I have always thought that Amanda Seyfried is one of the hottest actresses in the business. She’s skinny, blonde, and has big tits…that she’s willing to show off in some of the movies she does…

But she’s so fucking boring…it’s like a waste of a potentially hot pussy…

But what’s a bigger waste of a potentially hot pussy is Justin Long…inside said pussy…because they are dating…

I assume he took Apple stocks when he did their ad campaign and is now a billionaire from it…or maybe he has a massive penis girls get addicted to…or maybe, just maybe, Amanda Seyfried sucks, has no idea what’s up…despite the potential her exterior has…because it’s the insides that count…especially when they are dripping down her leg..

That said, here she is in a Music video I didn’t watch.

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I know I’ve seen her naked and think she’s great, but ever since I heard she was fucking Justin Long, the mac guy, no matter how many stocks he was given in their rebrand campaign, or how many millions of dollars he is worth because of said campaign, he is still Justin Long, and her vagina must be broken for that to happen, and is definitely broken now that it has happened, and gone on far too long, tainting her…ruining her….and I guess these gym pants jacked up her crooked vag give us all something to look at closely, all forensic, CSI on it, to see if in fact her vagina has turned diagonal, of if it is just a fold in her pants…

The sick thing in all this is that I still kinda like her…despite all the hate I have for her polluting herself…fascinating

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Amanda Seyfried is the girl who moved in and stole all of Lindsay Lohan’s work. She was the “she was a bitch to me on set of Mean Girls, and now she’s an un-hireable disaster, that I’m, gonna take every job she ever was offered or rumored to be offered, even if they don’t pay me – because I’m hotter, I have better tits and fuck her”…which is kind of awesome…as is her ability balance her mainstream vanilla cheesy roles – while doing a couple more obscure movies that she’s fully naked in…but I’m most impressed in that she manages to live her life, always dressed like she’s having her period, dumpy and unshowered for the paparzzi…looking like she smells and has shit stains in her underwear…never dolled up because I guess she has nothing to prove…but then I remember she fucks Justin Long…and that maybe she’s just the fucking worst…because he is..and she lets him cum inside her…

So in these ill-fitting sweatpants that she’s probably been in for 3 days or more – is dried up Justin Long sperm…and that’s pretty fucking vile…I think it’s time to move on from this.

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Mert & Marcus are the photographers who shot Amanda Seyfried for something too fancy for me called Cle de Peau …..I am assuming it is make-up, but I don’t really give a fuck. What I am interested in, is how fucking amazing they made this girls face look. I mean if she was actually this pretty, I wonder why it doesn’t translate in anything that she does…it’s like she’s got no self esteem, despite her millions…or maybe she has too much self esteem…I don’t know what being an unshowered, unkept, lazy bitch for the paparazzi means..It’s either “I’m so hot, I don’t need to get made up…or I hate myself and I’m a slob”…and based on the fact that she fucks Justin Long…when she could fuck anyone…even if he’s a dot com billionaire thanks to being paid in Apple stock for being the Mac Guy…she can fuck anyone who isn’t Justin Long…making me think…he’s more of a hate herself than love herself too much to bother…

Either, she looks like this..and I love it…and I can’t even see her big tits on her little frame…so that means she’s pretty fucking good, because I love big tits on a small frame and have liked monsters because of it, but this face could have no tits, it could be in a box in my basement, and I’d still want to stare at it…but maybe that’s because I have other decapitation issues to deal with….

Either way, good face.

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I like to call this recent Amanda Seyfried instagram photography piece: “Demonstrating What Justin Long Does to her Sex Appeal”….He murdered that motherfucker….and left that shit to die…

Coincidentally, I watched Lovelace this weekend….she’s got good tits when you don’t imagine Justin Long’s “Mac guy” mouth all over them / cumming all over them…making me think he has a huge penis, because why else would he get all the pussy, because he’s famous? I mean she’s famous she has options…maybe dude got paid for that Mac rebrand in Apple stock and is now a billionaire, or maybe Amanda Seyfried has no self respect, and maybe…I hate that I just thought of Justin Long’s cock….but with a name like Long…it’d only be fitting…I can’t stop….even when I want to.

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I respect Amanda Seyfried for two reasons…

The first is that back when I was talking to Lohan, her costar in Mean Girls, in a time when Amanda Seyfried was really taking off, Lohan dissed the shit out of her, and hated her and that made me like Seyfriend better…

The second is that she’s a Disney caliber star who does shit movies, but who still gets naked and shows off her hot fucking body like it…like in CHLOE and LOVELACE

But the one thing that cancels all her big titty willingness to get naked is Justin Long, the man who cums inside her…and a vision that disturbs me…

I mean she fucks the mac guy…and I normally don’t care who whores I don’t know or care about are fucking…I don’t even care who whores I know and fuck are fucking…but for some reason…Justin Long just throws me off in a big way…

Here she is in Elle…and she’s boring…because she’s boring…

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