I am the only dude in the world who is not into Brooklyn Decker…

I think she looks retarded, and I feel like I’ve got to the point in my life, where I don’t need to have sex with retarded girls anymore, mainly because I dont work at the retard facility anymore, and I don’t have to watch them masturbating all day, but also because I’ve grown as a person, and have left those days behind me, mainly because retard bitches are hard to get access to, behind those barbed wire and electric fences…

I don’t know what I’m talking about, but I am convinced Broolyn Decker is only in the media because she married a tennis pro with the most powerful serve…a guy who can get his sports agents and sponsors to force an SI cover…

But she does have great tits, and at least she’s not being a cunt about showing them, and is instead showing them, cuz there’s nothing worse than an actor or model who hides her tits based on some basic conservative christian principles that no one else in the world follows…

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I have had a few argruments with guys at the bar, even though I hate these kinds of coversations, cuz in the grand scheme of things, they just don’t matter and talking celebs is just a waste of fucking time, but an example of how they’ve manipulated their way into our lives via marketing, because we don’t know them, will never know them, and generally just don’t matter in any fucking way….except maybe to make other girls feel like shit about themselves….

These arguments were about Brooklyn Decker, fit body and full tits aside, she looks like she’s got Down’s Syndrome, and the only reason she got the cover of SI is cuz she’s married to a pro athlete, who is more powerful than you realize, and has the best sports agents in the world who can strong arm any sports magazine, and pretty much jeopardize their existence by pulling their exclusive stories and sending them elsewhere unless they give the wife a cover shoot….

She’s not as hot as you think she is, but she is topless in these pics and that makes her hotter than usual cuz I don’t have to look at the retard face, but instead look at her nipple-less breast..in pantyhose…I guess nobody’s perfect…but a lot of people are just good enough….Good times..

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I am one of the few people who think Brooklyn Decker sucks. She’s ugly. I don’t care what you fucking think, or how big her tits are, or how much her sports playing husband with all the sports playing money or connections paid to get her the cover of the Swimsuit edition, she looks fucking retarded, liked handicapped retarded, and big tits or not, retards are only fun to get off to, when no one notices and the security cameras in the home you’re an orderly at are off, cuz it’s really embarrassing when you get busted, fired and threatened of criminal charges….after all your bosses watch you going down on a bitch while changing her diaper….

It’s funny how worked up dudes get when you call this bitch ugly. They take real personal offense, call you gay and tell you that you are just jealous you can’t fuck girls like this, little do they know, I was that guy working as an orderly who didn’t make sure the security cameras were off…so I know what fucking a retard is all about…and the noises that come out of that shit are straight out of a horror movie…FOLLOW ME

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No matter how many appearances these idiots make, and no matter how many times I post the pictures of those appearances, it will never make the movie they are hustling as hard as they can any good….If anything, it reassures the fact that it is just something Adam Sandler ejaculated months ago and happened to stumble upon the used condom where he squeezed out what hadn’t evaporated to try to conceive a half retarded baby in exchange for cold hard cash….This is mainstream Hollywood smut at it’s finest…attached some names, hire the paparazzi to shoot behind the scenes, pretty much whore it to the press, create premieres in every city, tricking the average into thinking this is next level…..but no one cares about that. We like the manufactured crap. We are American and we eat it all up all day….So I’ll just do what I set out to do and post the pictures to prove that Brooklyn Decker is not hot…when clothed, you see her true colors and unfortunately for her, those true colors are an ugly fucking face. Good times.

Here’s Aniston doing some slapstick 3 stooges shit – cuz that’s what her life has become as a spinster…

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I guess the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition is about to hit, cuz they are on the promotional kick, which involves releasing pictures of bitches in bikinis who are meant to be in bikinis, cuz they fill them out the way bikinis are meant to be filled out, but all I see is Brooklyn Decker, a bitch who definitely has the tits for the job, but a face that looks like it was run through “Photobooth” on her mac. All inbred and retarded and shit, and sure that can be ignored when she’s half naked and showing her huge tits….I blame her marrying Andy Roddick, cuz his people are probably the best in the industry when it comes to sports management and sports agents, the kind of people who probably have Sports Illustrated by the fucking balls….which whould explain all the play she gets…unless people have a think for inbred retard looking bitches…which is possible…

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I hate Brooklyn Decker. I am a firm believer she only got the cover of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit because Andy Roddick and his gang of sports agents, managers, sponsors and the World Tennis Association made Sports Illustrated scared they’d lose sponsors, exclusives, interviews with athletes and all the other shit that comes with pissing off very powerful people….They figured the other models who are hotter than here aren’t married to pro athletes, but this is a strategic business move…

She’s blocked me on twitter cuz I call her out on sucking Mandy Moore’s pussy juice off her husband’s dick and possibly for other reasons, like an odd attraction to my bad english…and I’m not talking the band….

What it comes down to is that she’s got big tits, skinny frame, so her Heidi Montag face (and that’s after being photoshopped to shit) can be ignored…

Here she is in Esquire….pushing the boundaries of smut cuz magazines are trying to compete with the internet and as long as they’re doing these photoshoots, they’re doing good enough by my low standards…

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I am going to say something…and you aren’t going to like it….and that something is that Brooklyn Decker is an overrated bikini model with no ass that is pretty uninteresting to look at cuz it has no soul and who is only liked because of marketing and her really awesome tits on a skinny frame….

She was only the SI covergirl cuz she is Mandy Moore’s sloppy seconds and her husband is a pro athlete with a lot of money and connections with Sports media….that’s pretty much all there is to her…a husband who wants to be dating a swimsuit model who has reached the top of the swimsuit model world….even it he had to buy it for her..

And now she’s got cocky and is trying to launch an acting career, cuz that’s what these models who have been working as models since they were 14, who has had nothing but positive re-inforcement all their lives and who have never been told they fucking suck, except maybe by me on TWITTER but she blocked me for that….

Here she is doin’ what she’s good at…getting work cuz she looks good in a bikini….unfortunately hiding the best of her….but still worth lookin’ at cuz I am married to a pig of a woman and this shit is my escape.

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