I know it is not all that shocking that celebrities are onto the Insta Thot hustle that non celebrities do in order to become celebrities so that thy don’t have to Insta Thot….

If they have made it in Hollywood, whether it is because of their connections, their level of hotness, who they slept with, who their parents know, or the size of their tits is irrelevant….

The fact is that she’s super famous, works consistently and dudes love her big tits….and jerk off to her old True Detective clips….making it totally unnecessary for her to do Insta Thot shit….

So either someone is chiming in her ear that this is how you keep relevance to keep getting work…or her own ego just likes giving the fans her hottest content to jack off to…..

The reasons the celebs are doing easy low hanging Instagram Public Relations, is because it’s easy, feeds their ego and can make them billionaires when they launch a direct to consumer brand….plus they fucking love themselves and love being praised…

I just find it a little desperate, because if it was actual desperation we’d be seeing some LABIA up in here….and that’s where I’d rather be…

You see desperation to stay relevant, to keep people engaged is so contrived and boring….

Desperation because you snorted all your Hollywood money, your parents have cut you off, the dudes you fuck won’t pay your rent or mortgage and you don’t want them to think you’re broke, so you sell pussy pics to strangers….is more my vibe….

But I’ll look at all options.

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Old Lady Alex Daddario may be at the top of her game, I don’t know if that’s really possible because when you’re a mid 30 year old who just got engaged it’s kinda the tail end of your hotness and career, maybe she’ll be cast to play the hot middle aged mom, or some spinster who wishes she didn’t choose her career over family, or maybe she’ll just start an ONLYFANS for her tits, where she’d likely make more money because we’re only into her for the tits really…I mean they brought her to us through TRUE DETECTIVE with her tits, and we’ve been riding off that as long as she’s been riding off that…SO SELL NUDES….

Unfortunately, she’s a rich kid who probably confuses dudes stoked on her tits with her being a respectable actress…

HENCE why she’s posting branded fitness marketing campaigns with her tits out, hard nipples at all…you know SINCE she knows people are there to see her epic character acting chops…and NOT the tits…

YOU ARE NOT FOOLING ANYONE hot tits.

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Alex Daddario is so average looking that you wonder how she broke through as an actress…maybe the reason most actors are average looking is because it allows them to take on multiple movie roles because if they were hot…they’d just be the same person in all the movies…that hot chick over there.

There would be know breaking through the actor and the character, so the hotties get thrown into the model world…the eager pushy egos who think they are hotter than they are…go into acting..

But you have to ask, why did Daddario get famous when so many other people are hotter, more interesting and more talented….then you remember she’s a rich kid, so she was likely funded and not forced to suck dick for rent money….but MOST importantly…you remember her tits are bigger than your head, and she’s skinnier than a girl who would have tits bigger than your head, and that alone is all the talent you really need to impress perverted producers…

This is some campaign for a yoga brand, that doesn’t speak to my soul because I can’t see her cunt or even her massive tits…but I’ll post it anyway cuz mid 30s duds are MY fetish…if they have big titty.

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I thought Alex Daddario was overrated as an actress since the rich kid who probably bought her career like so many rich kids before her, because middle class people, who may be getting fewer and fewer everyday the transfer of wealth goes from them to the world elite,, have to get fucking jobs and sitting around going to auditions everyday is not really designed for that…so unless daddy pays your rent in LA, or a sugar daddy in LA pays your rent, you may not be able to flex those acting chops no matter how good you may be at acting….

The truth is that you don’t need to be that good of an actress to have big good tits people like to stare at….and that’s good enough for all of us low expectations, just give us the big titty motherfuckers.

I did watch Daddario, who I saw recently got engaged to some rich as fuck motherfucker producer guy….because why not, she’s mid 30s and it is time….but I also recently saw her series with Sydney Sweeney, older tits and newer tits, in the battle of tits, that made me think “This series would be better if it was a Jello Wrestling Match”…like why all the scripts, and scenes, and storylines, let’s get straight to the point.

Spoiler alert – they didn’t Jello Wrestle in the series….

Anyway, she’s got her braless tits, jiggling as big tits should, big hard nippled as mom tits would, and you’ll stare at them imagining cumming on them….if you could.

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Alex Daddario is arguably one of the top actresses of the times, that’s not to say she’s that good of an actress, but are any actors really any good, I would argue, ideal in a mud wrestle, with Daddario’s big tits, maybe even to the death, SUFFOCATE ME BITCH, that all actors are jokers who suck at acting, but just don’t feel the shame a normal person would doing the same thing…

ANYWAY, I am sure she doesn’t make A-Lister money, but as a mid-30s chick, she’s got some time in her to buy that Oscar like she was Brie Larson so that she can make movies designed for the Chinese Market, where the real money is….but she does have big tits on her small frame…

Which brings up the point of this post, that as a celeb only known for her tits, she’s not doing a very good job showing her tits, which is always a bold move, that reminds us that she’s being fed too well, that she can hide the tits and still get the attention she feels she deserves.

