Some dude who attacked me on Twitter, claiming to never read the site because I am apparently the whiniest bitch of the internet since I write my content for girls and not for bros, which means I say things like “Holy shit, this girl is a narcissistic cunt, every fucking day is an excuse to post a slutty pic that can be positioned as not being slutty, so that her dude fans who think she’s hot can get a little fucking cock tease, like she was a non-nude model from early internet…never showing nipple but charging 30 dollars a month to motherfuckers who though maybe one day she would”….

Or what really upset him was that I call her a 40 year old pretending to be a recently turned 18 year old, because I know 18 year olds and they don’t have bodies like this, and I know 18 year olds who do have bodies and they never have to go to the fucking gym, and with modern botox you can pull off 18 at 40 with enough lying and no real reference point for us to catch that lie, so like I said yesterday, it’d be a great movie by the girl from Pitch Perfect starring Amy Schumer and Jennifer Aniston or Cameron Diaz because that’s what makes hit movies…

Elevator Pitch, Stage Mom with Hipster Kids who Don’t Want to be Mainstream successes, Decides to go to an Audition she set up at Disney for her kids, pretending to be her kid, only she gets the part and is now forced with building her celebrity as an 18 year old and not get caught…bitch needs to STAGE PARENT HER GODDAMN SELF.

Brilliant. Get me two fucking RAZZIES..

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This bitch just doesn’t fucking stop. Everyday is a goddamn fitness picture of her in sports bra and leggings showing off some bullshit, whether it is a toned stomach or a big ass….and today…she’s manipulating her fan base of perverts with her sweat…

I’m pretty sure I was wringing out my hair …because I WAS THAT SWEATY

This is just further proof she’s a 40 year old with the right botox trolling America, finally breaking into the industry, after a lifetime of trying, only to get some fake birth certificate and a meeting at Disney or whatever kids’s show production company she works for, where she used her skills as a 40 year old dick sucker to suck their dick…making them think “damn this 15 year old sucks dick like a grown up” before cumming down her throat…it’s how the industry works you know..

No 18 year old needs to work out this much and if she is, it’s because she needs to to maintain the body 40 year old women need to work everyday at to have…

Either way, it’s every fucking day with this one…

UPDATE – SHe posted hard nipple pics….in some more self indulgent nonsense…

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Every fucking day this Bella Thorne girl takes a series of selfies, celebrating her tits and her ass, like some some obsessed narcissist cunt, that we can assume she is, whether she’s 40 years old like I predict she is, pretending to be an 18 year old, acting like how all the 18 year olds act, pretty pumped about her trolling the world…or if she’s an 18 year old acting like all the 18 year olds act…it’s still a series of self documentation, staring at herself, sharing her every move with the creepy perverts who are into her…and I don’t think that this is going to end that well…but then again, I’m not a psychiatrist or even a sociologist, maybe everything that has been wrong in humanity the last 2000 years, we haven’t spent enough time looking at ourselves, thinking about ourselves, with our heads so far up our hot fit asses…leading to war, famine, natural disaster. ETC.

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Bella Thorne just keeps on going, this girl is working it as hard as she can, and I’m convinced she’s in her 40s and a mom…I keep saying that and it is ok because no one reads the site….if she’s not 40 and is actually 18…I would be forced to question genetics and hormones in the food…either way I can’t be too sure because I don’t care…just keeping the booty coming, skinny fit white girl booty…

Booty that I think I should contrast with Venus or Serena who are also using social media for their booty, because I figured why not contrast a white ginger “18” year old girl…and whatever the fuck this is athlete thickness is…it brings me joy…because I don’t need to do a dedicated post for each….

Fuck it, while I am at it, why not post this Aubrey O’Day who is really just a hybrid of a Williams Sister and the Bella Thorne, only less relevant but just as thirsty with the ass and titty pics…maybe one day someone will care about her fatter than Bella Thorne, less fat that Serena Williams ass…but I doubt it.

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I find it funny, that a relatively unknown actress, from some show that only pervert dad’s forced to watch would know, has managed to break through on social media…to the point where all she has to do is post her fit body in workout gear and the blogs and dudes go nuts…

I am convinced she’s 40 and trolling all of us, showing us how easy it is to make it, but even if she is 18, it’s still a fucking troll that people are freaking out over her, she’s not that exciting or interesting, but yet everyone loves her…I blame her tits….those goddamn tits..

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