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2016

22

Aug

Amanda Seyfried for Vogue Russia of the Day

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I feel like we’ve seen these pictures before and that they are being repurposed by Vogue Russia…but I guess I could be wrong. I don’t really keep track of this shit, even though you’d think downloading them and uploading them to a website with a stupid blurb is pretty much doing more than just keeping up with this shit, it’s fucking cataloging it. I am so pathetic…

If there was a celebrity I remember posting o and there isn’t, because I post 20 times a day about this shit, that it’s all become one big blur or irrelevant shit, Amanda Seyfried is one I’d like to think I’d remember…

I find her hot, I find her interesting, only because she’s absolutely not interesting at all. She barely dresses before leaving the house, she’s a slob but she gets into movies, while Justin Long gets into her…and most importantly, I like that she stole work from Lohan like a fucking SCAB, and I love Scabs because they show the powers that the people they think they need aren’t actually needed, and they can be replaced by some hotter younger version – with blonder hair..and less freckles…but the most interesting thing about her, in all her boring as fuck behavior, is that she gets naked in movies…and I like it…

So these Vogue Russia pics may be new, are probably like all American content in Russia…12 years old..but I still like what they represent…one of the weirdest, most uneventful, celebs I like seeing naked…and for that…I’ll post them along with 20 other posts on bullshit no one cares about…I’m so innovative…giving the people what they want…

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2016

22

Jun

Amanda Seyfried’s Upskirt of the DAy

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I ‘ve always liked Amanda Seyfried.

There’s nothing much to her. She’s banged some questionable people. There’s been no real scandals and no real excitement, and she’s just worked away at a couple movies a year, making big enough money to not have to bother with all the bullshit of trying to be famous…with social media and taking selfies with everything you do – only to photoshop it before you post it – you have a personal brand to protect…

I think this is the only time I’ve seen her ass in an upskirt that wasn’t in a movie, because she doesn’t give a fuck, but probably gives a fuck, but is pre-social media and doesn’t need to be a vapid cunt fighting for likes, she can be a vapid cunt fighting with her assistant for hotter coffee or whatever it is these actors do..

She’s the new Lohan, which I guess makes her old…and barely memorable – but sometimes an asss flash happens…like right now…and they say dreams don’t come true..

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2016

06

Jun

Amanda Seyfried in her Underwear for Elle India of the Day

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When I used to talk to Lindsay Lohan – this was a long time ago – she fucking hated Amanda Seyfried, which is exactly why you should all love Amanda Seyfriend…

This was around the time when Amanda Seyfried was stealing all of Lohan’s jobs, as the new, more talented, less risky to hire because she wasn’t a fucking crackhead like Lohan..but knowing that it affected Lohan personally made Seyfried a lot more interesting than her really boring public image. From dating Justin Long, to leaving her house in her pajamas, and not the good kind of pajamas, she just fucking sucked – and was so fucking boring – but throw her in a movie and she’d get naked to maintain credibility as an actress – when not in her shitty Disney-like teen romance movies..

The point is – I’ve seen her tits…and feel like we are in love, sure it is one sided love, between me and her breast…but one sides love is good enough as long as you’re the physically stronger one…

Do people even read this shit?

I guess Amanda Seyfried is taking on new markets like INDIA where she’s posing in her underwear –

I am going to assume these are old pics from ELLE Magazine years or decades ago….but India is the bootleg version of elle, recycle those images, they won’t know the difference..however they are a billion people deep and probably have budget to do their own damn photoshoots…

WHO CARES…I know, the fact I spend my day doing this seems like I do…but I don’t…really…

ALl this to say FEET!! For the foot fetishists I am trying to seduce into the site – because they are a loyal crowd.

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2016

27

May

Amanda Seyfried Butt Play of the Day

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Amanda Seyfried has a personality. For so many years she’d be captured by the paparazzi looking like a homeless person, despite being the new Lindsay Lohan who stole Lindsay Lohan’s career, doing the shitty cash grab romance movies and turning around and doing dark nude characters who were nude…with great tits…naked…with bush…but outside of the movies we fell in love with her in…she was just some lame, Justin Long fucking, sweat pant wearing slob…

But I guess she’s got a sense of humor, because she’s got onto social media despite being famous and not really needing it, and even disengaged by celebrity – because she’ never does anything outside of her movies…

Because….here she is making a butt plug joke..

