Ophelie Guillermand Archives Archive

2017

15

Aug

Ophelie Guillermand for Swimsuit Company of the Day

Her name is Ophelie Guillermand…this is her Ophelie Guillermand Website …these pics for a swimsuit line….that showcase her awesome tits….in a hipster setting…by an overrated but well paid photographer who does that piss soaked style and gets lots of love for it…because the world is stupid…but this isn’t about her…or the images of hers that I’ve rudely stolen….this is about Ophelie Guillermand….

I know nothing about Ophelie Guillermand…but do I really need to know anything about her, maybe this is everything there is to her, and that’s good enough for me, since that body…a body…that body…is banging…

I’m going to assume she’s french, and french girls put out on the first date, joie to vivre or some shit, so that makes her more fun…but not quite fun enough because her tits out pulled out, which they are supposed to be, it’s the french way..you know…

Here’s some pics from her instagram…damn this girl looks good…

Posted in:Ophelie Guillermand|SFW

2017

05

Apr

Models in Swimsuits of the Day

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One of my least favorite photoshoot concepts or series is the staged catalog bikini shoot.

I don’t know why, it just bothers me. The pictures are fucking cheesy and contrived. There is no soul, it’s just cookie-cutter nonsense, plastic, superficial, not creative, interesting, inspiring, exciting…it’s been done, it’s repetitive, it’s fucking stupid…but it’s still hot bitches posing in make-up, under good light, on the beach…in bikinis….

Zero raw, fully sterile, posing like idiots….Toni Garrn, Blanca Padilla, Georgia Fowler and Ophelie Guillermand (I posted her tits yesterday) in bikinis…

Because it is still models in bikinis….even if everything about the pictures are the fucking worst.

Posted in:Blanca Padilla|Georgia Fowler|Ophelie Guillermand|SFW|Toni Garrn

2017

04

Apr

Ophélie Guillermand TITS of the Day

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Ophélie Guillermand is some model with a lot of followers – so I assume she’s important – even though this is the first time I’ve heard of her….

Between all the girls being thrown at us from every industry…movies, music, TV, Fashion, lingerie, Swim, Porn,hip hop ratchet…and all the girls throwing themselves at us on instagram, snapchat, TUMBLR in their slutty selfies…and all the girls on tinder, or in real life at stripclubs or bottle service or even working at Starbucks as a BARISTA…exposing themselves and sending nudes…

It is impossible to keep track of them…you see because every girl is a slutty, exhibitionist, attention seeker…

So this Ophélie Guillermand…is apparently in the top 50 models in the world, sounds legit, and more important than “some girl who shows her tits on the itnernet”…making this fire more premium to digest…like a fine wine…versus malt liquor…the pussy version…

She’s from France, so topless is like wearing a shirt…and here are the tits regardless because topless to me…will always be topless to attempt to jerk off to even if I need more anus exposed to actually get off…These are some big natural juicy old tits…foreplay…

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2015

24

Mar

Ophelie Guillermand for Zimmermann of the Day

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Her name is Ophelie Guillermand…this is her Ophelie Guillermand this is for some Australian Brand called Zimmermann…she is in a bikini.

I know nothing about Ophelie Guillermand…but according to models.com she’s in the top 50 models.

I don’t know if models.com ratings really mean anything….or what it is based on, I don’t know how many models they have on their list of models, I just know….that these pictures happened and whether that is a good thing or not, whether they single-handedly change the world, or inspire someone to not kill themselves or if they get lost amongst the millions of other bikini pics…they still happened…and that’s not very impressive..but it is somethng…just not something very much…