Amanda Seyfried is generally dumpy and boring….pretty uninteresting…except when she’s making movies where she’s pretty much willing to do anything and everything from Fucking Julianne Moore to showing off her naked body that despite this picture, a picture you know Justin Long, the Mac Guy, shot…because it’s of an ass he is sticking his dick inside…making this ass as dumpy and boring…pretty uninteresting as it was meant to be…because it’s not a scene from a movie she’s being paid to be awesome in.

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I used to like Amanda Seyfriend…but despite her Disney career being supported by a nude movie career in CHLOE and LOVELACE …that I thought was spectacular….

I just can’t see past the fact that she lets Justin Long, no matter how long he is, inside her…

If anything it makes me hate her and her tainted pussy..

I always judge a girl by the cock she fills the void in her soul with…and unfortunately for Seyfriend…she’s failed us all.

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I used to be a fan of Amanda Seyfried. I thought it was interesting that a girl who was so boring in paparazzi pics…could be so naked in all her obscure movie roles, while being so lame in all her mainstream Disney feel good bullshit movies…It’s like she’d book some shit where she’d be dating someone dying of cancer, all jacked up with emotions, then play some lesbian with huge tits who liked getting fisted in some other shit…

From being naked in LOVELACE and CHLOE ….I mean I was into it…

I used to send Lindsay Lohan messages telling her she’s been replaced in my heart by a new girl…Amanda…from Mean Girls…to which Lindsay Lohan would say “I hate that bitch”…probably for unrelated reasons….

But then Amanda Seyfried let Justin Long fuck her…and not even by accident…like they are in a relationship…the Mac Guy…making her bikini on set hard to jerk off to…since I am the kind of guy who judges a girl by the dudes she’s fucked…always.

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I am not the kind of guy who gets mad at girls I don’t know or really care about for the guys they date, even if the guy is some seriously embarrassing dude to date, we’re talking the Mac Guy, who was good enough for Drew Barrymore, but even that was a fail on her part, and she’s low level…while Seyfried has all the potential in the world to be a young starlet I masturbate to, because not only does she do the big payday movies, she also does nude shit…and that’s usually all it takes…but now…admitting of the shit she puts in her vagina, makes me kinda hate her…and realize she’s obviously got a flawed personality because girls who don’t have flawed personalities don’t fuck with Justin Long….I mean she’s so boring outside of acting, this is just the nail in the coffin of replace this bitch…with a younger model…who doesn’t fuck with Justin Long…

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I guess this is the start of the promo tour for the Linda Lovelace movie, a promo tour that should be starring Lindsay Lohan, but is instead starring her hotter, younger looking, less insane and battered, even though insane and battered was a perfect role for Lindsay Lohan’s acting ability, they gave the gig to Mean Girls co-star, Amanda Seyfried…I’m not complaining…

You see despite being connected at the soul with Lohan in my fantasies, I think this Seyfried chick has more to offer and I guess so does pretty much everyone in her industry, because she books job, both clothed and nude, and that makes her the kind of girl I want to either write love songs to, or find a way to challenge her to make me cum from a blow job since all girls love a challenge, sometimes so much that they make bad decisions as to what they are doing with their hands, mouth and vaginas…Keep your eye on the prize Seyfried….

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All I have to say about this is that this shoulda been Lohan…and I am sure Lohan will be the first to say that…and I am sure Lohan, while sitting in her fake rehab watching youtube videos looks at this with anger. I mean back when I used to talk to Lohan, she straight up singled Amanda Seyfried out once and called her a bitch…they were in Mean Girls together, so this Amanda Seyfried winning at Lohan’s game with Lohan’s only casting in the last 5 years…is like a real fuck you…and that kind of cat fight is what masturbation is made of….

I like how they make Porn look like a sad, broken place…because it is.
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Amanda Seyfried in the Lovelace Trailer of the Day

All I have to say about this is that this shoulda been Lohan…and I am sure Lohan will be the first to say that…and I am sure Lohan, while sitting in her fake rehab watching youtube videos looks at this with anger. I mean back when I used to talk to Lohan, she straight up singled Amanda Seyfried out once and called her a bitch…they were in Mean Girls together, so this Amanda Seyfried winning at Lohan’s game with Lohan’s only casting in the last 5 years…is like a real fuck you…and that kind of cat fight is what masturbation is made of….

I like how they make Porn look like a sad, broken place…because it is.

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Amanda Seyfried is consistently boring as fuck in all she does, yet behind all the boring is a chick with a great little body, some rocking’ tits, who isn’t scared to show them off in movies or on TV, whether playing a lesbian killer in Toronto Canada in Chloe, or a broken down pornstar in Lovelace, making me wonder why she doesn’t ever channel any of that exhibitionist slut into her everyday life when she’s not getting paid for it, making me realize that if you wanna see the Amanda Seyfried slut, you gotta pay her, which is a bummer, cuz that makes her a whore, and whores are always more depressing than girls out there doing it for free, especially when you’re working on a budget…and can’t afford them…especially when the whore in question is all fucking Hollywood like this Amanda Seyfried character.

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Consistently boring, Amanda Seyfried, wore leggings to remind us that she exists, after locking herself up dealing with the industry saying she is not as good of an actress as Anne Hathaway, who managed to land an Oscar for being in a movie for less time than Amanda Seyfried, with less lines than Amanda Seyfried, only to outshine Amanda Seyfried, something I am sure depresses her, but probably happens all the time, because every picture I see of her, she lacks serious personality, and in these pics, ass.

Not that her lack of an ass is a real deal breaker when it comes to staring at pics of her, cuz she’s got tits to compensate, and a willingness to show them off in movies, making her win my meaningless award that she can come pick up next time she’s in Canada….but the skill testing question to claim her prize involves sitting on my face.

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Apparently, while the world was distracted by the insane decision by People Magazine to make Gwyneth Paltrow the number one most beautiful person in the world, a lie staged by Publicists and marketing people, in what we can all agree was an ad campaign for Iron Man 3, I mean if you put a 100 million dollars into a fucking movie, what’s an extra couple million to put the star of the movie in everyone’s mind, in a way that doesn’t seem like an ad. It helps sell tickets…Amanda Seyfried, my favorite little pop tart, young heart throb, Disney star turned naked in indy films, annoying in shitty romantic comedy films, boring in papaprazzi pics, but hot all around, never trying too hard….was in the issue too, dressed like a show girl, and shit got me excited so I’m posting the pics here….it’s kinda what I do.

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