Brilliant…at least more brilliant than any of the fat comedians…

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2016

22

Apr

Amanda Seyfried at the Gym of the Day

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Amanda Seyfried is one of my favorite actresses…and not because of her acting…acting is a joke…I just mean out of all the actresses out there…she’s one I want to fuck or at least have her ride my face the most…

Amanda Seyfried wants you to stare at her skinny little ass…she’s even gone so far as to post a picture of her skinny little ass on her social media…I guess her team have figured that she should start giving a little of her personality to her fans…because she’s never really been that public of a figure, she has been shot by the paparazzi, but not in the way you’d want to see her shot, but instead in shitty looking pictures, always looking unwashed and lazy and disgusting….but she had nothing to prove, she had her legacy as being Lohan’s backup dancer coming to the front of the stage…when Lohan was taken out by life, drugs, and everything else…

The worst thing about Amanda Seyfried is Justin Long…

The best thing about her is that she gets naked in movies that aren’t the usual Disney grade garbage she gets cast in…and I like her tits…

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2015

21

Dec

Amanda Seyfried for Madame Figaro of the Day

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Amanda Seyfried is one of my favorites. I don’t know why, I should hate her for taking out Lindsay Lohan, my previous favorite, like it was some kind of wrestling match I couldn’t masturbate to, but try to masturbate to in my mind, despite never really getting fully hard…I’m too old and lazy for that…and gave up on full erections when I was 25 thanks to cocaine and alcoholism…

I should hate her for dating Justin Long for a long time, because that guy just annoys me and not in a “I hate any dude who fucks famous chicks I don’t know but pretend are my dream girls”…like so many of you dudes who read this shit…he’s just a fucking annoying character and she could be better used by other annoying characters in hollywood who aren’t Justin Long…

I should also hate her for being boring, lazy, unshowered in the media, but then she puts out movies she’s naked in and has these awesome tits and fit little body that fuck her public image of slacking who doesn’t do herself up or give a fuck, because that usually means bush even though she’s probably had laser to handle her laziness..and still ensuring getting casting couches…..

But I just find her body and face so good and here she is for Madame Figaro.

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2015

22

Oct

Amanda Seyfried for Glamour Spain of the Day

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I think Amanda Seyfried is great…in a everything about her is the fucking worst kind of way…

From her public, outside of the movies, persona…I guess the “real” her…even though these actors are all full of shit….but the “real” her…is not hot, fun, compelling, interesting…but rather unshowered even disgusting…

To her person life, or sex life…she fucks or dates…Justin Long, the mac guy who everyone in the world but Amanda Seyfried fucking hates….for no reason other than him being Justin Long…

To the fact that she probably put a curse on Lindsay Lohan back when Lohan mattered and Seyfried was the obscure secondary character in the same movie…only to steal all future Lohan jobs…

But she has great tits on her little frame, she’s got a great face, and she gets naked in obscure movies while doing the higher paying mainstream movies….and that’s pretty on point…

So I guess what I am saying is that if you’re cute and naked…no matter what you do…or how garbage you are…I’ll love you…

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2015

25

Jun

Amanda Seyfried is the New Lindsay Lohan of the Day

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Amanda Seyfried is the new Lindsay Lohan, but not really that new, she’s been around for a while and is pretty old or really Lindsay Lohan, because I am sure Seyfried hates being called Lohan, an who really cares what Lohan hates being called, because Lohan doesn’t matter, even though to me she’ll always matter, but Seyfried was in Mean Girls with Lohan and has since gone on to steal all of Lohan’s movie roles….because Lohan is a fucking crackhead…in a bikini…in these pics…

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The fact is, Seyfried is a better actress, has a better career, and is hotter than Lohan, but I am still a Lohan believer, and everytime I see Seyfried done up at an event promoting a movie she’s in….I think “That should be Lohan”…maybe I hate Seyfriend because she fucks the Mac Guy…but that’s probably not the issue, seeing as I never care about what girls put in their vaginas, as long as I get to stare at their tits…in pics, videos or occassionally in person…

Either way, nice cornrows…

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2015

17

Jun

Amanda Seyfried Adjusts Dog Collars of the Day

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I don’t know why I like Amanda Seyfried, but I do. I guess it is because she gets naked in movies, so I’ve seen her tits and ass, and figure she’s good enough, especially compared to the other actresses getting big jobs these days, who aren’t all that hot…I’m talking to you Anna Kendrick and Emma Stone…

Maybe I am into anything Lindsay Lohan because this one is her replacement, and when you don’t actually care about this shit on an emotional level, these idiots are all interchangeable…

So here she is bending over playing with a dog’s collar…probably in the same position she’s in when Justin Long sexual predator’s her…

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2015

28

May

Amanda Seyfried Topless in a Play of the Day

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Apparently Amanda Seyfried is one of those “serious” actors, who doesn’t realize that acting is a fucking joke, or who absolutely realizes that acting is a fucking joke, which is exactly why she’s doing theatre…knowing that it will make producers and casting directors think she’s got more substance than just someone from Mean Girls and a handful of cheesy kids movies….who has peppered that clean image with intense sexualized nude roles…even though her personal life is just boring and filled with not being showered and more importantly, fucking Justin Long…

Not that that matters..but what does matter is that she’s got a rockin’ body with great tis…and more importantly, she has taken over from Lohan, stealing all the Lohan jobs, doing Lohan better than Lohan, maybe she cast a spell on Lohan on set when they worked together…all while rocking better tits than Lohan…even though Lohan’s best feature is her tits…leading to a fantasy cat fight..I want to masturbate to….

If you don’t like that…here she is in Mario Testino’s Towel Series…but why the fuck wouldn’t you like her tits on stage…weirdo…

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Here’s the video…

If you don’t like any of this…. HERE IS HER NUDITY IN CHLOE

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