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2017

05

Apr

Models in Swimsuits of the Day

One of my least favorite photoshoot concepts or series is the staged catalog bikini shoot.

I don’t know why, it just bothers me. The pictures are fucking cheesy and contrived. There is no soul, it’s just cookie-cutter nonsense, plastic, superficial, not creative, interesting, inspiring, exciting…it’s been done, it’s repetitive, it’s fucking stupid…but it’s still hot bitches posing in make-up, under good light, on the beach…in bikinis….

Zero raw, fully sterile, posing like idiots….Toni Garrn, Blanca Padilla, Georgia Fowler and Ophelie Guillermand (I posted her tits yesterday) in bikinis…

Because it is still models in bikinis….even if everything about the pictures are the fucking worst.

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2015

11

Mar

Blanca Padilla for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

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Blanca Padilla is a Victoria’s Secret model, which means she makes less than 100k a year, but is surrounded by rich dudes looking for Victoria’s Secret brides to justify their billions of dollars, so being hot enough for Victoria’s Secret, even if they don’t pay, that stamp of approval is perfect for getting you places with some of the key sugar daddies you need to be a baby for…

I don’t know where shes from, but I know where she’s going..they are all on the same program…the rich dude program…and that’s to a magical place…filled with good things…all it takes is being tall..

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2015

05

Mar

Blanca Padilla for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

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Blanca Padilla is the latest girl to get the Victoria’s Secret machine to support her, promote her,and pay her as much as 2000 dollars a day for 50 days a year to work for them…

She is Spanish, and like Spanish cured meat, sausage, wine…I am a into what she’s bringing…but she does make me wonder why every Spanish woman I’ve ever encountered in my everyday life has been hairy-faced, dumpy as fuck with shitty tits and ass…angry about everything…but maybe it has something to do with the only Spanish girls I’ve ever met were working the check out counter at a Spanish grocery store in the middle of canada…because I guess like every culture, there’s at least one decent looking one tall enough to be a model, and when there is Victoria’s Secret usually abducts them for low paid work and Leonardo DiCaprio bearding because it is good for the brand and all these bitches are interchangeable…

Good times.

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