Amanda Seyfried is all intense for this commercial for high fashion brand Givenchy Youy know all dressed in black like some kind of spy in an old Hollywood movie, only to strip down and seduce us with her awesome face that I am a fan of, even if she bores me in every fucking thing she does…except maybe when she takes on “real” acting jobs, rather than her disney shit….where she DYKES OUT WITH HER ROCKIN’ TITS WITH JULIANNE MOORE ….that shit was kinda exciting…at least more exciting than this add…90 percent of her acting work and all her paparazzi pics that involve her in her period clothing…

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There was a time when I was into Amanda Seyfried. I thought she was the hottest little body with decent sized tits to come out of hollywood. I liked that she looked dumpy for the paparazzi like a pothead with no real care in the world and nothing to prove. I liked that she did mainstream shitty movies, while keeping real by doing hardcore nude scenes in independent movies, you know to keep some level of street cred. I liked that Lohan hated her and her success….but now I’m bored of her, mainly because she got out performed by Anne Hathaway in a movie she had more on screen time in, making me think she’s a loser, and I hate losers, probably because they are the only people who sleep with me.

Well she was in Allure, she said her tits are smaller than they used to be, I guess cuz she’s got off the pill, or all that cocaine….she also talked about how sicking is like deepthroating a cock in the back of your throat…and I guess she’s not as bad as I say she is, but I had higher hopes for this twat….I guess we’ll see what she comes out with next…because it’s not too late, she can turn this around….I believe in a thing called Amanda Seyfried.

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Amanda Seyfried is so dramatic when she tries.

Here she is doing the whole fashion model thing for some magazine I’ve never heard of called the Untitled Project.

Shit is on some high production kick, which is a far cry from most of the pictures we’ve seen of her shot by the paparazzi that usually involve her in what would be clothes she wears on her period, unshowered and disgusting, because I guess she’s got a ton of money, no one to impress, and probably doesn’t really give a fuck, knowing that people will pay her to doll her up, so why do it for free. Which makes her pretty fucking boring to keep track of, you know not the kind of girl you’d want to stalk, or go through her garbage for masturbation purposes.

By this rejected Oscar nominee, who was outperformed by Anne Hathaway, still does some interesting shit career-wise, like balancing disney and mainstream movies, with movies she is naked in eating out Julianne Moore. Diversity that gives her street cred, that makes her matter, and that celebrates her great tits and hot body, which is really what it is all about.

This shoot may not be great, but I like me some Seyfried every once in a while, and it’s my site, so deal.

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I thought Tatler was a hardcore porn magazine, but it turns out I was wrong. It happens sometimes. Especially when it comes to porn magazines, since the last time I jerked off to one was 1996, in a magical era before the internet….

So I was pretty excited to see Amanda Seyfried showing the pic, I figured when you’re not nominated for an Oscar that Anne Hathaway won for being in the same movie with a less important role, you step up, break down, go to the extreme.

But it turns out that Seyfried remains boring as fuck, while still hot as fuck, in a career that I appreciate cuz she gets naked and fucks, when not doing Disney Movies. She’s everything Lohan was but better. That’s probably why Lohan hates her.

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I am a huge fan of Amanda Seyfried…whether she’s clothed or not…and not because I find her exciting…if anything I find her boring with her unshowered, unkempt, borderline disgusting, lazy, medicated hustle….even if a girl who is willing to face the paparazzi looking like shit…you know fresh out of bed after a bender…but still fuckable…..is hotter than any Kim Kardashian type who has an on staff hair and make up person to smoke and mirror all you idiots into thinking she’s hot…

I just like the way she’s played her career…she does the Disney shit, the blockbuster shit, the indy lesbian nude scene shit….it what is a perfect balance….for her perfect little body…I’d like to K-Fed.

That said, this is her getting into a car after the SAG awards rockin’ a thong….

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I love that Amanda Seyfried is on Media tour…especially with nipple….

Apparently, Amanda Seyfried was drunk on Letterman the other night and Letterman called her out on it, apparently her tiny frame was 3 Whiskeys in, and decided to talk about how it gives her some liquid courage….

Now, I endorse Amanda Seyfried every once in a while….but only because she cleans up nicely, she doesn’t bother getting dressed or showered when she’s not working, but she does NUDITY and looks awesome nude….to legitimize herself as an actor who is more than just shitty Disney crap…..and any girl willing to get naked…is good to me…

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I am into Les Mis and I am not just saying that because I’ve been masturbating to Susan Boyle’s virginity as she sings “I Had a Dream”….I am into Les Mis because I am a fucking ball of culture…and I like to immerse myself in the French Revolution…and the musical’s based on the shit….

Truthfully, I am just into Amanda Seyfried…from Disney caliber shitty movies to Lesbian Sex with Julianne Moore in indy films…to Fucking Dumpy boring public image…all while being open minded to being naked in movies…makes her someone I want to mail my semen to…but I don’t think I am legally allowed to do that…so I’ll just look at her pics instead….

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Amanda Seyfried is generally a boring as fuck actress who has not played the media in an interesting way at all…if anything she’s been dumpy, boring, off the radar and almost fucking useless….and the only redeeming quality she has…which is actually I quality I love and respect…is that she gets naked in movies…so she’ll film a Disney pile of shit for money one month…then a pornstar lesbian killer in another….and that kind of attitude..is one I’d like to cum all over my belly for….it’s just too bad she hasn’t done that in her everyday life….

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Amanda Seyfried was my favorite for about a minute a few years ago and I don’t really know what I liked about her…but assume it had to do with hr willingness to get naked in movies….at the same time as filming Disney movies…confusing me and her tween fans into trying to figure out why she was wholesome and G-Rated one month, and eating out Julianne Moore the next month, but her rocking tits on her small frame made it all ok….what also made it ok was knowing that Lohan wishes she pulled off what Amanda Seyfried has pulled off, you know this bitch came in and did a better job of it….and here she is with hard nipples…in workout gear…and I like it….

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Amanda Seyfried is playing Linda Lovelace in a role that was meant to be Lohan’s breakout, academy award winner, before the new Lohan, Amanda Seyfried stepped in, as she’s been doing since Mean Girls…..You see cuz Seyfried plays it smart…she does both commercial garbage for teen girls…an gets naked for us perverts by dyking out in CHLOE ….cuz she has a hot little body that needs to be seen….and she plays it off as just being a committed actress…she also keeps a low profile…is boring for the paparazzi….and just better at this fame thing that her counterpart…

That said, this Linda Lovelace movie, about tormented Linda Lovelace will probably have a lot of Amanda Seyfried nudity….based on my research of LINDA LOVELACE VINTAGE PORN CLIPS THAT I COMPILED FOR YOU HERE …..coupled with Amanda Seyfried’s willingness to get naked…will make for a good time…

Here’s the movie poster:

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