Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch continues and this is the pregnancy version of the midget clown…

I figure keep up the theme of breeding, pregnant, moms, procreation of MONDAY because it’s a new day about REBIRTH or some shit…where I post MILKY TITS and MILFS

While keeping up the theme of calling out Ashley Tisdale who was the midget troll of High School Musical that they marketed as hot…despite being ugly….so ugly she got her tits done, her nose done, trying to be her hottest self…all while Disney sold her as being a babe, even nominated for “hottest actress” at the people’s choice or teen choice awards…something you know involved hiring a call center to VOTE daily to get her that win…

The best thing about her was being reminded that people fall for whatever they are told and dudes everywhere were going along with the TISDALE IS HOT NARRATIVE…..when she’s not…you fools…

So I took it upon myself to fight the system, my own protest and rebellion…you know useless activism like all activism..but since I like to think things aren’t all black and white I’d still hype her up, knowing she was ugly, because she was really into fitness and a fit body can cancel out an ugly face at least enough to want to fuck it…you know life is a balance…but that fit body doesn’t discount the fact she’s ugly…

The point is, she’s pregnant and posting weirdo pregnancy nudes as girls do, which I find fucking odd…but they are so hyped on the fact that cum stuck to their egg, that they need to make a performance about it…like other people give a fuck or like pregnancy is an achievement even at 40….people get pregnant…we don’t care…

The only good mom content is before and after pussy pics…SIDE BY SIDE…

So pregnancy is not hot, either is Ashley Tisdale, in a Two Not Hots don’t make a right, but it’s a naked selfie, so we’ll take it.

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I wonder if this picture was taken before Ashley Tisdale’s husband busted up inside her 40 year old twat to make a baby that I am sure he hopes doesn’t come out looking like Tisdale’s face….prior to the surgery, shit was terrifying….

The small implant girl, who announced the small implants, after they became explants is not only pregnant, because she takes load up inside her, she like the way it drips out of her all day, and hell if a baby comes before menopause, why not, what the fuck else is she to do….I mean besides this bullshit clothing collection that I can’t imagine anyone caring about, but then I forget the power of celebrity, people are obsessed with them for life, allowing them to exist and monetize for life, all because of a trending viral TV show by Disney…

Anyway, she’s in panties, I don’t fine her hot…if anything, I’ve campaigned against her being marketed as hot since she first was marketed as hot by the Disney team because they know they can brain wash motherfuckers they are the MEDIA afterall…because until one of us dies, we will continue the Ashley Tisdale ugly watch, and even after I die, I may make sure whoever takes over the site continues the Ashley Tisdale ugly watch, the goal here is to terrorize these people long after I’m gone….because I think that would be the best troll….DrunkenStepfather.com calling Tisdale and UGLY cunt on her 90th birthday…pretty exciting possibilities…stay tuned to find out what happens!

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Since I’ve been doing the site for over 15 years at this point, I actually think November of this year will be my 16 year anniversary which is depressing, pathetic in a lot of ways, but also hilarious….There was a time when Ashley Tisdale was manipulating the media thanks to the power of Disney since they own the media….they tried to convince the people that she was hot, they even gave her awards for being hot, all while having some hook nose and eyes too close together, looking like some kind of WEASEL….fake tans, botched nose jobs, dyed hair don’t fool me…..

Now I am an asshole and the Ugly Watch was more to offset all the press she got for being so hot, when she’s very fucking average looking…..celebrity pieces of shit who are the worst humans around, but I think there’s a silver lining to every piece of shit celebrity, and in Tisdale’s case I would say that despite being a butter face, she had a good body, from working out I assume….and since all women faces turn shit if she keeps the body….that is golden…a fucking currency….then we found out a few weeks ago she had tiny fake tits all these years, more lies that her body was all bullshit too….which was a personal attack on me who, while hating her, gave her props for the body, since you can fuck without looking at faces….and now I find out the little tits were fake….that’s abuse.

That said, her implant-less, they call it EXPLANT tits are in a bikini and her belly button is doing something weird but to the Tisdale fans, who still think she’s the greatest, because you are easily marketed to, enjoy.

