Alexandra Daddario has big tits…Baywatch of broken dreams…because apparently the movie fucking sucked – which was such a surprise considering it was such a terrible fucking idea and had no business ever being made – whether THE ROCK who fills seats was part of it or not – let that stripper level Playboy cast bullshit from the 90s people watched because there was no porn die…

But I guess it worked out alright for big tits Alexandra Daddario who did all kind of media, as much media as possible, just to get her tits out there to the world as her big break or some shit…

Like this shoot for some very important god knows who cares – her tits are awesome…all round and spilling out everywhere….in a good way….the way….

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Alexandra Daddario, the big tits from True Detective, are now the scaled down tits, because she wanted a tighter body for Baywatch the Remake, even if Baywatch was something that never needed to be remade, that will likely be garbage, and but that will forever hold a place in your 40 something year old heart because you used to fuck yourself watching it…like it was your first fucking girlfriend…and she’s the new version of old orgasms, stronger orgasms, orgasms you’ll never recreate because you are past your prime and your life failed you….right..

Well her big tits from True Detective that were scaled down for the worst movie idea ever and now they are in GQ Mexico – because the Mexicans are probably the only people to watch that bullshit…you know to laugh at America..as you build your wall.

Here’s the video:

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Alexandra Daddario, the big tits from True Detective, are now the scaled down tits, because she wanted a tighter body for Baywatch the Remake, even if Baywatch was something that never needed to be remade, that will likely be garbage, and but that will forever hold a place in your 30 something year old heart because you used to fuck yourself watching it…

I think it would have been a better movie if they cast Pam Anderson as the main character, you know like the pharmacy or cashier at the grocery store who has been there 15 years, and who you wonder about how sad they are…

But I guess this works too…even though I’m hoping it fucking fails hard…since it is a terrible idea and I hate other peoples success…

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Alexandra Daddario is the big tits from True Detective. She’s in the new Baywatch. It looks like she’s been starving herself the last 6 months, because she’s fit and those tits, even in their corporate sponsored wetsuit/surf shirt thing, don’t look as luxurious as they once were…

But maybe that’s because she’s a surfer now, at one with the waves of Florida bro, connecting with nature, and riding the wave like she was Patrick Swayze on some hippie spiritual journey…

She’s actually getting paid a million bucks…which I guess I’d pay to see this this bitch surf…if I was rich enough and trying to prove a point that these cunts who carry a surf board are hilarious…

However, if I had a million dollars, I’d probably rather pay her for sex, that’s the going rate for C-List sex.

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Call me crazy, because I know people love this bitch because of her huge tits in True Detective, a show I’ve never seen….but I don’t find her hot…

Her name, Alexandra Daddario, more than just tits…but not really…because when I look at her at the event, even showing her massive big titty bra…I’m like “whatever”….

Why do people give a fuck about this old, beat up face…with big tits…maybe she’s just another rich kid who through her rich kid connections and her rich kid allowance was able to fight her way into Hollywood, while the actual hot girls who weren’t rich, were either less egotistical and didn’t care about being famous, or they kept it local working bottle service, but weren’t investing into hyping themselves up like this one…

She’s in some Kate Upton movie…two sets of fat tits…shes’ in Baywatch the next Generation movie…she’s got big tits…and she’s overrated…at some event..showing her bra…

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Here are her tits because they are more interesting than her face…

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Alexandra Daddario is in Baywatch the Movie…and I guess she’s training, or at least cock teasing…

I know what you’re thinking, you love anything with DAD in her name or as her name, because you’re weird…because your dad left your mom after knocking her up in a Mexican brothel for 40 dollars….

Or maybe you’re into her because she was on True Detective, or some other show, with her massive tits…that she was showing off and building a career and celebrity with…

Or maybe you have a fetish, that started in Summer camp, or at the public pool, of tits through water…

You like the way the water magnifies and distorts them, like real life scrambled porn…

I mean I don;’t know what they fuck your issues in life are, I just know that open mouth, eyes looking up, like a seal about to be thrown a bucket of fish, and by seal being thrown a bucket of fish I mean…a “take a load to the face” facial expression is what she wants you to see…

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When you’re known for your tits, or your tit scene in True Detective, after what I assume was years of trying to get noticed in LA…

You don’t hide your tits when the media starts picking up on you…

You do the “Charlotte McKinney”…or “Kate Upton”..or the play so many girls before you did…and maximize those tits…AMERICA loves tits..and that can carry you to a place where you can start not showing off your tits…in 5 years…when you’re rich enough to say “I’m more than just tits, I refuse to show my tits”….before cutting them off like Angelina Jolie…only to get implants…because I guess you really do like tits too..

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