Alessandra Ambrosio may be old as shit by every fucking standard of modeling….but she still looks pretty fucking good…if anything she looks better than she did when she got her start with the Evil Underwear Corporation that financed Epstein and that solidified themselves as heroes when they publicly stated they’d never work with Trannies and Fat chicks, only to fire that guy when it didn’t pan out for them and they borderline went bankrupt, only to hire trannies and fatties to survive..

Yeah…in this era of ugly chicks being models, the models I used to think were ugly are all of a sudden hot as shit, even when they are far too old to be considered hot as shit, at least not on the internet..

I get in your real life, when jerking off to tinder or whatever it is you do, and coming across some mom who’s kids are with the dad for the weekend, looking to get her fat mom pussy fucked for 12 hours to last her the next two weeks of being a mom…you know we do things in real life that we have to do..

For the sake of internet fantasy, you’d think we’d only be dealing with the under 30 year old models, because we fuck old chicks in our day to day….but instead we’re sent back to the old chick models…because they still have the same values and put the same importance on being fit as fuck in this era of “include me cuz I’m fat”….and they end up including htem cuz they are fat…cuz they don’t want to be seen as fat shamers and since fat is easy, laid back, and LAZY….all the babes that could have been are just fat….so we have to go to the babes that were who know that not being fat is what we need out of bikini models.

It’s all so confusing…at least for me…like why the fuck am I looking at a 40 year old mom with her surfboard for a campaign going “Nice”….looking at her mom pussy in the high cut one-piece…thinking “nice”….wondering at what point in the shoot did she take a pee in the ocean thinking “nice”….when I should be giving this attention to a 23 year old doing it better…that’s how you know society is fucked…when the bikini models are 40 cuz the under 40s are ugly, fat or hot but too busy making millions on OnlyFans that the brands can’t afford them.

So here’s that Brazilian Dream…..

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So….when a 46 year old Victoria’s Secret model puts on that thong bikini…it eventually starts to look like that 46 year old ass….because there are only so many squats you can do before biting the bullet and getting that bralizian butt lift, I mean she is from Brazil after all and has an round ass reputation to live up to…but instead delivers this long and sad faced ass, with the cheek being sucked into the asshole…because maybe her asshole has vacuum like properties, it would explain why she had so much success as a VS model when always looking way too average to me….at the time of her peak with the brand…she was always mid-tier…whether she had longevity or not, outliving the contenders or not, it doesn’t mean she was the best of their army….last man standing doesn’t mean best man standing…

That said, she’s wearing a skimpy white bikini and I like skimpy white bikinis, plus the old, smaller, saggier ass is still hot to me…because a mid-tier VS model is far better than any rugged cheap street hooker I’ve had sex with….I mean do you realize how far gone you have to be to be street hooker in this era of technology…pretty fucking hurting bro…

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Alessandra Ambrosio is old as fuck and in Brazil not getting hammered by COVID because COVID just makes the rich richer, it doesn’t negatively impact their travel plan, but don’t worry, it’ll be cured relatively soon enough…assuming the poor don’t end up eating each other alive, we’ll be back to normal by the end of the year…it’s all planned for us….

Hello, China my old friend…

I’m just talking shit, this is about Alessandra Ambrosio, who is Brazilian, so she can fake that her travel is her going home, but really it’s going to live that endless summer, since it’s summer in Brazil…and really a bikini model, even an old one like who, who has actually held up nicer than you’d expect for her age, I mean I’ve left things outside over the winter for a year or two and those things rotted out, while this bitch at 40 has been through the equivalent of many winters and she’s still tight, tanned, and she’s had kids..

