Amanda Seyfried fucking sucks….I think about her sex scenes in Chloe and I just don’t get how we got here today….It’s like bitch has great tits, a hot little body that needs to be exposed, exploited and cummed on, but for some reason, she gives us this. It’s a waste of prime fucking pussy, and something needs to be done about this cuz I don’t know how much more of these boring pictures of her I can handle….It’s really eating away at me…but then again, that could just be this fucking hangover….

Either way, here’s Amanda Seyfried fucking sucking….and not the way she should be.

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This bitch is exactly like every stripper I’ve ever met. She’ll get naked, or dresses slutty and desirable, or put on heels and lace for a movie role, when she’s getting paid stupid money, but in her everyday life, bitch just fucking sucks and walk around unshowered, sloppy and looking like she just spent the last month camping.

Despite liking me some stinky, dirty, unshowered pussy every once in a while, cuz it’s got more flavor, it’s not something I generally jerk off to…especially when it’s Hollywood, since there are enough unshowered disgusting bitches in my everyday life….

Amanda Seyfried, even when in stupid costume, annoys me…because she just doesn’t try unless she’s getting paid, and that may be good work ethic, but it’s not the way celebrities are supposed to act, and I don’t think she’s talented enough to reinvent our expectations and the whole thing just pisses me the fuck off, I like bitches who are whores to their core, attention seeking and insecure, not just sloppy twats comfortable being seen in their pig-state cuz they think it’s cool not to care, especially when they make stupid much money cuz we pay to see her shit…it’s a total lack of respect and Amanda Seyfried half naked or not irritates the fuck out of me.

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If you look at my Amanda Seyfried archive, you will see that I generally hate the bitch, not so much because I find her ugly, stupid, annoying, I hate her because she is boring. I hate her because she’s not living up to my expectations. I hate her because she has tits she hide. I hate on her because I see potential…when she’s in movies like CHLOE , dyking out with older ladies, getting fucked…but her everyday life just takes away from that cuz she doesn’t care if we jerk off to her or not cuz she doesn’t need more work and isn’t desperate yet…

These pictures are really not helping her cause, but they are helping Justin Timberlake cuz he is getting cast in movies with all the hot hollywood pussy…like Mila Kunis ….

I’m hoping this script is a little more lively than what it looks like it’s gonna be…actually I don’t really give a fuck, I have better things to do with my time than worry about bitches and their overpaid movie roles….I just haven’t figured out what those things are…but I’m working on it.

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This is typical….Boring hipster Amanda Seyfried would be the pussy to not get half naked or try to be seductive in any fucking way because she just doesn’t have that ability unless it is for a movie…like Chloe…where she dyked out and showed off her fat titties for pretty much the entire time…winning me over…cuz it’s just that easy to make me your fan…but for some reason in her everyday life…she pulls stunts like this…like the only girl at the party with zero fucking sex appeal and even the one girl I saw last night in a ridiculous animal mascot costume had the decency to have a cow costume she could had unzipped so she could show her udders in lingerie…See I’m a full supporter of avoiding the fuck out of the sex shop and their generic costumes…or trying to not to be a news worthy item, like the Chilean miners…you know in some serious obvious bullshit…but I need a little fuckin’ sexy to remind me what the Halloween Spirit is all about…and Amanda Seyfried disappoints yet again…I am convinced she is doing this totally on purpose to fuck with my head…

This is not cute. This is the kind of shit that gets a girl beat down for being a cock tease who won’t give us more of what we want. She’s taunting us. I can tell.

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Here is the Julianne Moore lesbian scene to remind you what Amanda Seyfried is capable of when she’s not being a lazy fucking slob….

Here is Part 2 of the Julianne Moore lesbian scene to remind you that Amanda Seyfried doesn’t mind getting naked for money and looks good when she does it…but for some reason…always looks unshowered when walking around with her dog….

