Amanda Seyfried was on a date with the dad she’s fucking…or rumored to be fucking….or staged for the public to think they are fucking cuz they have the same representation…and that’s just how Hollywood works…make up stories to make the agents more fucking money than they already get for doing nothing…

And as the unofficial Amanda Seyfried fan club, I like to track her every move….or at least every move in her Stripping sex scene from Chloe that I’ll keep bringing up and bringing up and bringing up until she brings some slutier fucking content for me to fixate on. I’m OCD like that….and she is amazing.

She’s the new Lohan and I’m a fan…thinking about her getting ravaged in the pussy after these pics were taken…cuz if you were stuck with mom of 3 Reese Witherspoon for years, this young pussy would be a breath of fresh air when used as a gas mask….

Here are a few pictures of her on Regis and Kathy Lee Ripa from earlier today promoting Red Clit Hood…

Here’s some Reese Witherspoon to remind you what he used to fuck after he knocked her up on set of Cruel Intentions and she kept it like a good hick would….can we collectively say #Upgrade.

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A while ago, I remember reaching out to Lohan to hear her take on Seyfried being the new Lohan, this was back when she would answer me, before Samantha Ronson cockblocked to protect her from the truth that Samantha Ronson is a fucking useless, unattractive, manipulative dyke with no talent and offers nothing to the fucking world but wasting space and air with her confusing gender issues, all thanks to being the second twin, always in an identity crisis…I don’t remember what she said, but I’m pretty sure it she wasn’t a fan…

Clearly, Lohan’s not a real lesbian, cuz anyone who saw Stripping Chloe knows, this is one spectacular pussy ready to be ravaged, even if it’s been ravaged so many times before, cuz being the new Lohan comes with great responsibility…..

Here she is at the premiere of Red Riding Hood, something I will see cuz it is the closest I will get to riding her red clit hood during her period with my face cuz she’s that fucking good…so good that even when she’s dull, boring, bad, unshowered, she’s still fucking good….

Rebecca De Mornay was there, trying to steal Seyfried glory, in what I thought was a see through shirt, but wasnt. She failed…and even if it was see through, Seyfried is unstoppable…and cuz Rebecca De Mornay’s fucking old…it’s not the 80s anymore motherfuckers…It’s the Amanda Seyfrieds..cuz she’s all that matters.

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I am a huge fan of Amanda Seyfried ….

I will keep endorsing her until she starts doing more mature roles again, cuz more mature roles usually involve her Stripping …..

What I love about her is that she does these fluffy bullshit Disney shit….but balances it out with legit roles where she gets naked…and a willingness to get naked allows me to ignore her laziness for the paparazzi…if anything it makes me like her more cuz it makes me feel like she knows she doesn’t need to get dolled up or in a bikini like a Kardashian clown and people will talk…cuz she is probably the hottest piece in Hollywood….

It’s kinda refreshing….frustrating…but refreshing…cuz if there is one thing I hate…it’s these fame hungry cunts and their tacky fucking behavior…

Hollywood needs to be Glammed up again…the trash needs to disappear..I’m starting a campaign…and this bitch is my unofficial spokesperson…too bad she’s so awkward….but still so hot…confusing….

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I spent the better part of the other day watching some girl load her car while wearing leggings that I assume she had no idea were faded, stretched out and fucking see through…okay maybe it wasn’t the better part of the day…but it was at least 45 seconds that I was capable of putting in slow motion and dragging out to feel like my day had purpose….

Unfortunately, that bitch who I was staring at, full ass crack and all, was not Amanda Seyfried, not that that crossed my mind at the time, I’m just saying that today, cuz these pics of Amanda Seyfried came out, and I feel like it woulda been more fun to creep on her asshole instead of that random french girls…

All this to say….I love leggings

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I haven’t posted on Amanda Seyfried in an hour and I’m going into withdrawl…So here she is being boring again…cuz even when she’s boring she’s better than you but more importantly…I’m into it…

