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2009

Feb

George Lucas and His Jungle Fever Tits of the Day

Who knew George Lucas got pussy….here I thought he was like all his Star Wars fan and unintentionally celibate, you know a bi-product of being into aliens and space travel and sci-fi, you know like he was the leader of the pack or some shit. Then I see these pictures of him with his girlfriend and her tits and not only does she have a pussy but that pussy is black pussy. Now that may not seem like an accomplishment to you, but I once heard some black guy talking about how black guys go for any white pussy, you know you can have an oversized sack of shit of a girl that you’d think no one in the world would want to fuck, but as long as she’s white there will be line up of brothers getting in line and taking a fucking number to get down with her, but black girls only go for a handful of white cock and that white cock has got to be pretty fucking substantial, you know rich or huge, or famous, or really good looking because they don’t waste time with average white guys since their penises don’t fit in and shit. I really wonder what attracted to her to him, maybe it was the little piece of movie history that his face is what the Ewok costume was modeled after….maybe he’s got a huge cock…but I’m going with it’s because he’s worth a fucking lot of money.

BONUS – Kelly Pickler also has Jungle Fever and went on a Fashion Show Date with Miss Africa USA proving that Idol Really Opened Her Up to Top Notch Celebrity Friendships….

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2009

Feb

Lady Gaga Performing for Black History Month of the Day

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I figured since Black dudes will pretty much fuck anything that is white, and since Lady Gaga has a fat ass and busted face, that she should be the mascot for Black History Month here on DrunkenStepfather.com.

Here are some pictures of her sloppy ass performing in some stupid outfit, with you guessed it…a black dude who she rides on stage giving us a preview of the role playing that goes on on the tour bus, you know “Slave Master’s Daughter getting sodomized by Samson’s huge Black Dick in the Plantation Field”.

Posted in:Black History Month|Jungle Fever|Lady Gaga

2008

Jun

Shannon Elizabeth’s Got Jungle Fever of the Day

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I love how pissed off dudes get when they see a bitch they want to fuck or a bitch that they have fucked rockin’ out with a brother. I don’t think anything can piss a white dude off more than knowing a black dude has been up in a bitch first. I was talking to a friend the other day who told me that shit was going well with his chick and was thinking about asking her to move in with him, then in a game of truth or dare amongst friends at a dinner party (because my friend is a fucking yuppie faggot who goes to couple parties to play truth or dare in hopes of hearing something hot that he can jerk off to because he can’t fuck other chicks), he found out that his girlfriend’s ex, that he knew all about and that he knew was the first to give her an orgasm and the first to fuck her up the ass and the first dude who knocked her up that lead to her first abortion or miscarriage was Black and he freaked out and dumped her. Now, this may not sound crazy to some of you racist fucks, but it sounded crazy to me, because he was about to move in with the girl and just because she got black dick before him, she was disgusting to him and damaged fuckin’ goods.

Shit like that never bothered me, maybe because I am brown and think white dudes are boring, suburban and lame, maybe it’s because I know black dudes have more game and know how to play a bitch better and get what he wants out of them and respect that, maybe it’s cuz I know girls are sluts who like getting ravaged by huge cocks and white dudes aren’t up for the task, but whatever it is, who cares.

What I do care about is why more white people aren’t hating on Kim Kardashian for fucking a black dude, you’d figure if you’d go so far to dump your girlfriend or never date the hot chick who wants you for doing the same thing, the least you could do is carry that racism over into your sexual fantasies and ignore eveything Kardashian does in hopes that she disappears, instead you sit there and jerk off to her like some kind of pervert because you are one.

Here’s some Shannon Elizabeth with a black dude who she may or may not be fucking.

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2008

Apr

I got Jungle Fever For Montana of the Day

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Her name is Montana and she’s some big breasted whore of a black chick, who wears sheer tops and tapes her nipples so that she can keep her outfit PG and not get dirty looks when at the store buying her illegitimate baby some formula.

The truth is that I am hooked on black girls right now, in my life I’ve got none because they tend to hate me and my ignorant ways and because I’ve never lived in the suburbs where middle class people of all races and culture mingle at block parties, in schools and at the mall, but I am from the gutter where all races and cultures hate each other and run from each other or get killed by each other over stolen bikes and $5 worth of crack.

The point is that I went to the strip club and fell in love with some 19 year old Naomi Campbell dark, tall, glamorous girl who told me she was classy. I wrote the story yesterday but can’t get the thought of her YouTube worthy ass shake out of my head. I pretty much live on the internet so everything I see reminds me of the Internet. It’s depressing but not as depressing as finding out that most guys don’t like the booty shake dance and just find it played out, but I’m not one of those guys. That shit hypnotizes me and for some reason black girls do it best. I guess it has to do with having a natural rhythm, like they are genetically coded to understand drums and chants because it’s been a huge part of their culture while running away from lions, Rhinos and all other African Safari animals like the AIDS virus and famine.

I guess this girl Montana may not be all about her ass, like my girl was but that’s probably because she’s stacked and likes to focus on her good parts but she is definitely a step-up/stomp the yard from that other Montana who Disney created and who hasn’t even been in puberty long enough to have tits.

Posted in:Jungle Fever|Montana

2007

Dec

I am – Kim Kardashian’s Got Jungle Fever of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Kim Kardashian and her black boyfriend doing some shopping. I was going to write about how she’s got jungle fever, but bitch has had so much black dick in her life, she’s pretty much Denzel Washington, so going after black cock isn’t anything out of the ordinary.

Either way, I am all for interracial couples because I know that black dudes love fucking fat white chicks and now fat assed armenian chicks, and I don’t, so they can have them. I also know that fat chicks love fuckin’ black dudes because they have dicks big enough to make it past the point of entry of their boxes and can actually penetrate them. If this bitch was to get with one of you small penised motherfuckers, you wouldn’t even be able to get your tip in, it’d be like trying to reach for that jar of peanut butter on the top shelf of your cupboard without a stool, where no matter how hard you reach for it, you always fall short, because the forces of nature are working against you.

Sure, there’s that whole sex tape she had with a black dude proving that once you go black you never go back because no white guy will take you back, but that shit’s just a myth, because if any girl offered you her cunt, you’d be in no position to say no, because you take what you can get and let’s face it, no girl’s ever asked you to fuck her before so you’d be distracted by your excitement to stop, no matter how racist you are.

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