Amanda Seyfried is boring as shit…..at least when in public for the paparazzi….I mean I don’t actually know this bitch…so I can’t tell you if she’s fucking LOLZ in the privacy of her own million dollar home…I can just say that Lindsay Lohan hates her….probably because she steals roles from Lohan and is pretty much the new Lohan because she’s so boring in public….you know…no contraversy….even though it comes with no jerk off caliber candid pics….means she’s employable….luckily by movies that either put her up as a pornstar….or as some sex crazed bi-sexual hooker….along with other disney type shit that pays the bills….and here is her ass in jeans…..that I am using as an excuse to link her naked lesbian ass in Chloe ….a clip I like to revisit often….for obvious reasons…..like naked lesbianism and great tits…

So boring or not…she’s good.

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I know….these bent over ass shots would be far more appealing if she was in a solid color pant…cuz this fucking optical illusion shit isn’t letting me figure out where her ass stops or starts or where her pussy is….but then again, if she wasn’t wearing pants at all would really make these pics more appeaing….but my wishes never comee true. I’m a loser like that…in fact I am a loser in a lot of other ways to0.

That said, I love that she SHOWS HER HOT NAKED BODY IN MOVIES ….and also manages some Disney garbage Lohan angrily masturbates to….wishing she had those gigs….hating her for getting them…but loving the fact that they exist as much as she loves paying pornstars to fuck her…..

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Anyone who reads this site, who I am assuming is no one, knows that I have a serious appreciation for Amanda Seyfried….She’s always boring when in paparazzi pics, but always hot as fuck in movies, most importantly she’s always willing to SHOWS HER HOT BODY AND TITS IN MOVIES ….balancing Disney shit better than any of the other shitty Disney stars….via nudity…..

Here she is talking about dead animals….taxidermy….all hipster and trendy and for some reason I like her even more now than ever…..I think it has to do with those legs…

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Apparently Amanda Seyfried says she’s never going to do full frontal…which is convenient in a time when she doesn’t have to do full frontal….because she gets fully naked regardless….and performs amazing sex scenes when not doing her shitty Disney type movies that she does at the same time as Chloe and this Linda Lovelace shit where she says she’s amazed by the pubic hair she has to wear…that’s not her pubic hair…but movie magic pubic hair that leads me to believe she is in fact doing full frontal even if it’s not her full frontal…but seemingly her full frontal…good enough for me….

I don’t know why I did this boring as fuck bitch, but I do and here she is hot enough for me to notice in Glamour Magazine, even though she’s hot enough for me to notice when she’s walking the dog in period clothing….she’s hot even when she’s boring and not trying….

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I’m over Amanda Seyfried. I found it cute and almost erotic that she was this boring celebrity bitch who didn’t play it up for the paparazzi – exposing her tits or pussy for attention because sometimes, very rarely, but sometimes, that whole thing gets boring….

I thought how cool she must be to do these wholesome movies while getting naked IN CHLOE and IN BIG LOVE ….never officially exploiting herself or her great tits…always playing it cool and uninterested…

But that was before today, when I was forced to accept that she’s got a shitty ass, she’s dull, I can’t jerk off to her paparazzi pics, not that I can jerk off to anything, but you get what I’m saying…and that is that she fucking sucks.

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Here is Amanda Seyfried, a bitch I thought was the hottest thing in Hollywood, even when dressed down and dumpy, all because she did lesbian and nude scenes along with Disney bullshit family friendly hallmark channel shit….making her not some full of shit LeAnn Rimes or Miley scandal when their true whore colors come out…but for some reason….as time goes on….I find myself over it…she’s average at best…and boring as fuck and her period friendly pants make her come across as too safe for my liking….cuz bitches who risk getting blood on their white pants are usually bitches who fuck you til you cum instead of fuck you until they get lazy and force you to jerk off to finish off….if you know what I mean.

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I linked to these pictures last week…but I just got access to them…and I’m not about to ignore a Seyfried ass….even if I’ve already done a post on it….cuz this is the kind of ass I can look at all day…all small, cute, but round as fuck….and not get bored…until I fuck it…cuz fucking a bitch always ruins her for me…I don’t know if it is self disgust, like I think to myself “What kind of woman would fuck me, she must have real issues”….or maybe it is cuz I have this quest to fuck every ass in the world…just to say I did….

I am very into looking at pics and video of Amanda Seyfried…I think it has to do with her being my favorite young pussy in Hollywood…the Lindsay Lohan that Lindsay Lohan never was….with a lot less baggage.

Or maybe it’s cuz along with shitty disney movies….she get naked….IN CHLOE and IN BIG LOVE

Or maybe….just maybe….I like her ass in leggings…either way, we’ve spent too much time on this…trying to sort it out…there’s more celeb pussy I need to get to…

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After being tarnished by Lady Gaga’s nude picture for Vanity Fair…I was happy to see my favorite celebrity vagina….one I call the new Lohan…who I would stalk call and hang out with in Hotel rooms while she danced around to her unreleased album in heels and pajama pant like I was reliving my Lohan days…if only I had her number…Amanda Seyfried….is poking her ass out in a way I want to rip those pants off and shove my unprotected pathetic dick inside her with no mercy while singing love songs….I’m romantic like that.

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I don’t care how boring Amanda Seyfried is….walking her dog…doing bullshit errands…not dressed sexy or done up….never in the media with scandals or vagina slips….cuz she’s smart enough to only get naked for money and for her “career”….and for some reason has been better at being Lohan than Lohan….from Disney to intense roles…and back again….probably cuz she saves her drug use to the privacy of her mansion…instead of off the female DJs vagina in the club…but what do I know…other than that I love her….I think I’m going to to go write a song about this…or maybe just try to jerk off knowing her dog licks her pussy…they all do….or maybe that’s just what I tell myself so that when I meet people while walking the dog…the girls I meet in the dog park are all the more naughty to me…who cares.

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I don’t know why every time any asshole asks me who I find the hottest celebrity, I say Amanda Seyfried…I really have no idea…because I am sure structurally she’s not the hottest celebrity at all…you know if you were to factor in all the things that make a bitch hot….but I figure it has to do with hating every single one of these bitches equally, and for some reason Amanda Seyfried just doesn’t annoy me at all….maybe cuz she gets naked, maybe cuz she doesn’t play up the paparazzi, maybe cuz she lets her dog eat her pussy…who knows…but seeing her in her workout gear, not pornographic at all, is totally pornographic to me…here are the pics.

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