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2024

22

Jan

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Old Lady Thong Bikini of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio is at the Diaper Age, where you’d expect her to be rocking the adult diapers when she goes out on the town, like the fat lady in the adult diaper commercial, who you wonder why she doesn’t just stay home because the idea that she leaves the house for a night on the town pissing herself and her diaper is pretty fucking disturbing, you have a medical condition menopause, how about you save the comedy show for people who aren’t sitting in their own piss like a toddler……

Instead of the diaper, the Victoria’s Secret model who would never quit Victoria’s Secret and who forced Victoria’s Secret into doing an elaborate rebrand that didn’t include their ANGELS or hot models, in efforts to get rid of this 40 year old without her realizing it, because they couldn’t handle the sadness, depression and self-hatred that would have come if they ended the 25 year partnership between her tits and their cheap made in china products…is wearing a thong bikini.

She’s managed to secure the thong bikini into her senior years, far too old for this little coverage, but she’s committed to the lie that old ladies can wear thongs and who are we to crush her thong bikini wearing dreams….

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2023

17

Oct

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Old Lady in a Thong Bikini of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio is pretty much a dinosaur at this point. She overstayed her time at Victoria’s Secret back when they used to cast hot chicks for their marketing purposes, or at least played up the idea that they cast hot chicks for marketing purposes, when really they just cast the Brazilian they human-trafficked who fucked and sucked the best, you know, it was a different time in the 1960s when she first came up, people in offices would get wasted while at work during lunch meetings. What a time to be alive.

Anyway, in her retirement, the never overly hot from my perspective during her era as a VS Model, is looking a little better than she did at her peak….which makes no sense…

But in this high tech age, she could have been cloned, she could be eating baby fetuses for the stem cells, she could have high tech injections, fitness, fucking diet, clearly these old ladies are up to something while they survive decades longer than they should…

She was spotted in California, in Thong Bikini and I am not seeing any asshole peeking through and that’s disappointing, but not quite as disappointing as her ass gets sucked up into itself due to the natural rot of women.

Check out her pussy vein….THROBBING hard

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2023

09

Aug

Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Tits of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio is about 50 years old, for the majority of her adult life she was sponsored by or owned by Victoria’s Secret and was likely one of the longest running bikini models they had and through it all, I never saw her appeal, I thought she was so basic and boring, yet the people clearly bought what she is selling…

Now that she’s 50 years old or something, she’s actually looking substantially hotter than she did at her prime, maybe it’s updated tits, fillers, filters, AI and photoshop, but she’s finally hotter than I ever thought she was, which makes no sense since she’s 50 years old….which means WITCHCRAFT is happening here and I’d get to the bottom of it, if I wasn’t too busy staring at those tits…

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2022

06

May

Alessandra Ambrosio in a Bikini of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio is not too old to get naked in a bikini, even though she is on paper, because I guess some bitches try a lot harder to maintain a certain body into their old age when the only thing they’ve ever done has been hot half naked or at least well paid and half naked because her entire career as a VS model, I thought she was really fucking average looking and only cast because as a Brazilian she knew that the other Brazilians were trans and if she went public with that, she’d destroy their whole racket….assuming she’s not one of the trans…which I don’t….because we all know men age better than women, women rot, so when these ladies get old as shit and don’t rot, it kind of brings evidence of what I’ve always suspected….

When the trans can pass, they call them TRAPS, or when the menopausal lady looks as good as this at her menopausal age, there’s no harm in looking, even if it’s photoshopped so hard it’s literal “ART”…

I don’t know who the other bitches are…..but I’ll assume at least one is a diversity hire for the direct to consumer brand I assume this is for….LOTS OF ASSUMPTIONS IN THIS POST….the biggest being that she has a biological cunt.

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2022

05

Apr

Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio, who has a similar story as IZA GOULART who I just posted…Some Brazilian model brought to America to work for the biggest underwear brand before it was cancelled….now pushing 40 and looking better than they did when they were in their 20s…confusing me, but not enough to not stare at their crotches to determine if they were born dude, still equipped with balls…or born dude rocking an AI cunt, or born woman, rocking a biological cunt…making her bikini pics in some epic place broke asses like us aren’t allowed like an obstacle course, scavenger hunt, trivia night, murder mystery night….WE NEED THE TRUTH..but not really…because I’ll stare at the bikini pics either way.


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2022

17

Feb

Alessandra Ambrosio Tits on The Beach of the Day

You may not believe in the whole celebs aren’t real, they are just clones, or they get replaced with clones when their host bodies expire…..

You may not believe that celebs are CGI….or just overly aggressive instagram filters, you know the HOLLYWOOD version….

Especially with someone as insignificant as Alessandra Ambrosio….why would they fucking bother…but we don’t understand the inner workings of human trafficking, the model industry, why some are made stars and others aren’t…so we just take it…

But I will say, Ambrosio was not this hot at her hottest and that’s some kind of fucking witchcraft that I don’t understand….WOMEN never get hotter in their 40s….

