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2014

04

Aug

Amy Adams for Love Magazine of the Day

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Amy Adams is in the recent issue of LOVE MAGAZINE that shared a cover with Kendall Jenner, which is probably depressing for an Academy Award nominated actress I’ve never really heard of, but people seem to dig, even though I think she looks like shit, but maybe that’s jus the nature of this photoshoot, you know a little grimy, that’s the look they are going for, because she’s an actress and actresses can take on any role…or maybe she’s just not that hot…

The point is that it has that voyeuristic, creepy American Apparel vibe…that makes you feel like you’re with a bunch of silly girls acting silly thanks to the drugs…playful and posing like a bunch of crackheads…and for some reason that is far more erotic than something glam and pristine. I like dirty and run down…it’s all I know….thanks to sex with discounted women…something we all know Amy Adams isn’t but plays up nicely when in fashion magazines. That’s why she gets paid the big bucks.

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2013

05

Dec

Amy Adams Back for Vanity Fair January 2014 of the Day

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Amy Adams is old…pushing 40…She’s a mom and she’s boring…but she’s a redhead who isn’t scary to look at, which is a rare occurrence and probably why she works in Hollywood, because when they find them, they have to scoop them up and exploit them…

Her claim to fame was some Disney shit, and Lois Lane in Man of steel, so I guess her career is at it’s peak after what was probably 20 years of working at it…

Now she’s in Vanity Fair and she’s sexing it up and showing back, which would probably be hotter if this was a porn magazine…and not Amy Adams…but she’s in her underwear anyways for the freaks out there who have an Amy Adams Fetish…yay

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2013

05

Jun

Amy Adams Nipple For July’s Elle UK of the Day

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I think Amy Adams has come down with a case of some titties for Fashion. It happens to most people who have been in a magazine at least once in their life, because for some amazing reason, fashion likes nipples, I guess the pervert behind the industry figured playing the “nudity for art” angle, got the same results as “I’ll pay you to show me your tits”, but better turn out to the auditions. I mean these girls, for the most part aren’t even getting paid to get naked in these magazines, they just do it because they think they are part of a bigger thing, a higher concept, and don’t realize, they are just suckers buying into nonsense, via their naked tits….

I am not complaining. I think it’s great to get girls who generally aren’t hookers, to hook.

Not that Amy Adams is really on my top 1000 girls who I want to see in lace, or more importantly, who’s nipples I want to see through lace, but in everything I do, I take what I can get.

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2011

18

Jan

Tryin’ To Look Up Amy Adams’ Skirt on The Muppets Set of the Day

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I don’t really know who Amy Adams is. I just know that I am trying to look up her skirt on the set of The Muppets movie.

You’d think Hollywood would have the ability to find new things to make movies about, but shit’s just remake after remake, after remake, and despite having memories of watching The Muppet show and liking it in the 80s, my friend tried to make me watch the shit recently and I wanted to kill myself, those fucking creepy stuffed things are irritating as shit..

The only way I’d be down with this project is if it was a hardcore porn, not cuz I want to see Amy Adams fuck, but cuz I want to see muppets fuck, and if Amy Adams happens to be there, so be it….

Either way, here are the pics, lacking in vagina lip….but I give the best I can….it’s not my fault Amy Adams is boring as shit.

Here’s the upskirt pic…

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2007

31

Jul

I am – Amy Adams’ Cleavage of the Day

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Amy Adams

When I was a little kid, we would drive 7 hours north to a lake that had only a few feet of water during the great late 80’s California drought. My grandparents lived up there for a while because lakes with no water have cheap property. What I remember best is this hick named “Blaze.” Blaze lived in a trailer down the hill and had a ravine filled with over a thousand beer cans–his own homemade landfill. Us kids liked to go down and play at Blaze’s because he let us swim in this huge metal drum he filled with water. Our parents would compaire shotguns while we bobbed in 3 feet of liquid rust. If you had to pee, Blaze had an authentic outhouse, and the walls were papered with porn. I never looked down inside the hole in the seat–the smell of years of piled-up shit was enough to fulfill my curiosity. Blaze always seemed to have a new wife every time we visited. One was fat and jolly. One was oily and petite. Another was thin and liked to paint animal skulls. My uncle recently told me that they found out Blaze had died, and that he had been a pimp. I wonder how many “wives” he buried beneath those beer cans out back…

Here is Amy Adams at the “Underdog” premier last night. She has great cleavage and is as cute as a motherfucking button. As a child, I’m sure Amy Adams never swam in a big barrel of tetanus in the yard of a hillbilly pimp, and she never grew up to have an angry Turkish pimp. For these reasons, along with the red hair, I want to be her. So I present you with her cleavage. Now go wallpaper your bathroom with porn.

Obediently yours,
Sugar Nell (ex-hooker, friend of Jesus)

EMAIL ME HERE


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2007

31

Jul

I am – Amy Adams' Cleavage of the Day

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Amy Adams

When I was a little kid, we would drive 7 hours north to a lake that had only a few feet of water during the great late 80’s California drought. My grandparents lived up there for a while because lakes with no water have cheap property. What I remember best is this hick named “Blaze.” Blaze lived in a trailer down the hill and had a ravine filled with over a thousand beer cans–his own homemade landfill. Us kids liked to go down and play at Blaze’s because he let us swim in this huge metal drum he filled with water. Our parents would compaire shotguns while we bobbed in 3 feet of liquid rust. If you had to pee, Blaze had an authentic outhouse, and the walls were papered with porn. I never looked down inside the hole in the seat–the smell of years of piled-up shit was enough to fulfill my curiosity. Blaze always seemed to have a new wife every time we visited. One was fat and jolly. One was oily and petite. Another was thin and liked to paint animal skulls. My uncle recently told me that they found out Blaze had died, and that he had been a pimp. I wonder how many “wives” he buried beneath those beer cans out back…

Here is Amy Adams at the “Underdog” premier last night. She has great cleavage and is as cute as a motherfucking button. As a child, I’m sure Amy Adams never swam in a big barrel of tetanus in the yard of a hillbilly pimp, and she never grew up to have an angry Turkish pimp. For these reasons, along with the red hair, I want to be her. So I present you with her cleavage. Now go wallpaper your bathroom with porn.

Obediently yours,
Sugar Nell (ex-hooker, friend of Jesus)

EMAIL ME HERE


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