As boring as Amanda Seyfried is, she’s got a really hot little body…She’s got tits, an ass, and a small little frame…and that’s probably why she’s so boring cuz she knows she’s got it going on and that she doesn’t need to shower, dress up, or pull stunts to stay interesting, cuz everyday she sees herself naked, it’s a reminder, that she’s got nothing to fucking worry about ever…..

Here she is in a jumper, some may say she’s channeling her inner toddler but when I see jumpers, I don’t think little kids, I think of a fabric that is touching pussy, asshole and tits all at the same time…that usually ends in a cameltoe…making it one of the more perverted articles of clothing….

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Watching Amanda Seyfried pump gas reminds me so much of watching Amanda Seyfried pump old lady in Chloe …..in fact anything Amanda Seyfried does reminds me of her lesbian scene in Chloe…cuz that movie and her willingness to get naked for her craft is the only thing I like about her…she’s got nothing else going for her…half the time she looks homeless and unshowered….she looks boring and on an average day I could never jerk off to her pics, even as a teenage boy who could jerk off to the thought of holding hands with a girl…She needs to step it the fuck up already. Seriously.

On a sidenote, this reminds me of a time when Amanda Seyfried was visiting montreal last week and didn’t invite me to play with her vagina….That’s the story I heard.

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I like Amanda Seyfried.

She’s good for kids in all those Disney type movies. She’s good for adults in all those nude scenes in Chloe. And here she is merging her versatility by using her doll as a strap on cock, while making a blowjob face in short shorts promoting kids books. I appreciate this.

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So shitty, yet so qualified to do amazing thing with that body of hers. I mean looking at this, you’d think you were watching the autistic kid at soccer practice in the park, all pale and looking all scared of the world, in shorts that are too big for them, cuz they dressed themselves cuz their therapist who is supposed to save them from Autism like they were Jett Travolta without the whole dying part suggested it as a strategy to make them more independent….but the truth is she’s got an awesome skinny body with nice round tits…not to mention a willingness to get naked if it is for the right part that separates her from all the bullshit she’s done…that I’ve watched on repeat the last 6 months reminding me that what I see today, isn’t what I get, I mean provided I was given the opportunity to kidnap her and make her my wife like she was Elizabeth Smart…who clearly wasn’t smart….cuz if she was she’d plot a better escape..but that’s totally beside the point….

Here’s those SEX SCENES IN CHLOE…..

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You know it’s a slow day when I find content of a bitch I liked watching fuck in one movie she did…on her knees…

I mean this is really pathetic of me right? I guess you’re the wrong guy to ask, considering you’re the one jerking off to this pic…maybe I’ll just stick to my gut on this one…

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These are really inconvenient pants to wear when you have your period, so I think it’s safe to say that the bitch’s pussy is not bleeding at this particular moment cuz no bitch would wear these pants knowing shit was coming…so either Amanda Seyfried hasn’t got her period yet, she’s pregnant, or she’s not having it now or anytime soon, and if that’s not news – I don’t know what is….FOLLOW ME

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I don’t know….this Amanda Seyfried bitch does a lot of boring, dumpy, almost disgusting looking everyday shit…but I know what she looks like naked from her SEX SCENES IN CHLOE and I figure she’s got the right to pretty much do whatever the fuck she wants cuz of that willingness to get naked for a role that seperates her from the Disney Smut she’s been involved in, being a little more strategic than Lohan, understanding that the less she gives us in her everyday life, the more we’ll want to see her in movies…so this boring celebrity in paparazzi pics actually makes me want to fuck her dirty unshowered pussy more than if she was prancing around with her asshole spread while high on coke….She’s doing thing good….FOLLOW ME

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I am a guy who spends a better part of his mornings and afternoons during the spring and summer watching girls jog…In a lot of ways that almost makes me an avid jogger, I just haven’t reached the level of commitment to my perversion to join a jogging club to actually get to know these bitches, partially cuz I’ll die, but mainly cuz they are better in Spandex and little shorts, hard nippled and dripping with sweat, then actually getting to know them, cuz once you shower and dress any bitch, they usually lose their best qualities….

I am also a guy who likes watching Amanda Seyfried pretty much doing anything. She may not be all that hot, if anything she’s dumpy, but I like her hustle, and that makes staring at her tits have more meaning and brings it to a higher level….Anyone who does a Disny movie one month and a sexual thriller like Chloe the next month, keeps us on our toes, or at least ready for more of her bare tits, and until that happens at least we canlook at these pics of her jogging in tight clothes….

I’m a fan even if her tits look sloppy and she looks sloppy, and she always bores me, especially when I can’t stare at her ass, but she’s the new Lohan on the takeover…only jogging instead of doing heroin and sucking a pussy on what otherwise looks like a man.

No, I’m not gonna link to her sex scenes in Chloe again….

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I’m still Amanda Seyfried’s unofficial fan club.

It’s got nothing to do with her bullshit career, from Mean Girls to Jennifer’s Body, see I use Wikipedia, it’s fully due to her nudity and sex scenes in Stripping Chloe .

Bitch is a fucking talent as far as I’m concerned and whether she’s boring or not in public, like she usually is, cuz she knows she’s got this thing on lockdown and doesn’t need to try to impress, cuz we’ll keep watching…

I think I can see through her sweater. Good Job. I feel like she’s doing it all for me…no I don’t. I’m not weird like that…I’m just weird enough to post pics of a bitch walking her fucking dog like some kind of creep…

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I am a fan of Amanda Seyfried when she’s out promoting movies, cuz she decides to shower. It’s a little step she takes that makes her look as fucking amazing as she has the capability of looking, her little elf ears and all, but the rest of the year, bitch looks like a dumpy homeless chick with a stinky pussy I’d still like to taste, cuz I may or may not be in love with her and we may or may not be connected at the soul….clearly the best thing to hit the internet or hollywood since Lohan….Seyfried was the real Mean Girls star…

Here she is in Marie Clarie UK….steppin’ it up for movie sales…cuz that’s just the kind of whore she is…

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