Here is Amanda Seyfried looking unshowered and not in the sexy “i love the taste of dirty unshowered pussy especially when it’s down and out and sucking my dick to pay the rent” kind of way, but in the “this boring student has finals and has been busy studing hard to get ahead, so hard that there’s been no time to shower” greast kind of way…which as far as I’m concerned that’s not a good thing….

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Amanda Seyfried is boring….

If you go through my Amanda Seyfriend archives , you’ll see that this is nothing new….

She is some kind of hipster and it’s pretty fucking disgusting….I realize that everyone is a fucking hipster now…it’s just kinda the way things went…and shit somehow became mainstream…so it’s not like this bitch is blazing a new path into some subculture…but is instead making me feel like I’m locked in an Urban Outfitters with a bunch of ratty kids and their neon sunglasses….but underneath this grime…is pussy I want to fuck. not necessarily cuz of her mainstream disney candy coated shit she’s into…but because she gets fucking naked in her other movies…and looks good when stripped the fuck down…..

Here she is boring us on the streets

And here she is in Chloe to Balance things out, cuz she’s not all bad….I know she’s got hope…

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There’s something very erotic about seeing a bitch put herself in the trunk of a car, especially for someone who is used to having to drag the bitch to the back alley you’re parked in before trying to lift her passed out body into the trunk, hoping she doesn’t wake up and scream or that no one sees what you are doing, before taking her out to a remote area to make love while she sleeps off the drugs you fed her….but Amanda Seyfried despite trying to seduce me or win me back like she did with her role in Chloe after I hated her for her candycoated bullshit roles….I know her cockteasin’ strategy.

Pics via Bauer

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This has got to be a fetish for at least one person…..I personally prefer in lesbian sex scenes with a mom aged redhead…but then I have to remind myself that this is Amanda Seyfried and that she’s just eager to make as much money as she can, getting up in all kinds of movies, whether shitty or not as long as she gets paid, but she doesn’t put that same effort into getting noticed out in public and that makes me hate her….but here she is in period clothing for you idiots who make weapons and pretend you are warlocks or whatever the fuck that movement that practices in the park by my house with a homemade catapult is…..and I”m really just posting the shit cuz her facial expression looks like she’s taking it up the ass…a facial expression I like seeing on young starlets…enjoy weirdos…

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Fuck bitch…step it up. I’ve been tracking her in hopes she’d slip up from being this consistently boring cunt, but she’s been very loyal to her cause and keeps up the boring hustle, despite having seen her naked in a movie, and despite her potential to take over the paparazzi cuz the world is eager for new pussy to be flashed, but instead she just goes shopping with her homosexual friend, fully clothed, fully covered up, with no make-up on, like some kind of tree hugger lookin’ to raise money to help the oil clean up efforts and the whole thing upsets me. Wasted youth, wasted celebrity pussy wasting my fucking time. Cunt.

Pics via Fame

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Amanda Seyfried continues to bore me after her life changing role in Chloe. This kind of wholesome girl next door playing a game of One-on-One with her dad like some kind of Kays Jeweler commercial is really limiting her fucking audience….you see the only people who can get off to this shit are the real perverts who live next door and you don’t realize they are watching your daughter with a huge hard-on as they pretend to rake the leaves or mow the front lawn to get the right view….She needs to broaden her appeal, dress in something that doesn’t look like what she slept in at some sleepover party with a group of Girl Scouts and not in what she slept in after a night of getting fucked from every angle…she needs to show off her tits and pussy…or she needs to quit the industry and stop wasting my time. I fucking hate this cunt but for some reason I am compelled to write about her everyday…I think she is my new internet soulmate I need to start stalking as a joke in hopes of ending up on Entertainment Tonight after getting arrested for stalking the bitch I am not really even stalking but instead am just using as a prop to get me noticed…not that you care…but maybe you’ll like her little boring ass in leggings…so here are the pics…

Pics via Fame

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