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Archive for the Black Category

2008

08

Apr

American Beauty Queens of the Day

I am not a racist, I am not going to say that any part of the song is appropriate for the video. I am going to say that some people have some pretty sick fetishes and when I look at scantily clad fat chicks, no matter what their ethnic background is, I feel like someone down the line has given them some bad advice. Those people are usually perverts who can’t get pussy or weirdos who had fat moms and think that’s how women are supposed to look and make them feel good about being pigs, but all I want to do is lock my fuckin’ fridge to the ground or some shit, for fear that these pigs won’t take the time to open it to see what’s inside and just down the whole fuckin’ thing whole and when that’s done, they’ll move to the couch and eat that too. On their way down the street for their after meal walk, they’ll swallow every chick that crosses their path and still have room for desert. These bitches are fatter than Perez, but then again so am I and so is my wife, and you don’t see me walking around showing off my balls, even though I should….

I guess none of this matters and that I am still drunk, but know that whatever the fuck’s going on in this video, it’s fuckin’ wrong except for maybe their huge tits, but that’s just because I know how to focus my attention to what’s really important and that’s all I have to say about that.

Posted in:Black|Obesity|Sluts|stepTV

2007

26

Dec

I am – Kim Kardashian’s Got Jungle Fever of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Kim Kardashian and her black boyfriend doing some shopping. I was going to write about how she’s got jungle fever, but bitch has had so much black dick in her life, she’s pretty much Denzel Washington, so going after black cock isn’t anything out of the ordinary.

Either way, I am all for interracial couples because I know that black dudes love fucking fat white chicks and now fat assed armenian chicks, and I don’t, so they can have them. I also know that fat chicks love fuckin’ black dudes because they have dicks big enough to make it past the point of entry of their boxes and can actually penetrate them. If this bitch was to get with one of you small penised motherfuckers, you wouldn’t even be able to get your tip in, it’d be like trying to reach for that jar of peanut butter on the top shelf of your cupboard without a stool, where no matter how hard you reach for it, you always fall short, because the forces of nature are working against you.

Sure, there’s that whole sex tape she had with a black dude proving that once you go black you never go back because no white guy will take you back, but that shit’s just a myth, because if any girl offered you her cunt, you’d be in no position to say no, because you take what you can get and let’s face it, no girl’s ever asked you to fuck her before so you’d be distracted by your excitement to stop, no matter how racist you are.


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Posted in:Black|Jungle Fever|Unsorted

2007

04

Dec

I am – Eve’s Got Some Fuckin’ Cleavage of the Day

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I got some hate mail that I don’t post enough black girls, because apparently some of you people are black or into black chicks an I am for welcoming different ethnicities because drunenstepfather is a worldly organization that doesn’t close it’s doors on anyone, because I can’t. It’s the internet and you can’t tell who’s who or what’s what and that’s why I don’t have enough hot girls reading this shit.

Either way, here are some pictures of Eve’s cleavage because rumor has it that she’s black and not just wearing make-up, even though she probably hopes those shitty tattoos were make up, because now they are there for life. I asked this black dude I know from the building what he thought of Eve’s tits and he told me they were small, so she’s obviously rockin’ a push-up bra, and despite it being misleading as shit, I’ll never bang Eve, so I’m happy lookin’ at her cleavage no matter where shit came from.

I knew a girl who had these massive fuckin’ tits. She told me that she wasn’t always stacked like that and that she had a choice to make when she was in her 20s whether to save up for breast implants or eat junk food and fast food as much as possible, knowing that eventually shit would wind up in her tits. What she didn’t sign up for was the ass and gut that came with her plan, but the 5 dollars a day was still easier to spend than the $5k in one shot. It was strictly a financial decision and she’s still working the strip club and making money offering discount dances, because it turns out dudes like fat chicks when it means saving money. Cuddles.


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Posted in:Black|Eve|Unsorted

2006

08

Feb

Beyonce's HUGE Ass

Too much fried chicken is what I think when I see Beyonce’s ass. I am not saying that because it’s some racial – chicken/watermelon/fat blond chick/ too lazy to work statement. I am saying it cuz she’s all over the fucking Popeyes, she had a sponsorship and got to eat free friend chicken all the time. The problem is that all the weight went to her ass and legs, and although guys pretend to like women who are hefty downtown, we really don’t, we just put up with it, cuz when you have a big ass, you usually have big tits, and we like tits….so point of the story is Beyonce is fat, and i will get a ton of motherfuckers disputing that…but guess what asshole, I have pictures to prove it.

Posted in:Ass|Beyonce|Black|huge|Unsorted

2006

08

Feb

Beyonce’s HUGE Ass

Too much fried chicken is what I think when I see Beyonce’s ass. I am not saying that because it’s some racial – chicken/watermelon/fat blond chick/ too lazy to work statement. I am saying it cuz she’s all over the fucking Popeyes, she had a sponsorship and got to eat free friend chicken all the time. The problem is that all the weight went to her ass and legs, and although guys pretend to like women who are hefty downtown, we really don’t, we just put up with it, cuz when you have a big ass, you usually have big tits, and we like tits….so point of the story is Beyonce is fat, and i will get a ton of motherfuckers disputing that…but guess what asshole, I have pictures to prove it.

Posted in:Ass|Beyonce|Black|huge|Unsorted