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2016

15

Feb

Bella Thorne’s Tits in a Bikini of the Day

Some dude was ripping into me on twitter yesterday because he finds me a pussy bitch who writes pussy bitch commentary about girls like a pussy bitch….or something equally well thought out…

He was really mad, despite claiming to not know who Bella Thorne was, that I call her 40 years old, every single time I post about her….like a bad joke I keep killing over and over again…despite how he doesn’t read the site, because I am a pussy bitch of the internet….

The reality of it, is that Bella Thorne probably isn’t 40 years old, but I keep telling the same story about her being 40 years old, because I only have so much to say about a vapid little self absorbed girl in the entertainment industry…that bros and frat boys and dads are into because they are perverts or are forced to know..because she’s the hot pussy in the shitty shows their kids make them watch…

I mean this girl posts compromising selfies on the regular..more often than actual substance…so the repeating the same story – comes hand in hand – with her repeating the same marketing tactics…and really, I am not a comedy writer, trying to be funny, but rather an angry pervert who thinks telling the same joke over and over becomes awkward and thus hilarious over time…

You just gotta let it simmer, while Bella Thorne simmers her pale skin in the sun, on vacation because life is rough for a 40 year old pretending to be an 18 year old…because pervert dudes buy into the lie…because they want to believe it’s real…

Now when someone takes that premise and makes a Judd Apatow movie – 40 year old stage mom can’t handle her daughters being hipster anti-stage kids, so she takes it upon herself to get BOTOX and make it happen

Or maybe it’ll be the next Elizabeth Smart Pitch Perfect franchise…

Either way, I won’t get credit or paid for it..

All while Bella Thorne will continue to to self promote herself aggressively, maybe even getting the part, thanks to the perverts…because the perverts will continue to buy into it….keep her going…and well…believe the lie…

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2016

12

Feb

Bella Thorne’s Sweaty of the Day

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This bitch just doesn’t fucking stop. Everyday is a goddamn fitness picture of her in sports bra and leggings showing off some bullshit, whether it is a toned stomach or a big ass….and today…she’s manipulating her fan base of perverts with her sweat…


I’m pretty sure I was wringing out my hair …because I WAS THAT SWEATY

This is just further proof she’s a 40 year old with the right botox trolling America, finally breaking into the industry, after a lifetime of trying, only to get some fake birth certificate and a meeting at Disney or whatever kids’s show production company she works for, where she used her skills as a 40 year old dick sucker to suck their dick…making them think “damn this 15 year old sucks dick like a grown up” before cumming down her throat…it’s how the industry works you know..

No 18 year old needs to work out this much and if she is, it’s because she needs to to maintain the body 40 year old women need to work everyday at to have…

Either way, it’s every fucking day with this one…

UPDATE – SHe posted hard nipple pics….in some more self indulgent nonsense…

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2016

11

Feb

Bella Thorne is a Self Obsessed Narcissist of the Day

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Every fucking day this Bella Thorne girl takes a series of selfies, celebrating her tits and her ass, like some some obsessed narcissist cunt, that we can assume she is, whether she’s 40 years old like I predict she is, pretending to be an 18 year old, acting like how all the 18 year olds act, pretty pumped about her trolling the world…or if she’s an 18 year old acting like all the 18 year olds act…it’s still a series of self documentation, staring at herself, sharing her every move with the creepy perverts who are into her…and I don’t think that this is going to end that well…but then again, I’m not a psychiatrist or even a sociologist, maybe everything that has been wrong in humanity the last 2000 years, we haven’t spent enough time looking at ourselves, thinking about ourselves, with our heads so far up our hot fit asses…leading to war, famine, natural disaster. ETC.

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2016

10

Feb

Bella Thorne Ass + Serena Williams = Aubrey O’Day Ass of the Day

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Bella Thorne just keeps on going, this girl is working it as hard as she can, and I’m convinced she’s in her 40s and a mom…I keep saying that and it is ok because no one reads the site….if she’s not 40 and is actually 18…I would be forced to question genetics and hormones in the food…either way I can’t be too sure because I don’t care…just keeping the booty coming, skinny fit white girl booty…

Booty that I think I should contrast with Venus or Serena who are also using social media for their booty, because I figured why not contrast a white ginger “18” year old girl…and whatever the fuck this is athlete thickness is…it brings me joy…because I don’t need to do a dedicated post for each….

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Fuck it, while I am at it, why not post this Aubrey O’Day who is really just a hybrid of a Williams Sister and the Bella Thorne, only less relevant but just as thirsty with the ass and titty pics…maybe one day someone will care about her fatter than Bella Thorne, less fat that Serena Williams ass…but I doubt it.

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2016

09

Feb

It’s So Easy for 40 Year Old Bella Thorne of the Day

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I find it funny, that a relatively unknown actress, from some show that only pervert dad’s forced to watch would know, has managed to break through on social media…to the point where all she has to do is post her fit body in workout gear and the blogs and dudes go nuts…

I am convinced she’s 40 and trolling all of us, showing us how easy it is to make it, but even if she is 18, it’s still a fucking troll that people are freaking out over her, she’s not that exciting or interesting, but yet everyone loves her…I blame her tits….those goddamn tits..

