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Archive for the Bow Wow Category

2009

01

Jun

Bow Wow’s Stripper Amateur Music Video of the DAy

Bow Wow’s new video is some Paris Hilton Sex Tape inspired amateur style video of a stripper in her panties while he sings a song called “I Have a Pole in My Basement”.

I guess that’s his pick-up line at the stripclub when trying to lure the whores back to his place, only unlike real life, he cast a girl to rock his pole, because the truth of his homosexuality will fuck up his flow, you know Gay Gangsters are alright, but not all that marketable.

He is gay right? I am pretty sure I saw him riding on Perez Hilton’s float at the Prop 8 rally and by float I mean pink and fluffy ass diddle Soulja Boy Tell Em.

Posted in:Bow Wow|Music Video|Stripper

2008

10

Nov

Lil Bow Wow’s First Sex Scene of the Day

Remember when Lil Bow Wow slaughtered hip hop and took rapping about the hard life, drugs, hoes and money and turned it into some candy coated bullshit about having crushes on girls to infiltrate the mainstream Disney market back when he was 12. Well it looks like he has hit puberty and taken his novelty act to entourage where he has a sex scene with some naked chick, something that would have been pretty criminal a 10 years ago, so criminal you’d go to jail if you owned a copy of it, the same jail where hip hop runs through the shower rape scene drains, a place Bow Wow will never see, because dude’s all hollywood and shit….either way, watch the scene if you’re one of the weirdos who’s been excited about seeing him in a sex scene since he hit the scene like he was an Olsen twin.or if you’re not…

Posted in:Bow Wow|Sex Scene