Bella Thorne brought out her bikini body that she’s created by being an 18 year old who is always in the fucking gym…but that wasn’t enough – she also decided to do a dance to really bring it all home – to make it casual, fun, quirky, weird…and half naked…in a bathing suit, that’s not slutty or porn but can be if enough people jerk of to it…

Fascinating….

She tries really fucking hard, but I guess you have to to stand out amongst every other girl fighting for the same fucking thing, it’s cheesy, it’s Disney bullshit, these girls have always existed, there cheesy has become cheesy and half naked cheesy which is the kind of cheesy we all like…

Here’s another one of her dances…

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I don’t even like Bella Thorne. I don’t find her hot…but for some reason, a reason I call everyone hyping her up as she HYPES herself up, all day everyday, I am following the storyline…it doesn’t mean I like the storyline, I mean I watched the entire FULLER HOUSE Series and hated every fucking episode..doesn’t mean I’m into it…it just sort of happens…

Yes she’s got a nice body, that reminds me of a 40 year old more than an 18 year old, she’s in the gym all the fucking time, she’s got a booty….because all she does is fucking work out..but she’s so fucking desperate, trying so fucking hard, cockteasing everyone intentionally, and for that, we should hate her, cockteasing to get ahead is the basis of strippers, and that makes them the worst…taking advantage of us and our weaknesses …it’s the equivalent of men sexualizing women…because the women are sexualizing themselves to get ahead,…making us weak and possibly punished for the boner they gave us…

Point being, it looks like she’s on the bottom feeding bikini shoot for the paparazzi because sites like bikini pics desperation….

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Why would I only do one Bella Thorne post today – when I can do two!!

I mean this girl works so hard at putting on bikinis, going to the gym and pretty much doing nothing all day but rocking her “social media” accounts…to help create more buzz around her, more celebrity, more fame….and most importantly…to convince us that she just turned 18…

I guess it’s working, because I’m buying into the lies she’s pushing because she’s normally half naked, but innocently half naked, half naked with purpose…for a very prolific acting career….she needs dudes jerking off to her…and I’m pretty sure she’s got that…based on my penis in my hand right now…

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Hollywood chicks are so fucking cheesy…but then again I guess it’s the general way the young people of today are…that’s not to say that Bella Thorne is young, I’m still convinced she’s in her 40s which could be an overshot, but definitely not just turned 18, unless she’s had some hard life and hit puberty when she was 4….

Point being, that hip hop is so fucking white, it’s pop music, and even when girls get naked in photoshoots, their intentions, no matter how wordy and annoying they are about it, just isn’t authentic.

The world used to have some edge, some flavor, some attitude, now it’s all one big Disney Sponsored McDonald’s ad…I mean just the other day I was watching some story on some girl celebrating her ABORTION that went viral for being shocking, I googled the site, and it’s owned by fucking DISNEY

EVEN edgy hipster abortion stories are fucking DISNEY produced..

Fuckers…who fuck…girls like this…sexualizing them…to market them and they just accept it with open hard, open mouth, and tight gripped palms…

Either way, she’s trying to get a viral dance, let’s see her keep up this narcissistic hustle..I dig it.

Here are some SUPER HIGH RES SCREENSHOTS

Here she is doing fitness porn….because gotta put out that jerk off material..

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Remember when I said Bella Thorne is 40 and it made someone really mad even though he didn’t know who Bella Thorne was…

You don’t? Right, because you don’t read this bullshit…

But because of a guy who got mad about Bella Thorne being 40, I like to bring up that she looks 40….but a fit 40….like the kind of 40 year old who spend the last 20 years as a sugar baby because she got knocked up young 40…so her body bounced back and her hefty child support checks allow for a solid trainer…

This girl works her social media, her own phone camera, like she loves herself and no one even knows what show’s she’s on…but she’s on shows…

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I wonder what message Bella Thorne is trying to send….

” #longhairdontcare #brunette #tan #streetfashion”

But it seems intellectual…so well thought out….so inspiring..

This is the kind of shit that will take kids in the right direction, it will show them the way – and teach them what is morally right and what will improve their lives as inspired and productive people…

This is everything….they need to know…

Here are her feet..

She was also at an event…in white…because her loving herself, whoring herself, self promoting herself, has paid off….

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Turns out that like every young personality, Bella Thorne has had work done. She’s the ginger Kylie Jenner, with lips and a new nose to make her more marketable, they are actresses and Feminists and doing this to themselves to get more jobs is nothing new, it’s just the way things work in this superficial world, and who would want her natural looks, when you can buy that shit and make it more “kardashian”….maybe it’s puberty…

I would have expected her to have surgery, but that’s becaause…
She’s also the premise of a movie I am working on – about a 40 year old stage mom who moves to LA from Florida to whore out her kids after the divorce, you know to live that famous life she always wanted but got pregnant too young to pursue, only for her kids to not be down with the idea, cuz acting is cheesy and they’re too hip for that…forcing her, Bella Thorne, to take their place and pretend she’s 18….

Either way, vapid self absorbed bullshit….working out..

In a bikini…

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Bella Thorne loves herself, or at least loves to market herself the best way a girl can market herself, through posing slutty in an era of no slut shaming, where you can be a feminist, and use your sexuality to manipulate men to give you what you want, then yell sexually harassment when they don’t give you what you want…

She’s also the premise of a movie I am working on – about a 40 year old stage mom who moves to LA from Florida to whore out her kids after the divorce, you know to live that famous life she always wanted but got pregnant too young to pursue, only for her kids to not be down with the idea, cuz acting is cheesy and they’re too hip for that…forcing her, Bella Thorne, to take their place and pretend she’s 18….

This movie will happen. I will sue.

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Some dude was really upset that I call Bella Thorne 40, because she looks fucking 40, and my brand of comedy is to repeat myself until it is awkward and uncomfortable for everyone involved.

I call her a 40 year old pretending to be a recently turned 18 year old, because it is good marketing….dude’s love that tween shit, even if the girl playing an 18 year old is in her 40s….

It’s called “TEEN PORN”…none of those girls are 18, but they look more 18 than Bella Thorne.

I just think it’d be a great story line…for a really terrible movie….that I write about everyday – so when it happens you know I was robbed…

About a Stage Mom with Hipster Kids who Don’t Want anything to do with Mainstream stars, Decides to go to an Audition she finally set up at Disney type company, where she pretends to be her 18 year old kid, gets the part and is forced to build her celebrity as an 18 year old and not get caught…doing the Bella Thorne self loving, self promotion, self promotion, narcissist….instagram slutty bullshit…

No 18 year old needs to be at the gym as much as this one – she’s 40.

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