I felt bad about making fun of Bettie Page when she was in a coma about to die. I mean no one deserves to die, even if they are 85 year old or if they are sinners, because I am not one to judge since I love whores. I just realize I was being a little harsh, and I’ve been fighting with myself over it, because I never feel guilt and by fighting myself I mean I totally forgot and went out on a bit of a bender, but maybe that’s just my way to mourn.
But then I came across this last Bettie Page photoshoot, I took it as a sign, and I figured I’d throw it up as a tribute to her life, so this is from one of her last photoshoots before she disappeared and refused to be photographed ever again because she gained a few pounds in her retirement, a few pounds that are probably the reason she had that fatal heart attack…..what? too soon?
Rockabilly Pin-up Alternative Model Fat Chicks are probably not getitng out of bed today, mourning the soon to be loss of their idol, the God of their movement, the girl who inspired them to wear Corets, Vintage Lingerie and cut their bangs short and stupid, the one and only Bettie Page, who up until today, I thought was already dead, is about to die.
I am kinda upset that she is still alive and that I was wrong in thinking that she was already dead because a few years ago, I went through a phase where I’d only jerk off to nude pics of dead chicks, because some crazy part of me thought their spirit would be watching and that I wouldn’t be jerking off alone. I spent a solid 2 months on this kick and occassionally was jerking off to what I thought was a Betty Page’s dead pussy when it was in it’s 1950s prime, when I was really jerking off to some alive and well grandmother’s not quite dead pussy when it was in it’s prime and her spirit wasn’t in the room with me, but in some retirement community playing shuffle board. I feel like the 3 orgasms I’ve had over this bitch, thinking I was being all naughty with her and shit, were lies and I can’t get them back.
I hate you Bettie Page for robbing me of those orgasms, you were dead to me long ago, but here’s an R.I.P. motherfucker in advance.
I guess she deserves some thanks for being the leader of girls getting naked for money and without her being there willing to sacrifice her dignity for male attention and money, who knows what other slut of her time would have stepped in to lead the way. I guess we’d need Bill and Ted to figure that out and should appreciate her efforts to in innovating porn.
Here are some videos of her hot 1950s tits and remember you’ve always got Dita Von Teese’s shitty Betty Page Impersonation anytime you want to reconnect.
