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Archive for the Amanda Seyfried Category

2010

15

Jun

Amanda Seyfried Still Sucks of the Day

I’ve decided to post the latest pictures I see of Amanda Seyfried in some kind silent protest that no one knows I am organizing in hopes that she’sll get out of her period pants and into something that screams more “young slutty starlet looking for attention” instead of this weirdness that screams “I just broke up with my boyfriend, I hate my life, I am going to go home to eat a pint of ice cream” all while her pussy slowly eats up her pants…something that would normally make this bullshit better…but the anger I feel for wasting her prime time in the spotlight doesn’t allow me to enjoy it….Let’s hope this is a preview of what’s to come…but until then…I protest…

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2010

14

Jun

Amanda Seyfried is Boring as Fuck even with Nipples of the Day

She needs to step her fucking game up. This is another set of pictures of Amanda Seyfried being boring, weird, average looking and not sexed the fuck up. It offends me. She has a fucking job to do and part of that job is being half naked, naked and not this hippie mess I know has thick lesbian, tree hugging bush, cuz it holds the peanut butter for when her dog gets to work on her cunt.

I hate her. I know she’s doing this on purpose, like it’s some kind of joke to mock all of us…that’s the kid of behavior that gets a bitch beat the fuck up where I’m from…cuz no one likes a cocktease….especially when she’s making shitting facial expressions…even if her nipples are hard….

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2010

11

Jun

Amanda Seyfried Fucking Sucks of the Day

If you have been following this site the last few weeks, you will know that Amanda Seyfried causes me serious grief…I initially hated her when I saw her in all these bullshit teen movies that I get pay the bills but that I give zero respect to anyone in the shit because I am an idiot who doesn’t grasp the concept of paying the fucking bills…but I do grasp the concept of tits and I knew that maybe she’d pull through with that little hot body and she did in a movie called Chloe…..then I heard her in interviews…and saw her rubbing her dog …always dressed sloppy…and athletic…never in mini skirts, bikinis…never flashing panty…or getting me excited and that made me forget the whole naked in Chloe shit…and the whole “She’s gonna be the next Lohan” who Lohan can’t stand…and forced me to hate her for not giving us what I want…

Here are some pictures of Amanda Seyfried fucking sucking..but not actually fucking or sucking…but instead by lookin’ a little too casual…but not casual enough to not notice her pussy is spilling out of her shorts…

Depressing.

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2010

10

Jun

Amanda Seyfried Fuckin’ Sucks of the Day

Fuck you Amanda Seyfried for being such a fucking let down….so much potential has gone to waste, but the good news is that I can always watch her video clip from her recent lesbian sex scene in Chloe ….cuz her acting self is better than her real self. I guess this cunt is just like any other whore and needs to get paid to be naked and willing…

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2010

09

Jun

Amanda Seyfried is Weird, Boring and Really Disappointing of the Day

She has so much potential, but this is what she gives us. Disgusting….

That’s all I have to say about that….

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2010

04

Jun

Amanda Seyfried Sticks to Beastiality of the Day

I don’t know how I feel about Amanda Seyfried but I am pretty sure she freaks me out a little. She’s inconsistent in her career, which was something I liked cuz it involved her getting naked in some lesbian movie while doing shitty teen movies at the same time, but whenever I see pictures of her or hear her in interviews, I get weirded out.

She’s sloppy and looks like she doesn’t wash her pussy and is always with fucking dogs…It’s like they are the only creatures that she can interract with like the weird lady I run into everyday when walking my stupid dog…and I think she gets a little too involved and takes that shit to the next level by smearing peanut butter…if you know what I mean…You see I have seen and met dog people…but she’s on a whole other level of dog people…you know the kind who let their dogs do things no one ever finds out about because dogs can’t speak people…it’s probably some kind of mental disorder like autism and I wouldn’t mind getting to the bottom of…starting at her pussy…with my tongue….

Here are a couple of pictures of her from the other day without her dogs…but it is safe to assume that she’s talking to her dog on her cellular and he’s not giving her the barks she was hoping for….

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2010

25

May

Amanda Seyfried Looks Sloppy on Her Hike of the Day

I have a one-sided love/ hate relationship with Amanda Seyfried….one-sided because she doesn’t know I exist, so that leaves shit on a stalker level, but love/hate because I have heard her in interviews and I hated her, I have seen her in teenage love movie previews and hated her, but then I’ve seen her in her nude scenes in more obscure roles and I’ve forgot how annoying she is….

