If you want to see Ashley Benson in a bikini, showing off her body that is not all that great, which is probably why she’s only showing off from the base of the titty up in her instagram pics, you can always rent Springbreakers, the shittiest movie of the last 5 years, where all the girls looked like shit…even though it had the most hype around it, all because it attempted to show Disney Stars sluttier in movies than we are used to, which isn’t that hard, considering prior to Spring Breakers, the sluttiest any of them got was eating fucking ice cream cones or pretending to have sex with Beiber, except for that Vanessa Hudgens slut, that one got naked in horribly planned, 5 o’clock shadow nudes that were about as erotic as a doctor’s exam, and not even a good doctor’s exam…

They were some Christian friendly shit and now they are this…and I don’t find it interesting, cuz once you go slutty, bikini clad, having threesomes, you never go back, you can only go forward, meaning these pics should be her gaping asshole…it’s what makes sense…bikini tops are just too fucking Disney for this one…

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Spring Breaker Ashley Benson is pulling a Tara Reid and taking her movie character of being part of the perpetual, bikini clad, vacation party, and turning it into real fucking life, because here she is in Cancun, the gateway to a life filled with traveling the world, doing drugs, dancing half naked, and pretty much having an awesome existence, until she turns 40 and realizes she’s fucking 40.

Or maybe, she’s just on vacation, but why Cancun, America’s college frat sewer, filled with shitty hotels, shitty parties, and date rape.

She’s got money now, she could be anywhere, but she chooses here.

I guess the real question is why I’m analyzing the travel plans of some low level celebrity, who wasn’t even that great in her dirty bikini for Spring Breakers, and she wasn’t even great in her threesome scene, because the movie was ultimately not great….when I should just be lookin at her bikini pics….cuz she looks better now than she did then….and I guess I’m into self improvement as long as that self improvement is about her bikini body.

Seriously, them titties are hot.

Here’s her keek.

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Ashley Benson was one of the chubby girls from Spring Breakers, who probably had no real business being in a bikini, other than that she was filling up their marketing requirements of being some Disney/child star willing to have a threesome with Vanessa Hudgens and James Franco, without actually showing her pussy….making her my favorite of the bunch, in what is probably the worst Threesome ever to be in a Movie, but then again I come from a hardcore porn background and expect more out of sex scenes…..

Well now she’s in Nylon, a magazine that was once a little more edgy and interesting, but that has turned into the new generations Seventeen, because I guess that’s where the ad dollars are, and if I cared, I’d be offended that people don’t stick true to their editorial voice all for a couple of bucks.

Cuz this shoot, would be better with a little more fashion porn in it. I mean bitch is a hipster, take advantage, show her bush. What the fuck Nylon!?

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Ashley Benson for the win…and I am not saying that cuz I like white blonde chicks better than her little monkey looking co-stars….in fact I like little monkey looking co-stars….especially when they are getting naked and staging relationships with homosexuals to get ahead….to break free from the foundation Disney’s made for them…but for some reason…these shots of Ashley Benson on her promo tour for their movie are good enough for me to want to have unprotected sex with….even if she’s only naked while clothed….but looking like she just fucked the night away and that she’s starting her day with a nice glow….because I want to get this pregnant….

That said – I like the cleavage on the girl on the left….hello!

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I hate “Who Would You Rather Do”….and other virgin losers sitting around the comic book store games…..you know because firstly it’s a waste of time since the option of fucking one, let alone both is pretty much non existent, and that life decision is one that will never happen…..so jerk off fantasies publicly discussed amongst chronic masturbating weirdos…just makes me uncomfortable….

That said, I’d rather do Ashley Benson….and it isn’t a racist thing, or a popularity thing, because I dont know who she is….I just know that Selena Gomez has some weirdness going on in that pantsuit and Vanessa Hudgens is built like a barrel….unless Ashley Benson doctored these pics…which is possible since it was on her instagram…

Ultimately…who cares…this Spring breakers shit has gone too far….ang gets too much press…while really it’ll be the least nude thing Harmony Korine ever made in his attempt at uber mainstream….even though having any movie made, especially in the 90s, is pretty fucking mainstream…he just doesn’t want you knowing that….it fucks with his street cred as an “artist”…

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Here’s some 21 year old, chubby, main character on a show called Pretty Little Liars who was once in “Bring It On: In It to Win It�..or as I like to call it the “Bring it On� that went straight to DVD and no one saw…..

Her name is Ashley Benson, she looks like she got some short shorts on….and that’s the end of that story…I know fascinating…I should put it in my diary…or even my memoir…

Who cares about any of these twats…That’s what it comes donw to…

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