This is a paid ad by that big YOGA company they all wear….and she’s not even showing the tits they likely paid for….what a fucking fail…she may have even hired a photographer for this shit…and NO tits…WHAT KIND OF SCAM IS THIS DADDARIO…

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I watched some piece of shit movie with rich and entitled brat Alexandra Daddario, who was rich and entitled before she cried to her rich daddy to support her dreams of being a celebrity, because she was already rich and entitled, and needed, in the depths of her soul, to get that mainstream stamp of approval from the industry, so that she could know in her soul, if she even has a soul, that she was good enough, that she mattered…and I guess it worked out alright for her….cuz she’s in the movies.

She’s probably best known for having hot tits, huge tits, on a skinny body in some True Detective show…but she sort of faded out after that peak of the titty peek she gave us…

I saw her in some other show or movie and it fucking sucked…her acting was embarrassingly bad to which I said…WELL she’s rich and entitled, has an agent, has tits, she’ll be ok….and I was right…

Because I just finished a series she was in called White Lotus, where she was a miserable newlywed who married some loser for money, which I guess was what her mom likely did with her dad, so she had something to reference…and I thought she was good in it…but that could just be the tits…

I am a firm believer that I can be hypnotized by the tits….fall slave to the tits…and this one’s got tits….that for whatever reason she’s hiding in this bikini pic…cuz she’s probably tired of just being tits.

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I did take college level film classes back in the 90s, where you’d basically sit in a 3 or 4 hour class and watch either one or two movies and do really lame ass analysis or have really stupid intellectual conversations about the themes in the movies….it didn’t teach you how to write a good movie, what to include in a movie, how to use a camera or act or even tell a good story, but it did get you watching one or two movies a week that you may or may not have seen…amongst a bunch of nerd fucks with too much time on their hands taking movies too fucking seriously not realizing that it’s a fucking business and analyzing movie like it is art is like sitting around analyzing a pair of Nike Sneakers…writing reports on the symbolism of the swoosh….doesn’t it mean some systemmic racist shit? It must…SNEAKERS ARE RACIST.

So in having that film class under my belt, I feel like I should apply to be a film critic, with all these streaming shit, I should write you a review of all the shit that I watch, because like all you other puppets, I’m committed to the streaming apps on a nightly basis, where I get drunker and higher and drunker watching this meaningless shit….

Last night, I watched White Lotus, the Mike White Survivor who I remember from BUCK & CHUCK back in the early 2000s even though I couldn’t tell you what that show was about, but I do know he wrote, directed, starred in it and ended up a name we’ve seen over the last 20 years….good for him…

In White Lotus, a Daddario, who is hotter than she is in photos, but still way overhyped is a newlywed couple at some expensive resort…married to some asshole rich dude…you know the love story of the hot chick….and this is the sex scene…which not much sex…

In fact, in the first episode Reality Bites star Steve Zahn, has a scene holding his dick, and I’m thinking if they are showing us Steve Zahn’s dick, we’re destined to see Daddario’s labia…but two episodes in…the tit is all we got…

The other good news, is that Sydney Sweeney’s in the show, playing Steve Zahn’s bratty drug addict teenager who we will likely not see naked, because that would imply homosexual Mike White likes the idea or fantasy of teen girls naked…

That’s been my film critic, review of White Lotus….I wonder if the NY POST will hire me….cuz it will only get better from here…

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Not to be an asshole, but I am an asshole, and I don’t think I am really being an asshole when I am observing self produced content and giving my critique…because it’s my right to have my opinion even if it is not the popular opinion…and if it was the popular opinion maybe I’d be rich…but I am not so all I have is my opinion and my opinion says that Daddario who is now in her mid 30s and a totally unimpressive actress, has a set of fat tits that are impressive, at least enough to have helped her go viral on True Detective and lead into all the work she’s done since, despite not being a very good actor….so maybe when she selfies, she should do a neck-down-crop…we don’t really need the face in the mix to ruin the god given talents….you know we can still enjoy a blowjob with our eyes closed, you don’t need to be looking back at off to distract our focus from the goods….

Someone needs to get her some guidelines, but then again, maybe girls with great tits like to think they are more than just tits, even if no one else does….who knows.

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