I don’t know if she is hot or not…I can’t figure it out…she is one of those on the fence kind of pussies..cuz she looks like she has a sloppy body and sloppy tits,

There are hardly any scandals with her, she lives in LA but I guess lives low profile with her dog that licks her cunt, the only barely exciting thing about her is that Lohan is fucking jealous of her cuz Lohan lost the Mean Girls relevant pussy trophy to her and that truth hurts….but not as much as Seyfried’s boyfriend’s dick that he stuck in Lohan in Cannes, cuz we’re all allowed to make stupid decisions sometimes, and Lohan is still Lohan, even if she’s far more scary looking…

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Posted in:Amanda Seyfried|Sloppy

2010

18

May

Amanda Seyfried Lookin’ Dumpy with her Sex Partner of the Day

After falling in love with Amanda Seyfried because she was a pretty obvious young starlet to fall in love with, you know since she was relatively under the radar before this year, but had the ability to be the teen dream in all the shitty love stories, while running some side projects that involved her dyking out hard with Julianne Moore, fully naked….it was that kind of balancing act that she seemed to master, so I started to notice….that was before remembering that I hate Hollywood pussy…mainly because it is weird, self-absorbed, insecure and almost fucking creepy…..proven in every interview she has done that leaves me feeling uncomfortable and how every picture of her by the paparazzi involves her looking sloppy as fuck with her dog I am convinced she fucks…

But the good news is that Lohan hates her, which means she’s threatened by her and I’m sure she will get naked again and her naked is a good fucking thing….and until we get that here she is in Chloe to give you a taste of why I dig her….and these are pictures of wh I don’t dig her….It’s a delicate balancing act…

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Posted in:Amanda Seyfried|Beastiality

2010

26

Apr

Amanda Seyfried Shows Off Leg of the Day

Here is the next Lohan doin’ Lohan’s game better than Lohan. She started out in Mean Girls and instead of showing her pussy on her way to clubs like some shitty quality Jersey person, she was showing her vagina on HBO shows, in movies with sex scenes and that didn’t stop Hollywood from casting her in shitty, generic, Justin Bieber type movies for teenage retard girls who have no idea what’s up…not that you care….I am just telling you cuz I want to see more of her naked…I want to know her vagina inside out so that I can sculpt the shit, paint the shit, sketch the shit and model the shit out of plasticine….I want to know what she smells like…so that I can recreate the smell by stealing dirty panties from the laundromat,I want to know how she maintains her pubic hair..so that I can trim my own pubic hair and glue in in place. I want to know the little things she does when she fucks, so that I can visualize it, and the little things she does when she shits out my semen from deep inside her….or maybe just a few better pictures than this, but legs are good enough for me….for now…

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Posted in:Amanda Seyfried|Legs

2010

16

Apr

Amanda Seyfried Gets Intimate with a Dog of the Day

I made the mistake of posting clips of the Amanda Seyfried sex scene with Julianne Moore yesterday because bitch pretty much blew up my fucking servers.

My site hardly works now and I got a bill from my host for 1000 dollars just for the fucking day, that I am not going to pay because I don’t make 1000 dollars off the site a month, let alone in a fucking day and even if I did make 1000 dollars a month, I’d rather spend that shit on booze than keeping the site alive, not that it matters….

So that means that after 6 fucking years of this bullshit, Amanda Seyfried officially brought down DrunkenStepfather.com. No one before he has had that power, not even when I was the first to post sex tapes, so I may have to close-up after all these years cuz of clips of this cunt.

I’d fucking sue the bitch if the clips weren’t stolen, which pretty much kills any case I might have had…..not to mention, I don’t have a lawyer or know how to reach her people, because if I did, I wouldn’t be typing this, I’d be trying to figure out a way to sneak into her house so that I could hide in her closet and watch her get down to business with her dog….like I need to see how hot and heavy they get together…because she’s one of those girls you see your friends throw their life away to marry, only in this case, she’s got actual sex appeal and isn’t just a mechanism for him to not feel like a lonely loser anymore….

Either way, here she is loving her dog….

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Posted in:Amanda Seyfried|Dog|Intimate