I realize she’s hiding her vagina, which is probably intentional, but also too bad, since my fetish for white bathing suits lives on, ever since seeing a full pussy exposed thanks to the white bathing suit, back when I was in highschool, it’s been a love affair ever since…

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I think it’s safe to say that the 40 something year old Victoria’s Secret model, who really only worked for Victoria’s Secret and didn’t do all that much else, but that apparently that was enough, because people put Victoria’s Secret on some pedestal of hottest bitches ever get hired by them…even though I like to think the gutter stripclub is where the hottest bitches ever get hired…you know cuz they suck dick for cheap….when you know this one’s very expensive…

That said, it is safe to assume that she’s made a ton of money and is going to stick to selling bikinis under her own brand name while she can, before realizing she’ll make more money with an Only Fans, where she’ll basically take advantage of poor sucker dudes who don’t stand a fucking chance with her tits, as all the Only Fans girls do…THEY DON’T CARE ABOUT YOU MAN…

Plus when you’re Ambrosio, even OLD EDITION Ambrosio, there’s a line of rich dude willing to step in and support that ass and them titties…I mean she’s still looking great and I didn’t even give a fuck about her when she was in Victoria’s Secret, she was always just a “whatever to me” on a very RESILIENT whatever because she worked for those Human Trafficker Epstein Funders for 20 fucking years….but now she’s just working it for the paparazzi…in a CAMERA gets noticed, girl’s instinct of posing turns on….and you get to masturbate to all of it, you sick fuck.

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I don’t know if this is Alessandra Ambrosio’s background for her ZOOM calls, or if she’s actually travelling to luxurious places like the Waldorf Astoria in the Maldives, you know get it in before the whole place goes underwater from the whole global warming thing….they are first on the chopping block…

I just know the old lady is in a bikini, because she’s a bikini model, even in her retirement, because why the fuck not…you’re in the fucking Maldives and likely not paying for it….all because she worked half naked for 2 decades of a mall brand selling made in china shit when they weren’t financing Epstein….weird world.

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Alessandra Ambrosio is still bringing it, what it is I am not entirely sure, but I do know that a straight up crotch shot to promote the detail of her bikini is pretty fucking racy.

It’s a “LOOK at my cunt” without showing the cunt, since these are all cockteasing bitches, even the old hags who you’d expect to be over the whole thing and down to get their dick on…

What I am trying to say is that there’s still a very fine line of slutty and appropriate and slutty and not appropriate…and for a woman like Ambrosio to post up a straight up crotch shot, you’d assume that is not appropriate, but since she’s an empowered 40 year old lingerie model looking as good as ever, it is appropriate, but if you were to start a crotch shot instagram where you crop all the crotches of celebs in bikinis, you’d get shut down, because I guess that’s not empowering to show everyone where YOUR baby came from, but rather you focusing on other people’s vaginas….and the point is HYPOCRISY..

All slutty is good slutty…and a pulling a bathing suit up inside you, cropped so it is ALL that is going on in the pic, is pretty slutty.

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Alessandra Ambrosio showed off some swollen titty cleavage and we’re being generous by saying she’s got that period swell, you know ovulation when your significant other looks her best because her body wants her to get knocked up, all those pheromones pumping down your nose turning you into some sort of deprived animal just dying to bust inside her even though you know the consequences of doing that….the worst STD you can get…babies…trapping you to her for life….assuming you’ve got a significant other, I’m assuming you’re more the kind of guy who may or may not get laid occassionally, but never by someone who is desperate enough to have your baby…that’s basically where I’ve coasted my entire life….sex for free and for hire was always close enough because of my lack of standards…but a bitch crazy enough to have my kid…never met her…

Anyway, we’re being generous saying theese tits are her period because bitch is old as shit, likely on her last dozen eggs, and there’s no backyard chicken coop to save her, no matter how trendy it is to make your own eggs…these tits are likely the biproduct of fake tits being a VS model for her entire fucking life, skipping the Human Trafficking side of the business that Epstein was funded by, or maybe they are just where old ladies carry their weight….but either way, she’s looking alright for an old lady, putting work in I imagine, never my favorite VS model, but aging alright thanks to science, right.

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This bikini bottom is hilarious because it looks like her asshole is sucking up her bathing suit…it’s an asshole behind thong but on an old as shit Brazilian who was a Victoria’s Secret rather than on some random slut trying to sell Only Fans Subscriptions, therefore more mainstream and legitimate….not that you can see her asshole, she probably bleaches that shit…literally…

It’s the little things that keep this site going, not that Ambrosio’s anus is a little thing, the reality is that it can probably handle some wattage, or weight, or I don’t know a word for “VOLUME”, I don’t work in shipping, I just know that Victoria’s Secret is run by a dude who funded Epstein therefore their models are probably the human trafficked girls who turned 18…or something similar…

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