This bikini bottom is hilarious because it looks like her asshole is sucking up her bathing suit…it’s an asshole behind thong but on an old as shit Brazilian who was a Victoria’s Secret rather than on some random slut trying to sell Only Fans Subscriptions, therefore more mainstream and legitimate….not that you can see her asshole, she probably bleaches that shit…literally…

It’s the little things that keep this site going, not that Ambrosio’s anus is a little thing, the reality is that it can probably handle some wattage, or weight, or I don’t know a word for “VOLUME”, I don’t work in shipping, I just know that Victoria’s Secret is run by a dude who funded Epstein therefore their models are probably the human trafficked girls who turned 18…or something similar…

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Alessandra Ambrosio is old, she’s boring, but she’s still hustling like a sex worker from the mean streets of Brazil, because she’s basically a sex worker from the mean streets of Brazil, only instead of doing bootleg tranny porn, she did Victoria’s Secret, which was perceived as not being sex work…even if it is, even if it funded Epstein…not one of them is denouncing the brand because they know they sold their soul to it.

All these bitches think the rich guys they are fucking cuz they are rich are just a conscious decision, they never think they are just replaceable hookers that aren’t getting paid overtly, but are getting paid indirectly for being there. It’s that spectrum of between STREET HOOKER to SUGAR BABY to GIRL WITH HER OWN MONEY FROM BEING NAKED FOR A MALL BRAND still basically being a whore…Like Miranda Kerr.

I don’t mind Ambrosio or her little fake round tits, she’s ok, I just think she pushed her time with VS a little longer than she should have and I think she’s hotter now that she’s 40 than when she was 20 and was pretty average and I didn’t know why she was one of the Angels at the time…while at 40…she looks fucking good…compared to other 40 year olds…

She was also at the beach in her red one piece….

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Here’s some old as shit over hyped Alessandra Ambrosio…who never fucking quit Victoria’s Secret until they gave her the golden handshake for all her barely hard work promoting the brand all these years because the brand was going broke and because we weren’t into seeing a 40 year old bitch selling panties to other 40 year old bitches…the whole point of these brands is to be some level of aspirational.

When Ambrosio first happened, when she first got started as the third maybe even fourth or fifth Brazilian at Victoria’s Secret, maybe even seventh behind Gisele, Lima, Beatriz Barros, Goulart, there were others….while this one was always terribly fucking average….

Well, despite her mom implants, her little roundies to continue her bikini modelling scam, it’s better than traditional sex work…it turns out that at 40, she’s got no fucking ass…that is a FLAT fucking mom who starves herself looking ass…someone needs to take up squats, some muscle mass could do her some good…you know as a 400 pound fat fuck my fitness advice matters because despite not following my own advice…I clearly see no ass on a bikini and lingerie model and that’s fuckign VILE….disgraceful and against the FUCKING rules!

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Alessandra Ambrosio brought out the workout videos for FRIDAY because the 40 year old mom needs to keep things relevant or keep you remembering who she is now that there’s a lockdown and the paparazzi aren’t there to document her and keep her in the mix.

Plus Victoria’s Secret is going through some shit during the pandemic, fully broke thanks to their overhead of having all those made in china overpriced panties losing their appeal…especially now that the malls are all cosed.

I don’t know if they are still paying her despite her “retirement” to start her own brand, but she doesn’t need the money, if anything she should be lending them money to help them survive after making millions because of the brand…

They paid her to put her on the map …when otherwise she’d just still be in Brazil doing whatever it is Brazilians do beside being tannies or surfing….

I read that Victoria’s Secret pulled another scam, besides financing Epstein, and that is when they sold off to a private equity company, they slipped “PANDEMIC” into the clause, which the private equity firm didn’t see and were like “But your shit isn’t worth shit anymore we want out”….while the Limited Brand owners are like “see ya later, we have sex tourism to get back into, suckers”….

Anyway, this is the Friday workout of a tall thin old as shit model who is likely infertile so your brand should write her off as too old to fuck with on a DNA level of we are animals trying to keep the species alive.

Well she’s got fake tits and tight shorts…so keeping the dream alive..whatever that dream may be…

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I wonder what the cut-off age for an outfit like this is. I mean are we supposed to be excited by a weathered and played out Victoria’s Secret model who was imported by the brand that financed Epstein, where they made her a millionaire and celebrity, which I am sure came at a fucking cost. I’ve always just assumed the VS girls are third world prostitutes chasing a dream and willing to do anything for that dream, but when they are 40…it’s hardly exciting.

You do realize that we live in a world where EVERY girl is posting more revealing pics of themselves than this and they aren’t 40 year old overhyped garbage….that we’ve seen half naked for 2 fucking decades..

The internet is a magical place with access to so much information that Ambrosio in her slutty outfit for some Catholic event like Ash Wednesday…or LENT….is just fucking boring.

I don’t think it’s just me who finds this shit dull, basically no one under 30 gives a fuck about any of this shit because so much better shit happens in their fucking living rooms every night of the week thanks to how slutty girls are….

What I am saying is trash this trash…not to mention her “model” tits look like little round implants and there’s nothing more unfortunate than that lie.

That said, I am giving up on bitches trying to be hot despite being old bitches for LENT…I’m sure they’ll all still be there after Easter…proving themselves…one slutty pic at a time.

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I guess what I do here is slut shaming, however none of these women actually identify as sluts, so it’s more truffle pig sniffing out or rooting out the sluts and letting you all know my findings.

So Alessandra Ambrosio is in a bikini simulating an orgasm at 40 to get you to buy her bullshit bathing suit collection.

I have always found her the least hot of the Brazilians, but she has been a model in Brazil since she was 14, probably part of the Epstein modeling academy that Victoria’s Secret Financed, because when that Epstein shit came out, the only thing I saw, or noticed was that the owner of Victoria’s Secret accounted for the majority of Epstein’s wealth, and then you gotta look at what he’s done with the brand with his roster of immigrant women, which is not much different than working in the sex trade, not to mention he’s actually got in trouble for using 16 year olds in the past, because he’s a fucking pervert…a pervert who created this bitches life for her, a life she doesn’t want to give up as she keeps posting bikini pics like she’s not 40. It’s all she knows!

The world is nuts.

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