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2016

08

Feb

Bella Thorne’s Braless I think of the Day

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I doubt this 40 year old is Braless, 40 year old tits, when pretending to be 18, probably need support…

Whatever it is she’s doing, I think it’s safe to say that she is definitely working it and loving the attention she’s getting from all the pervert dudes who follow her every move – mainly on snapchat – hoping she’ll slip up and get overexcited by her fame and either send her audience,who when big enough feels invisible, trust me I know….or maybe my audience is just invisible…or more importantly, that she’ll slip up and send her boyfriend who she’s tonguing some pussy videos – that she accidentally pushes to her story…

Either way, people are fucking loving her…I don’t get it but I guess a hot redhead is like some rare thing, so rare it must be celebrated as most gingers make non-gingers want to throw the fuck up.

Here she is tonguing her bf video:

Here she is dancing…

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2016

01

Feb

Bella Thorne in a Sports Bra of the Day

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Anyone named Bella was raised in a home where parents had planned to whore out their kids, whether it was to the local rich guy, the strip club, or the porn industry or in Bella Thorne’s case the Hollywood industry….she was cultivated and created in the family’s garage / studio to do whatever it took to be their Lindsay Lohan, Selena Gomez, Demi Lovato, Sarah Hyland, Gary Coleman, Michael Jackson, Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson, and a bunch of dead celebrities like River Phoenix, Jonathan Brandis and Brittany Murphy…before her…it pays mortgages and gives the good life.

I am not convinced this Bella Thorne is actually an 18 year old. I get 38 year old fitness wife who doesn’t have kids yet but who spends the day in the gym, all day while the husband makes them money….you know keeping fit because she likes being fit…and feels sexy being it…and somewhere along the way, pretending to be 18 stuck and she got cast in some Disney Type shit and she’s just going along with it…

This is not what 18 year olds look like….Hormones in the Food I guess…but at least she’s getting cocky with it, pushing it, promoting herself with it…might as well keep the troll going…

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2016

28

Jan

Bella Thorne Showing Off her Braids of the Day

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I think the technical name for this pose is “Ass on a Shelf”…it’s a common instagram model, or aspiring instagram model pose.

Where things get interesing isn’t cleavage rocking braless tits…in the low cut tank or deep open necked top…it isnt’ the kissy duck face lips…also GREAT instagram fodder…it’s the caption:

“our girl got her braids back”

Yes…this picture is so about the braids you fucking perverts…focus on the braids you pervert…

This is almost a fucking parody of someone whoring on social media to get more and more famous and it is working because men are basic…

THERE’S A VIDEO

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2016

27

Jan

Bella Thorne Ass in Jeans of the Day

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Bella Thorne is 40.

She looks pretty good for 40.

I appreciate her marketing campaign and ability to trick people into thinking she’s freshly 18.

It’s like “tell them the lie, they’ll believe, you’ll get work”….and her experiment worked, so she’s working it as hard as she can, cash in when she can, because there will be a time when she can’t fake being 18 now, you know assuming she has sustainability and lasts the next 10 years when she’s granny aged pretending to be 30….we’ll see but for now…I’ll look at her ass in jeans..

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2016

26

Jan

Bella Thorne’s Mall Photo Studio Inspired Picture of the Day

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My ongoing, boring, unfunny, but I keep saying it joke about Bella Thorne, the star of the Florida stage family with a dozen kids, of whom this is the only one who has any celebrity, is that she’s 40 and actually the stage mom, trying to show her ugly hipster kids how to make it, all you have to do is pretend to be 17…turn 18…and wear your bikini and no one will ask questions…you know frustrated at her daughter’s failing at getting dads to jerk off to them because they are forced to watch the shit tv, she took it upon herself to prove a point that even at 40, you can play a 17 year old people will love if you wear a push up bra…

Because of that push up bra and that pretending to be 17 turning 18, Bella Thorne is all the rage right now, at least that’s the way it seems if you accidentally read all these shitty blogs, but I don’t think she’s anything special, her social media is a 5 on 10 in excitement, her career is a 5 on 10 in excitement and the only reason anyone really even notices her is because the industry is putting money into her as they need a young reliable babe who guys like to carry shitty movies and TV shows…so why not make it this one…

They make her get to the events, they call the paparazzi, they tip her off on the type of content she needs to produce and they maximize the little celebrity they have and build off it…with their tits…

The reason I like this picture, or why I am posting this picture, is because it reminds me of an 80s mall shoot wives for their husbands, or young aspiring models do for their portfolio, something she had done when she was actually 18, 22 years ago, all cheesy in the cheesy studio…but when I looked closer…it wasn’t really that at all..i’ll post it anyway, since everyone loves this bitch…

TO SEE HER IN RIPPED JEANS CLICK HERE

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