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2020

27

Oct

Alexandra Daddario Topless of the Day

Alexandra Daddario Topless

Alexandra Daddario sucks….

I realize she’s got big tits and that big tits are enough to allow you to survive in this world. I mean it basically is just part of being human. Since the beginning of time girls with big tits getting all the best shit, they get the most hype, even if it is not deserving. Whether it was in the Caveman era where Caveman husband wouldn’t kill the big tits off during famine…or basically every generation since where the big tits end up with rich dudes, with fans all because big tits speak to us on some animalistic level we can’t really control and aren’t even aware of…but everyone, man and woman alike see big tits and immediately become dumbfounded idiots…I know it’s just tits, but tits are fucking wonderful and not because they feed babies, or maybe it is because they fed us as babies and the bigger they are the more familiar they are since most milk filled tit is bigger than most babies and for our entire life…like the pilgrims before us…or the colonialists just don’t tell the “woke” left white people…they hate that word…we spend our life trying to find tits bigger than us…

There’s been so many girls with big tits undeserving of any of the fame or followers they have, but those big tits let them carry on living a better life than most people all because of the tits….from Bird faced, ugly and weird belly buttoned Em Rat Cow who without the tits would be basically nothing, to Kate Upton and other big tits that wouldn’t have ever amounted to anything with normal tits….to Alex Daddario who I have seen act with her big tits at least once and realized she’s all hype because of her tits and that whole acting thing was only a thing because of the big tits….just unfortunately not the right kind of acting in those porno movies…but rather hollywood acting since it needs big tits too…

Either way, she’s figuring out instagram like all the other celebs, and this is what she’s bringing to the people…

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2020

20

Aug

Alexandra Daddario Lingerie of the Day

Alexandra Daddario Corset

Alexandra Daddario is way too Anna Kendrick for my liking and that’s including her big tits that got way too much hype in True Detective because you are all thirty fucks who go nutty for titty or actresses with big titty that are willing to show their titty…and I get that, I respect that, and I often times reduce a woman’s worth to her tits alone…and figure who needs skills, or talent or an acting ability, even though acting seems to be the biggest joke of a job that requires absolutely NO talent and I don’t know who the sucker or idiot was who fell for some pretentious actor telling him that being a “thespian is of the utmost level of sophistication” or whatever it was that got these idiots so well paid…they are trolling you fucks.

Anyway, she’s not even a good actor, but is a working actress…and like Anna Kendrick she’s got tits, but still looks like she’s sucking on pennies, and here she is in a corest promoting herself, when really she should have just been in porn…so looking at her should just frustrate you knowing she thinks she’s mainstream…at that the mainstream thinks she’s mainstream…when really she should be eating asshole for 1000 dollars a day…in Rim Jobs by Failed Actors 14…..but instead will just marry some rich fuck in the industry who buys into her bullshit legitimacy…what a waste of a good porn chick…

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2020

31

Jul

Alexandra Daddario and Kate Easton in Bikinis of the Day

Alexandra Daddario has some tits, that she’s playing up for the photo with her friend and fellow actor Kate Easton who I’ve never heard of but who is apparently in Magic Mike movies and other shit, as actors tend to be….

I will say that actors are clearly not as hot as hot chicks…but lucky for them, there are a lot of people who fall in love with their characters in movies, which sustains them and allows them to pretend they are more than just average looking, and in Daddario’s case, she’s got the tits she plays up as much as she can to distract you from everything else average as shit about her…

So be a groupie to some trash that doesn’t care about you…because she’s got some titty she’s pulling up in her bikini top…milking it in the most boring of ways…just watch her True Detective tit scenes and stop wasting your time on her shitty social media posts!

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2020

20

Jul

Alexandra Daddario in a Bikini of the Day

Alexandra Daddario is out here in a bikini, giving the fans who hate masks a giant fuck you as she wears her mask in the middle of fucking nature like some kind of perverted sick fuck, since there are no people around, this ain’t a Vegas pool party or some shit….not that the virus is even that real, I still don’t know anyone with it and those who have had it said it was a sore throat for a day, like a very mild cold you sleep off, not to mention I left the house and saw everyone up on each other like they gave up on social distancing when the protests happened and the COVID cases went down…SO PECULIAR…not that I am against masks…I fucking love masks for their ability to keep our faces off that image recognition surveillance camera shit.

Point being, some people may also realize that they look better in masks, so there’s that!

