they’d just hang to her fucking belly button….

This post is brought to you by all her face injections…gotta stay young no matter what it takes.

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