I could understand the awkward girl in High School developing late, finding her hotness, maybe looking better at 30 than she did at 18….but when someone’s been working as a model for a lingerie brand since she was about 20 being a hotter version of herself at 40…is a fucking mystery…a MYSTERY you can jack off to.


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2022

04

Feb

Alessandra Ambrosio White Bikini of the Day

I am not saying that the Victoria’s Secret people are human traffickers, I’m just saying that the mainstream news seems to think that the founder of Victoria’s Secret, who owned Victoria’s Secret up until recently, was one of the world’s most famous human trafficker financiers…

I don’t believe any of the storylines they feed us on that human trafficker, I think it’s all a cover-up or distraction, because it’s probably FAR worse than what we know, but that’s pretty expected in these things and if it doesn’t affect you, it doesn’t fucking matter really…so let the other people deal with it…while I stare at Ambrosio’s tits.

I just find it fucking weird that she was cast out of all the girls in Brazil to be one of their models, who stuck it out with the brand as long as she has…at the time, she wasn’t that hot….

But I find it weirder that she’s hotter at 40, retired from the brand that I am sure had all kinds of guidelines she had to meet in terms of maintaining her hotness…but for whatever reason waited until 40 to really fucking hit…

It pretty much defies science, which is why I think she either has dirt on the inner workings of the brand….OR…she’s created in a Lab like Josephine Skriver…either way, women don’t age hotter…so SOMETHING SCI/FI must be going on here….I just don’t have the answers and don’t mind going along with it because she looks hot…and that backstory is irrelevant to normies like us.

TITS…are relevant to normies like us….

So focus on that.

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2022

10

Jan

Alessandra Ambrosio Nude of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio is in some titty magazine shoot for ART not SMUT which is basically still SMUT, but you can lure the models in easier by telling them it’s art….

I don’t know what the magazine is, I just know that the pictures have gone viral because they have her round as fuck tits….which makes me think they are likely some aftermarket tits…not doing the best job disproving that she’s a Brazilian Transgender, which was a rumor that I probably perpetuated back in the day, because I never found her to be the hot VS Angel…plus at the time Tranny Porn was a thing, before they called it Transgendered Porn, you know because tranny is hate speech and derogatory…but being in porn getting violated isn’t I guess….YOU CAN’T CALL IT THAT….IT CHEAPENS THE BACKALLEY SHOT ON AN IPHONE PRODUCTION QUALITY OF TRANS SEX…

But yeah, round tits more often than not are small implants, especially when girl is a lingerie model….but I’m not here to hate on the tits that are close to 40 if not already 40…I mean the host body, not the tits, the tits themselves could be weeks old for all we know…and she’s looking better than usual…so rotting isn’t the same for all washed up near menopausal pussy….


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2022

06

Jan

Alessandra Ambrosio Nipples of the Day

This is an Alessandra Ambrosio, Human Trafficked froM Brazil vial Victoria’s Secret, who was one of their top players in her heyday, even though I found her the ugliest of their people, which I guess was still hotter than the dumpster pussy I’m used to, but this isn’t ABOUT me….it’s about marketing a mall brand to the masses and this bitch HUNG onto that gig until she neared 40….why end a good thing….that she probably didn’t full deserve based on all the other hot chicks of the world who would have basically cut off their tits, or in some cases their dicks for a shot a Victoria’s Secret….

Anyway, in the last year or two, despite being old as shit, Ambrosio’s pulled through like an Ambrosio Salad in being the hotter now than when she was 23….WHAT?! I know…

I don’t know if this swilled titty shot is in her geriatric years or a throwback, but I do know it’s part of a book she’s in, probably from the photographer, and her tits, likely fake tits, cuz I’m staring at the nipples to see if they are zombie nips or not and I can’t tell, and does it really matter…so long as they are shitty bolt ons…I’m into it..cuz they tits.
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2021

08

Dec

Alessandra Ambrosio Nude of the Day

I don’t know when Alessandra Ambrosio turned into a horse, maybe she’s been on that IVERMECTIN horse paste to prevent COVID because her people in Brazil have warned her that the vaccine is a kill shot and that COVID is the biggest crime against humanity that these people under the control of the Globalists will never REALIZE because they are hynotized…..you know since Brazil isn’t on their program….

But bitch’s head is looking a little longer than usual…

It could be that she’s a cloned version of herself, which would make sense since she’s old as shit and has been looking better than she ever had which goes against the natural aging process….but I don’t see why they’d bother cloning her…when they can just human traffick another one of her from Brazil…

Either way, she’s nude in bed…..and luckily there’s a pic of her standing nude, where her face looks a little less EQUINE….since I’m more into horses for riding, like a cowboy, not sexually…

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