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2016

23

Mar

Bella Thorne’s Shitty Topless Pic and Other Attention Seeking of the Day

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I can’t go a day without posting on this Bella Thorne “actress”…who is working as a social media whore by promoting her rockin’ body she’s at the gym everyday to get..and what I guess look like fake tits, not that it matters..it’s just what this video is tellng me…


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I like the winky face, we get it, you like to be shameless in your self promotion because you love yourself and it is working out pretty well…so have fun with it..

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Well apparently, she’s starting to snap nude pics she censors with emoji too (top pic)…and I support actors trying to take the power back from the social media influencers we can assume will no longer exist eventually, when marketers realize they are just lame, talentless, boring people who know digital marketing, and how to engage people, which I guess means they are going no where, and the actors will be obsolete, while thee influencers become what the AVON lady is…

Not that it matters, what matters is that I still think she’s 40.

Here she is holding hands with her friends to get you into believing she’s a lesbian or into threesomes like most girls are..

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2016

22

Mar

Bella Thorne Went to the Gym of the Day

Bella Thorne’s got a tight fucking body…and she’s got this shameless self promotion that is subtle, even comedic, in a fun and innocent way, an art I assume she crafted in her 40 years of trying to become famous, before realizing “just pretent to be 17 (now 18)”…unless she’s just a product of stage parents, who moved to LA to exploit their kids, and she is, up on some Taylor Swift kick, but without the shitty songs, but instead an acting career she subsidizes, since actors make shit money, by social media whoring….in all the right ways..

Her caption was: I usually don’t do upper body..but I was down to do a little back 🙂 I’m bringing sexy back. Get it..? I’m working out my back..?

Brilliant…relevant..current…now…ass…that ass…straddling..good job Disney, or whoever created her…it’s been a solid campaign…

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2016

21

Mar

Bella Thorne Spread Legged in a Bikini for Snapchat of the Day

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Bella Thorne is the future…EVEN if I am convinced she’s a 40 year old ex-stripper who focuses on her fitness and is smart enough to know how to use her sexuality to manipulate people into following her…because young girls are usually bad at being subtle slutty, or casual slutty, or oblivious slutty, where thy act so innocent in their slutty, that it hardly seems like she’s spread legged in a bikini on snapchat…

It’s brilliant, simple, and brilliant…and I am a fan of everything she’s putting out.

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2016

17

Mar

Bella Thorne Bikini Leprechaun of the Day

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It’s St Patricks Day and there’s nothing more Irish than a ginger, and there’s no other ginger, rocking her fiery red hair, that we can assume fires up her crotch if she’s cool enough to have a bush, rather than go bald like an early 2000s Paris Hilton or Kim Kardashian, who has no choice but to control her body hair seeing as she’s a fucking Sasquatch…

Not that this has to do with Kim K, it’s Bella Thorne, the only 40 year old who pretends she’s 18, teen actress, who is sexualizing herself with a virtual wink, like “I know what I’m doing”..this social media shit is a joke you horny fucks..

And I’m very into whatever she’s selling…she’s the best thing going on in pop culture / media / acting, in an era of everyone wanting to be famous at least on instagram, it just seems more legit when she’s got an acting career to back it up…

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I still love this video of her telling her BF to fuck her ass..

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2016

16

Mar

Bella Thorne’s Bikini Porn of the Day

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40 year old Bella Thorne…deserves an academy award for being subtly comedic in her slutty behavior that gets every blog writing about her daily…not that people even read blogs, but that must be helping her get more and more famous…

It’s like take instagram model tactics, add some professionalism and budget to it, and maintain your slut to be not super slutty, just slutty enough, that people remain engaged…

It’s like – she’s just a girl in a bikini sprawled out on the dude she fucks…like a pornstar…but it’s innocent fun…despite how many people are jerking off to it.

I still like this video of her telling her famous actor boyfriend to “FUCK THIS” as she slaps her ass – to which he says “This is for my public snap”….and she says “it’s ok”…oh my god…because that is the kind of girl she is…my kind of girl..