Now Alexandra Daddario, probably not the most hyped content from the weekend, but she’s in a bikini and despite having seen her tits in True Detective, making her bathing suit obsolete, or maybe just an obstacle getting in the way of showing off her big tits, and what it comes down to is at least she’s skinny..

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2020

23

Mar

Alexandra Daddario Fitness Tits of the Day

Alexandra Daddario TIts Fitness

I am not an Alexandra Daddario groupie…I don’t give a fuck about her big tits in the True Detective, when she went viral, because as it turns out celebrity women only go viral when they show their tits in movies, just ask Margot Robbie.

Point being, all these self involved cunts living in their big mansions thanks to offering the world basically NOTHING of value, because entertainment has been over-inflated for fucking ever, and none of these people deserve what they have because they are dancing monkeys on camera.

Her tits aren’t worthy of the success she’s had, that’s a flaw in the American system….so I sit here watching the home workouts as they try to keep relevant, busy and connected with fans…but I’m hoping for all their existences to go down with the fucking ship.

Fuck these assholes and the piles of money they are sitting on while real Americans are starving.

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2019

11

Jul

Alexandra Daddario Swimsuit of the Day

Alexandra Daddario Swimsuit

This Alexandra Daddario bitch, is not just a bitch because of her vagina that makes her one by default, ask any VET they will tell you the same.

She’s a bitch because she’s had a total misuse of her tits the last few years….

It’s like she came out with a bang, huge attention generated from her tits, the fuckers basically went viral….all thanks to True Detective.

It made her fans, it got dudes jerking off to her, it was a solid strategy…

Then she booked Baywatch, where she squeezed her tits into a red bathing suit….instead of pulling out the tits like she did on TRUE DETECTIVE…because she got arrogant…and we were forced to see that without the tits out she’s average at best.

Like slut it up a bit…doesn’t she know why she’s here…or more importantly, why WE are here.

Alexandra Daddario Swimsuit

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2019

15

Jan

Alexandra Daddario See Through of the Day

Alexandra Daddario See Through Shirt Nipples

I feel obligated to post this Alexandra Daddario in a see through dress, even though she looks like overhyped shit, but I remember her stint on True Detective when her tits went viral because they were huge, before she booked Baywatch and was forgotten, thanks to her talent pretty much stopping at her huge tits, but I still think she looks like shit and that’s not acceptable, even with big tits, cuz this isn’t a bar at 3 am when the lights go on, the moment of glory for the ugly drunk girls ready to get penetrated whether they know it or not…this is Hollywood and we have fucking standards from the bitches who have been give talking roles despite being host bodies for their tits.

Like I said….I feel obligated to post this…

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2018

13

Aug

Alexandra Daddario Panty Flash of the Day

Alexandra Daddario Panty Flash Upskirt Long Dress

Alexandra Daddario is known for her tits, but trying to diversify and have you know her for something else, like her pussy in panties…white panties…that are miraculously not stained because she’s one of those famous types who knew she was going out in an outfit like this and that she’d need to shower before, gotta avoid the crust that comes with being tits on tv, trying to be legitimate on tv….pressure people…pressure.

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2018

02

Aug

Alexandra Daddario Scary Ocean Tits of the Day

Alexandra Daddario is not hot, but she has tits, and tits are what people care about…which worked out well for Alexandra Daddario and she’s made a career out of it…from True Detective huge tits to Baywatch….to this selfie that sucks.

My fingers are sore from typing all this bullshit and this pic doesn’t deserve any love, praise, just the disappointment it makes me feel cuz she’s looking deflated…and monstrous….and she’s not pulling out the tits acting like she’s too good for that when we only know her cuz she pulled out the tits…you know…sad times when a bitch gets too comfortable…just look at your fat wife’s gut hanging over her oversized sweatpants…and remember the time she dressed up in lingerie cuz she cared to get you off…instead of just giving up…

All this to say there’s something fucked up with her head.

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2018

15

Mar

Alexandra Daddario Tits of the Day

Alexandra Daddario smiles with her tits out in see through black gown

Alexandra Daddario and her big tits is all you need to know about these pics…

Alexandra Daddario career only exists because of her big tits…

She’s the big titty True Detective, turned Pam Anderson in Baywatch, all hollywood and attending important fashion events nips out….

I don’t actually know if you can see her tits, but I figure even if you can’t see the tits, you’ll be able to see the tits, because that’s how nerd fucking weirdos do….

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