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Ashley Tisdale is some fuckign Disney Owned Puppet that they manipulated the media into thinking was some kind of “Hot Chick” despite botched plastic surgery and basically not being a hot chick, but at least at the time that she was trending for being a hot chick, she was about 10 years younger and spent her days working out or starving herself out or whatever, so there was a little tone to her skinny body, now she’s just a slim fat, not to be confused with SLIM FAST, the drink the SLIM FATS should drink when trying to lean up…

Well, she still exists because she hasn’t killed herself, at least not yet and why would she, part of the disney brainwashing is to think you’re on the happiest place on earth just being alive…so instead she’s turned to the CHINESE SPYWARE app to grace our lives with this HUMILIATING video of her in a bikini top, little titty with a gunt doing a dance in her mid 30s like she’s a 13 year old…because that’s how being a victim of predators in Hollywood at a young age evolves…

For a trained song and dancer…this is pretty fucking medicated and awful….but BIKINI TOP AND SHORTS

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Ashley Tisdale can’t help herself from being a lame as fuck human. She’s a Disney kid from an era where Disney Kids were these overly happy, cartoon character versions, of humans. They’d wear their colorful lame fucking outfits and do song and dance shit. They were worse than any MALL BRAND…they were some fast food, light hearted, idiotic, safe for everything, non offensive, no soul or edge creepy Pleasantville bullshit.

So she was raised in that bubble, before it was cool to post pics of your asshole while on her period, because feminism…or whatever…the whole Disney Kid becoming Miley or Bella Thorne is the now…but Tisdale is the then…

That said, she’s been consistently mangled face, in part due to her botched surgeries, but she was mangled before thatm, hence the botched surgeries..

At 35, in a Bikini top and slutty shorts doing some lame fucking dance doesn’t really save her, she’s still shit, but half naked makes shit more tolerable…you know life fucking a hot chick before her shower and only being able to smell her asshole…gross in ways because it really smells like assholes…but not offensive because it’s on a hot chick you are fucking and not a waitress serving you your dinner at a social distancing restaurant…..

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Ashley Tisdale’s been ugly for as long as she can remembers, but she has proven with the power of conviction and with the power of Disney, they were able to make her into some “Fake News” / Media Hype through their brain washing tactics…that made people confuse her for being hot.

It is weird to me that people can look at her and think “what a fucking smoke show” or whatever it is you faggots say to describe a bitch you want to fuck….but can’t because you’re an INCEL.

I get the “I’d fuck her” approach to ugly chicks, like that whole “FUCKABLE” rating scheme we used to use when we were men…before the internet stole our penises, gave us trannies and confused us about or genders by shoving how BAD men are down our throat making the weak men cut their dicks off to avoid being classified as evil…even though EVIL is fucking cool…even though EVIL is every piece of shit materialistic fuck selling energy drinks and skinny teas on the internet from some beach somewhere…and all that porno you all produce of yourself….it’s not evil to call bullshit out.

Anyway, all girls are fuckable, there’s just levels to the game….a sliding scale dependant on how drunk you are kind of thing…and Tisdale is FUCKABLE…but that mangled face doesn’t deserve to be called hot no matter how perverted ya’ll are.

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Ashley Tisdale is one of those characters who is a point of contention on the site. I don’t actually know what a point of contention even means but I figure it means someone we argue about, not that we actually argue, I don’t care about your opinion but I get emails sent it from people mad I call her ugly, or with what they think is photo evidence of her hotness to prove me wrong.

What people don’t realize is that my baseline or benchmark or standards are pretty high for celebrities for obvious reasons. If they are going to benefit from being famous for being the hot chick, they better be the fucking hot chick. Not some average Walmart Cashier looking bitch, who as a Walmart cashier would be hot but as an actress who is as a baseline should be exceptionally hotter than the cashier at Walmart you’d be down to fuck….

My standards in actual life are more “is she an actual she and alive? Done”….

So it’s not a me thinking I deserve a hotter chick than Tisdale, it’s just me saying I see hotter chicks than Tisdale anytime I leave the damn house…and I expect more from Disney.

They could have hired ANYONE, but chose this to be their golden High School Musical babe…it just seems like we were oversold on some shit.

This is her bikini titties…

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I consistently do an Ashley Tisdale ugly watch because it makes me laugh…not to call some bitch who has a busted up face ugly, that’s kind of mean spirited and I don’t get much joy out of that…the joy comes from her acting like she’s not ugly, thinking she’s not ugly, because of FAR too much positive reinforcement…you know hoping that somewhere down the line her delusions teeter out and she full embraces who she is.

We see this all the time, fat girls who think they are hot cuz dudes are willing to fuck them, or dudes are willing to get excited about them, because dudes are pussy whipped bitches…even those who aren’t full homo…due to childhood issues or years of neglect…making them creepy ready and willing contenders waiting for their turn…it’s like girls like this become fantasies to them…because of all the hype around them…instead of realizing she sucks..they are like “if only Tisdale would date me, I’d be so lucky”…fucking losers…

Anyway, she’s been posting more and more content to social media, this probably the raciest, because as girls dabble with nudes, it allows guys to focus on what matters…teh cunt or the tits…and not the broken down face….so they put up one pic that’s racy, that they are shy about, but that they fell exhillerated doing and next thing you know….hardcore sex videos showcasing the grip of her pussy lips…on a big cock as her husband films…it’s the gateway to amateur porn…

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