Seriously, they need to cast her in every fucking movie that comes out. She is the best thing to happen to Hollywood and they need to recognize…And to protest that- I am going to cast her in every single post I do going forward….think of this as a hunger strike for someone who likes eating too much to suffer and who no one would notice was on strike cuz I is irrelevant…

Just doin my part to make a difference in the world…

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I don’t know what it is about this bitch…but she blows my fucking mind. She’s like a fucking riddle or some shit that I want to get pregnant with my fingers, mouth and cock at the same fucking time…it’s like she dresses so down that she almost becomes insignificant, annoying anyone who has seen her Her Naked in Chloe e, boring us while she plays with her dog – or Ryan Philippe – or moves or whatever else I’ve covered in my Amanda Seyfried archive ….cuz I track her every move like the predator I am….but then she comes out with photoshoots and movies and shit that keep me fucking hooked…She is the best kind of cocktease…everytime I’ve decided I’m done posting her, she brings something good…

It’s a roller coaster with this one that I happen to love riding…now if only it was in real live, dripping of her chin and all over her face instead of on a computer screen, then maybe I’d feel less pathetic.

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My summer time fetish has always been watching bitches move….you know single college girls on a budget who insist on doing it themselves cuz they don’t want to admit that dudes are stronger…or maybe they just don’t want to whore themselves out to get dudes to help them…you know use their titties to get them lifting like dumb horny monkeys….So I just standthere watching them lift heavy, bend often, drop shit and struggle as they sweat and get dirty, titties everywhere, ass everywhere, making the whole thing amazing and erotic…

These pictures of Amanda Seyfried’s little ass touches on that perversion and I like it…and you should too…

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If I had known Amanda Seyfried was giving stuff away, I would have caught the next flight to LA to intercept the Goodwill drop off, so that I could masturbate on each and every item she once owned….before deeming it trash good enough for poor people…that would make for a good opportunity to have the paparazzi take pics of her…cuz she realizes that the more the paparazzi care about her…the more she gets paid…and that would probably also explain her Ryan Philippe relationship…but I assume his abs probably have something to do with that decision making process too…cuz girls like abs, and I know this for a fact, cuz girls don’t like me…but who needs girls when you have a box of crap once owned by girls…it’s the basis of my laundromat dirty laundry stealing hustle…cuz cumming on inanimate things owned by bitches who wont fuck you, it hotter than cumming on the bitches who do want to fuck you, cuz the fact they’d fuck you just makes them weird….and probably very unattractive…not that it matters…now stare at these shorts…this girl is a winner according to me….even if she’s boring in her day to day bullshit…since most people are…

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Amanda Seyfried is fucking boring.

Apparently her pussy is getting down with Ryan Phillippe and who gives a fuck about her personal life or who is sticking their dick in her. Sure, it’s a step-up from the pig he knocked up and got locked into on the set of Cruel Intentions, the bitch he had a dozen kids with before he was 25, but it’s still totally uninteresting to me….

I’m too busy focusing on the cunt in this picture, and trying to make out it’s every crease, cuz when it comes to celeb pussy, or actor pussy, that’s really all I care about, their pussies…

Their lives, personalities, and who they are fucking and pretty much their entire existance is dull, unless they are Charlie Sheen, but unfortunately, there’s only one of those…

Especailly Amanda Seyfried…She doesn’t even work the celebrity status, she doesn’t even play with the paparzzi, she’s got no personality but I like her naked in movies and that makes her good enough and that’s all I have to say about that.

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Amanda Seyfried’s boring as fuck, but I love her little body.

I also love her little hustle…where she does these bullshit mainstream kids movies half the time that suck…and gets naked and fucks older women while showing off her amazing young tits the rest of the time…

It’s some balancing act that is gonna keep her around for a long time…cuz these hot bitches who don’t get naked for their movie roles like Alba or Megan Fox and a whole lot of other bitches….just never reach their full star potential and get fucking boring fast..where as Amanda Seyfried started out boring, remains boring in all her paparazzi pics, seems to live a boring life, but does these hot fucking movies that seem to make it all ok all because she lets me see her naked…..without all the headaches…

Here she is on set lookin’ hot enough for me…I think I may love her, even though I hate on her….

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