I don’t think we spend enough time over analyzing the ass of a 45 year old ex-Victoria’s Secret model’s middle aged body after years of her being half naked for the brand.

Ambrosio, who was the VS model who seemingly snuck into the mix and just never left and no one had the heart to tell her to leave, was committed to the brand her entire career as a model, which meant she was doing half naked shoots for the brand for 20 years….

Through it all she was the under the radar, not really that hot, no one actually cared about her amongst all the other hotties and none one ever said “I’m an Ambrosio guy”….but being the middle of the road allows you to go unnoticed and keep on collecting those checks.

Since being forced to retire because VS wanted to drop what they deemed hot chicks and instead work with handicaps, ethnics, retards and fatties….she has spent a lot of time on the beaches in California playing Volleyball….

There has been a constant flow of beach volleyball content and she’s played so hard her ass seems to be turning into two volleyballs…

Is that a BBL…probably…but it could be a muscular ass that looks like two volleyballs at 45….but it’s doubtful….

She’s in a white bathing suit, no fear of getting her period because she’s of that age…but that ass is just silly like a bouncy castle and worth staring apart, ripping apart, while thinking about how you’d rip it apart sexually because you like to think of yourself as a caveman with sexual powers. If only you had a penis that was capable of doing more than just peeing and even that you don’t do so well….

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Based on the roundness of her tits and the facet that she could be a man, these Alessandra Ambrosio tits must be bolt-ons.

Based on her menopausal age, I have no idea why I am revisiting the Victoria’s Secret angel who they never fired and would never retire, but it definitely isn’t to celebrate her.

During the height of her career with the brand that made her very rich, I didn’t find her all that hot and was convinced that along with Gisele and Lima, this Brazilian was a tranny trolling us….so I don’t think her in her 50s would be all that hotter….

The only nice thing about this, besides the bolt-ons is the fact that she maintained being skinny, as a model should…

The weird thing about her is all the creases her ass, or under ass deliver…

It seems like it’s trying to spell out some sort of message….maybe that’s a letter Y….like WHY are you looking at me….or maybe it’s a V saying this is the ONLY V you’ll find on me….

I don’t really know, I don’t speak Brazilian Portuguese…but it’s something…

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Alessandra Ambrosio is at the Diaper Age, where you’d expect her to be rocking the adult diapers when she goes out on the town, like the fat lady in the adult diaper commercial, who you wonder why she doesn’t just stay home because the idea that she leaves the house for a night on the town pissing herself and her diaper is pretty fucking disturbing, you have a medical condition menopause, how about you save the comedy show for people who aren’t sitting in their own piss like a toddler……

Instead of the diaper, the Victoria’s Secret model who would never quit Victoria’s Secret and who forced Victoria’s Secret into doing an elaborate rebrand that didn’t include their ANGELS or hot models, in efforts to get rid of this 40 year old without her realizing it, because they couldn’t handle the sadness, depression and self-hatred that would have come if they ended the 25 year partnership between her tits and their cheap made in china products…is wearing a thong bikini.

She’s managed to secure the thong bikini into her senior years, far too old for this little coverage, but she’s committed to the lie that old ladies can wear thongs and who are we to crush her thong bikini wearing dreams….

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Alessandra Ambrosio is pretty much a dinosaur at this point. She overstayed her time at Victoria’s Secret back when they used to cast hot chicks for their marketing purposes, or at least played up the idea that they cast hot chicks for marketing purposes, when really they just cast the Brazilian they human-trafficked who fucked and sucked the best, you know, it was a different time in the 1960s when she first came up, people in offices would get wasted while at work during lunch meetings. What a time to be alive.

Anyway, in her retirement, the never overly hot from my perspective during her era as a VS Model, is looking a little better than she did at her peak….which makes no sense…

But in this high tech age, she could have been cloned, she could be eating baby fetuses for the stem cells, she could have high tech injections, fitness, fucking diet, clearly these old ladies are up to something while they survive decades longer than they should…

She was spotted in California, in Thong Bikini and I am not seeing any asshole peeking through and that’s disappointing, but not quite as disappointing as her ass gets sucked up into itself due to the natural rot of women.

Check out her pussy vein….THROBBING hard

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Alessandra Ambrosio is not too old to get naked in a bikini, even though she is on paper, because I guess some bitches try a lot harder to maintain a certain body into their old age when the only thing they’ve ever done has been hot half naked or at least well paid and half naked because her entire career as a VS model, I thought she was really fucking average looking and only cast because as a Brazilian she knew that the other Brazilians were trans and if she went public with that, she’d destroy their whole racket….assuming she’s not one of the trans…which I don’t….because we all know men age better than women, women rot, so when these ladies get old as shit and don’t rot, it kind of brings evidence of what I’ve always suspected….

When the trans can pass, they call them TRAPS, or when the menopausal lady looks as good as this at her menopausal age, there’s no harm in looking, even if it’s photoshopped so hard it’s literal “ART”…

I don’t know who the other bitches are…..but I’ll assume at least one is a diversity hire for the direct to consumer brand I assume this is for….LOTS OF ASSUMPTIONS IN THIS POST….the biggest being that she has a biological cunt.

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Alessandra Ambrosio, who has a similar story as IZA GOULART who I just posted…Some Brazilian model brought to America to work for the biggest underwear brand before it was cancelled….now pushing 40 and looking better than they did when they were in their 20s…confusing me, but not enough to not stare at their crotches to determine if they were born dude, still equipped with balls…or born dude rocking an AI cunt, or born woman, rocking a biological cunt…making her bikini pics in some epic place broke asses like us aren’t allowed like an obstacle course, scavenger hunt, trivia night, murder mystery night….WE NEED THE TRUTH..but not really…because I’ll stare at the bikini pics either way.

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