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2021

06

Dec

Ashley Tisdale’s in her Panties of the Day



I haven’t been overly nice to Ashley Tisdale over the years. I guess I haven’t been nice to any of the celebrity bitches out there, but that’s just because they are cunts and wouldn’t be nice to you, their fans, which makes me hate them. These are narcissistic idiots who love the attention but think they are above the people giving it them. So I made a point of bullying them through this site, because they deserve it and if I don’t call them out, who will….at least that was the idea when the site first started…now instagram commenters do a good job on the troll and I’m no longer needed…not that I was ever needed.

The reason I was anti-Ashley Tisdale was because I saw the scam that was Disney in action first hand. They are power players who own everything and they manipulated the Teen Choice awards or some other award show into awarding Ashley Tisdale the hottest star of the year or some shit….all while looking like a hook nosed monster….and this was after her nose-job….but she still looked like trash.

So I used to do posts called “The Ashley Tisdale” ugly watch, to remind the people she’s ugly and not to get sucked into her witchcraft manipulation.

In doing those, I always said “but she’s worth a fuck” because she was into fitness and a hot body is a hot body even if it has a butter face…

So someone can be called an ugly overrated piece of shit celebrity, but that doesn’t mean they aren’t hotter than some of the trash you’ve fucked or married. The two are mutually exclusive.

In today’s post, she’s in her panties, in self produced content uploaded to her channels…

Meaning the High School Musical hemorrhoid said “I am going to shoot content in my panties for my instagram”…..

This is after her celebrity has been built, after her career has made her money where she’s set for life, but for some reason…she feels compelled to do this.

Like all social media content – SEEMS DESPERATE from actual celebs….even if they need a boost….

When will celebs go back to being celebs?


Posted in:Ashely Tisdale

2010

10

May

Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch of the Day

Good News…This cunt Ashley Tisdale, who I could tell was a huge victim of positive affirmations from her family and the public, who developed a confidence and a huge ego thanks to being cast on a hit show and a successful nose job, who actually believed she had it going on and was the hottest starlet in Hollywood because she wasn’t fat and cuz people were telling her she was has finally come to terms with the reality that she is ugly and far from a natural beauty as she hides her ugly face under her ugly hat and covers up with a bottle of water while leaving the gym she needs to make her fuckable, cuz a fat body to go with a broken down face is never a good thing, it would probably be the end of her career and she knows that so she does us all a favor and covers that shit up, and I’d like to thank her for that.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Ashely Tisdale|Ugly Watch

2008

04

Aug

Ashey Tisdale is Older than She Says She is of the Day

A source close to Ashley Tisdale emailed me telling me that she lies about her age. I was told that she’s actually 5 years older than she claims she is because she wanted to play teenage girls and didn’t think she’d make the cut if people knew she was 5 years older than she is. That’s the same kind of false advertising you use everytime you tell a girl that you have a big dick or that you are rich or whatever other lie you use to get laid, only in her case it worked.

I am really never against a girl lying about her age, I actually really support it when I meet girls in bars and they tell me that they are 18 or 20 when I know they are 15 or 16, it makes trying to fingerbang them a little easier to live with and a lot less illegal.

All this to say, that whether Ashley Tisdale is 28 or 23, she’s still a fucking dog of a girl and her lies about her age are the least of her concerns and reconstructive surgery is a priority.

Bonus That’s Not Really a Bonus – Here are Some Pictures of Her Leaving the Gym in Effort to Keep Her Youthful Physique

Posted in:Ashely Tisdale|old