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2016

15

Mar

Bella Thorne Pops That Booty of the Day

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At least Bella Thorne Gets it…

I know what you are all thinking but I was realllllly trying to climb in that bird cage ..

Can’t hate a girl with a sense of humor using social media to win, in the most basic of ways, if anything all girls should be doing this…and I guess all girls are doing this…as they should…

They call it the dumbing down of America, just a group of primates excited by a tit because all they do is watch porn all day… but I call it amazing….

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Here is a video of her asking for sex…

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2016

11

Mar

Bella Thorne in Lingerie of the Day

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Bella Thorne is 40 and I like to promote anything she’s doing. Not because I like her or think she’s all that hot or great or interesting. She’s pretty fucking basic, standard and her tactics are obvious….but for some reason I have this fantasy I obsess over, where she’s 40 and a mom, and this is her trolling us in some documentary on how dumb we are as a people, buying into some slutty pics of some girl who claims to be 18…

I keep saying the same story, but yes, that’s what obsessing is. I mean I could go into her career, some bullshit stories about her fitness routine, or what her diet or love life is. I could help perpetuate her, or I could talk about the sexual things I would do to her when she was asleep at a college party, knowing I wouldn’t get expelled from college, because I’m not even a student there…I watched some college rape documentary last night that Lady Gaga wrote the song for…and she’s rumored to be college age…but college and college rape doesn’t apply to her…when you can just focus on the superficial self promotion…who only fucks to get ahead…her hippie stage parents taught her right…

I’d much rather look at her thinking she’s a soccer mom who likes fitness…

Either way, she’s in lingerie for some magazine…that may not be an authentic magazine, you never know with all these instagram accounts…but that is something…that gets her half naked which excites everyone….mainly you…

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2016

11

Mar

Bella Thorne’s Fitness of the Day

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Bella Thorne is a solid 40 year old who is always in the gym, who fucking loves to have people take pics of her from behind…it’s so casual…organic…barely crying for attention when clearly crying for attention and it’s working. People are talking. Her fans are masturbating to her and she can play off that she’s not being a suggestive cockteasing slut, and that this isn’t actually a butt shot, but rather just her at the gym…not calculating or calculated at all…bullshit…obviously…but this is the only way these characters can make money and exist…thanks to the feminist movement, we can’t judge her for using her body, showing off her body, that she clearly takes care of, to inspire other girls to get in the gym, so they too can post butt shots to gain traction in entertainment….

Works for me.

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2016

08

Mar

Bella Thorne’s Mooch Sister of the Day

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A day is not a day if I don’t post fame whoring, self promoting, shameless yet casually low level slutty in her content, calculated cock tease, always in the gym, pretending to be 18 but actually in her late 30s and a mom of three who does this when she’s not helping the kids with their homework…

I am repetitive on this fit body only because I have fucked 18 year olds in the last decade and none spend their lives in the gym and when they do, they don’t look like this…but maybe, it’s hormones in the food, hitting puberty at a young age due to stresses caused by her family whoring her out…

But I still post Bella Thorne everyday, I don’t feel compete if I don’t…she’s manipulated her way into my content cycle…clever thing…for International Women’s Day…reminding girls they can be commodities…

She’s already recruited her hipster sister, who I am convinced is actually her daughter, to pull off the same hustle…cash in when you can….with fitness porn…because you’re still hireable in you slutting…

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2016

07

Mar

Bella Thorne Body of the Day

Bella Thorne brought out her bikini body that she’s created by being an 18 year old who is always in the fucking gym…but that wasn’t enough – she also decided to do a dance to really bring it all home – to make it casual, fun, quirky, weird…and half naked…in a bathing suit, that’s not slutty or porn but can be if enough people jerk of to it…

Fascinating….

She tries really fucking hard, but I guess you have to to stand out amongst every other girl fighting for the same fucking thing, it’s cheesy, it’s Disney bullshit, these girls have always existed, there cheesy has become cheesy and half naked cheesy which is the kind of cheesy we all like…

Here’s another one of her dances…

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