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2014

03

Mar

Aubrey O’Day Bikini n Miami of the Day

Aubrey O’Day is no longer fat…but the better news is that she’s no longer relevant…

Seriously, this hardly famous, had sex with Diddy when she was on a reality show, who gained 60 lbs to cater to the black market as a meaty white girl they liked…has gone back to white, has gone back to fitness, and has a pretty rocking’ body with a set of stupid fake tits that would be celebrated if she actually mattered…but rather will look nice when she finally turns to porn because that burning desire to be famous is still in her…and the only way to get it will be to stick things in her…yay..

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2014

22

Jan

Aubrey O’Day is Less Fat But Perfectly Slutty of the DAy

Aubrey O’Day has been a target of my abuse for many years…you know ever since she fucked Diddy during the taping of the show she was on…only to lose the show she was on…meaning fucking Diddy was just for pleasure not career advancement…making her a failure before she even started…a failure who just got fatter and fatter…which her black fans were into but that got her booked no jobs…and that I guess got her bullied and teased and feeling insecure as bullying does…which is why bullying is good…despite what the media tells you to instate weird cyber privacy laws to prevent “bullying”…but that’s a whole other discussion that doesn’t matter…what does matter is that Aubrey O’Day has decided to get healthy…fit…all while maintaining her fat hip hop ass…which looks amazing…and happens to be what all hip hop dudes like about fat girls…and I think she’s giving Jen Selter a run for her 2 million followers…

As much as I hate saying this…Aubrey O’Day is turning me on…and I find her hot…and now need to go drink..this is the worst news ever…I want to forget it happened…

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2013

27

Dec

Aubrey O’Day Big Titty Kiss on Instagram of the Day

If you’re into Miley touching tongues with Cara Delevingne, who isn’t all that hot, but who makes a lot of money for being considered an it girl, because fashion is determined by gay men in France….because both girls crave attention and want to be shocking…even though they both look like lesbians who actually fuck each other with strap ons in combat boots when not riding motor bikes…but who feel that this playful soft core shit is enough ready for the world…

Then you’ll probably like a less fat Aubrey O’Day, who has lost weight after being teased…showing off her big stupid fake tit, but more importantly that once you go black on your TV Show with the producer host P-Diddy, you do go back…with white gay looking dudes..Even if you don’t know who she is….you know this is a solid attention crave.

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2013

05

Dec

Aubrey O’Day Naked But Not in Porn Yet of the Day

Aubrey O’Day is one of the worst things that has been shat out of reality TV…from fucking Diddy to be on some bullshit show Diddy produced…to trying to prove she was smart on the Apprentice…to always being an abrasive as fuck fat chick who had to try to prove that she was more than just fake tits and fake hair that had sex with rappers…as fat chicks do when they start feeling like their are being objectified as a jump off dudes call when drunk and high at 4 am…always the side bitch never the main bitch…only to be ridiculed and cyberbullied into losing her fatness…gaining some self respect…and posing with no bottoms on because bottoms get in the way of penetration…and I guess she’s proud of this work, cuz it’s better than being a stripper or pornstar she was destined to be…otherwise she wouldn’t be posting this shit on the internet.

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2013

22

Nov

Aubrey O’Day Naked for Twitter of the Day

Today’s philosophical question is…if a girl Diddy fucked from a TV show no one cared about..posts a strategic nude pic…a decade and 40 pounds later…does it make a sound…

I guess enough of one for me to post, but that’s just because I watched her season of Celebrity Apprentice, and hated her fat face every time it opened her mouth, and can really only jerk off to girls I fucking hate…or girls who fucking hate me…I’m weird like that…but only now that she’s not pushing 250 pounds…because even I have standards…sometimes…very rarely…but sometimes…

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2013

14

Nov

Aubrey O’Day’s Ass Flash for Twitter of the Day

Aubrey O’Day is one of those people I like to troll on social media because she likes the attention not that she ever acknowledges I exist…

I call her a fat pig, a waste of space, in fact I think some of the meanest shit I’ve done off site, or on site…in person or online has been directed her way…but she keeps going on…because I guess I don’t matter…or maybe I do…and my #cyberbullying made her a stronger…better person…who started working out…so now when she posts attention seeking ass flashes on Twitter…they are less offensive..even hot..when you ignore the fact that Diddy has cum in that…its actually where her career peaked…and I am sure she hasn’t got a second round in her 15 minutes…but I still watch her aging process as she falls into insignificant…

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2013

03

Oct

Aubrey O’Day Showing Off Bikini Body of the Day

Aubrey O’Day is not as fat as she used to be….and I guess this is an improvement of what was and coincidentally happening at the same time she’s lost interest in black dudes…and no matter what she will always be a vile cow to me…moo.

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2013

03

Sep

Aubrey O’Day’s Got Back of the Day

I guess the Once you Go Black You Never Go Back theory doesn’t apply to Aubrey O’Day…

I wonder if losing the weight and going from fat dumpy white girl white guys were disgusted to stick their dick inside because her ass made their dicks look so small to fit enough from the right angle thanks to the way her implants slim her out..and a few sit ups can change everything….

Here she is in a bikini, and luckily even that shit doesn’t make her matter.

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2013

20

Aug

Aubrey O’Day Sympathy Post of the Day

I am there for Aubrey O’Day when no one else cares…which is right now…she’s does the reality show circuit and groupie-ing black rappers as hard as her titties possibly can…

Sure I hate her and think she’s a useless slob as much as the next guy…and I think she’s a still a fat, dumpy slob who doesn’t deserve any fame…but she’s less fat and dumpy because she’s been working out, and photoshopping herself skinny…which I guess makes her and her hard attention seeking nipples a little better that watching her emotionally eat her way through fall the fuck off..

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2013

14

May

Aubrey O’Day Thinner for Instagram of the Day

It’s safe to say that Aubrey O’Day knows her selfie angles.

You know the kind of fat chick who knows how to pose for a selfie, because a selfie is the only photograph being taken of her, cuz she just doesn’t matter anymore, not that she ever did, but as far as she is concerned she did, you know DIDDY fucked her and all, that’s a big deal for some fat chick from Palm Springs….

She’s modeling a bikini for instagram, she’s not offensively fat, I don’t have to listen to her talk, so I’m okay with this shit…even if I hate everything about her….there’s just something about her not looking like a fat ditch pig…that makes me forget all the negatives….

She should keep this sucking in her gunt thing up…it’s the best she’s been…pretty much ever…even if I can tell she’s still a fat chick posing proper….and I hate fat chicks…

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