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2014

19

May

Vanessa Hudgens an Ashley Tisdale Bikini Bachelorette Party the Day

Ashley Tisdale is getting married. She had her Bachelorette Party on a Yacht.

I am going to assume it is for her boyfriend’s Green Card, since he’s from the UK, and she’s busted, but maybe it’s actual marriage, since she was pushing 30 back when she was on High School Musical, what must be 10 years ago, and her biological clock must be ticking, not that any sane person who wasn’t looking for a Green Card would really listen…

You see, Ashley Tisdale has a busted up face, and the only thing that was saving her, was that she was addicted to fitness and had a great body, but even staring at her ass, the only position I assume her boyfriend, assuming he’s not gay fucks her in, she’s looking’ pretty dumpy…like so many mom’s who trap their man with a hot body before they settle down and devote their life to cake before her…

I guess it’s not too late for any of these tricks, even though they are all old now…they are still in bikinis celebrating and I guess that is more important than not being in bikinis….


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Here’s their FR-ENEMY Ashley Benson, who is actually seeing success, in her Behind the Scenes Video of the Day to celebrate not being invited to this sham wedding’s bachelorette party…


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2014

29

Apr

Ashley Tisdale in a Bikini of the DAy

Ashley Tisdale was at one point labelled the hottest girl by MTV, because they were paid to do that…and it made me mad so I decided to explore her, track her plastic surgery, laugh at how botched it was and how shitty her face was after spending so much money trying to fix it, I think I even had a feature called the “Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch”…because I am mean spirited, get joy from being mean, but only to celebrity bitches who get paid well, get too much positive reinforcement and who have cunty egos because they aren’t down to earth, because if they were, they wouldn’t post their narcissitic shit all day…

But the good news is that in rejection that has come when all her friends outdid her, she’s figured out the key to get new fans, is to not show her face, but focus on her hot body, because throughout the whole thing, she’s always had a hot body, and hot body carries more importance than a face, so in hating one thing, I love another, I am a balanced hater… even if her fan base confuses me…with their passion…

Here’s her hot selfie you can masturbate to..

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2014

24

Apr

Ashely Tisdale’s See Through of the Day

Ashley Tisdale has a weird fucking fan base…because every time I laugh at her shitty plastic surgery, or the fact that she’s left out of most conversations involving the Disney Sluts you Want to Fuck because she’s built on some Sarah Jessica Parker facial platform…people go fucking crazy…

It’s like they don’t understand that the reason I singled this bitch out was because she won some MTV award for being the hottest girl of the year, only for anyone with a brain to know that shit was paid for and a fucking scam…

So unless she’s in a sex tape, I am hardly interested, even her white t-shirt with no bra hustle bores me, even when you can make out her nipple, because this level of famous should be fisting her own ass on webcam to pay her mortgage…

I guess none of this really matters…I mean the real issue is I just spent 2-2.5 minutes writing about Ashley Tisdale, and as a grown man who didn’t watch High School musical with my kids, or lust after the cast because my wife wasn’t fucking me at home, that’s too much fucking time to spend on her….

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2014

10

Mar

Ashley Tisdale in Some Magazine of the Day

I don’t find Ashley Tisdale hot…only because she looks like her face got hit with a fucking shovel…even after the plastic surgery.

But for some reason, she has the most Loyal fan base that thinks she’s this remarkable creature, despite her plastic surgery…and that confuses me.

It makes me wonder if there is something wrong with me, to which I conclude, of course there is a lot wrong with me…just like Ashley Tisdale’s face…maybe that’s why I hate her, because I see my imperfections in her imperfect overrated face…

Here she is in a hipster shoot…boring.

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2014

28

Jan

Ashley Tisdale at Some Movie Premiere of the Day

People love Serial Duckface cuz it makes her nose job look better, Ashley Tisdale, which amazes me, because she’s not hot, or even relevant, despite what this red carpet event may make you think, hollywood is a lie, shitty movies happen all the time, buzz can get generated and girls like this, even without their new nose can confuse a nation into thinking she’s a babe…proving yet again that the general public are fucking idiots and just absorb everything they are told…TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF ASHLEY TISDALE on the red carpet you can CLICK HERE …but this Awkward Movie, named after everything Ashley Tisdale, one those should be straight to DVD numbers, that does get into theatres because the audience is getting dumber and dumber, had a bunch of other tweens at the event, like this one with the big tits named Addison Timlin, who I think prefers to go by her street name…TITS….

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2014

20

Jan

Ashley Tisdale Ass in Jeans for the Seahawks of the Day

Ashley Tisdale, like all low levels, despite being very popular, despite not deserving that popularity because she is not hot, took to the internet to pose a pic of her little ass in jeans, supporting her team, or the winning team…to piss off all the 49ers fans…hopefully enough that they maul her…it’ll do her butter face…good…even though I can assume she doesn’t watch football, but figures, she does when it comes to Super Bowl photo opportunities to get people talking…and that’s exactly what I am going to do…because I don’t have shit else going on…even though I am Canadian and football doesn’t exist to me…that’s how sad, lonely and pathetic my life is…writing nothing about nothing…when I could be productive doing something.

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2013

19

Dec

Ashley Tisdale’s Michael Jackson Nose of the Day

I have been laughing at Ashley Tisdale for a long time, because she is a lie….

She also has a really creepy fan base that I love pissing off because they take her seriously….a fan base that I assume are creepy old dudes, probably broke unemployed who are either pedos into the Disney Channel, or dad’s who are forced into watching the Disney channel and realized that young pussy is better than their shitty wife…

But back to the lie, the lie is that she was marketed as being hot…when she wasn’t even after plastic surgery she seems to keep on getting….because her nose is doing the Michael Jackson….

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2013

02

Jul

Ashley Tisdale’s Bikini Party of the Day

Ashley Tisdale is in a bikini with a bunch of friends…and for some reason, a reason I call bad judgement, she’s not wearing the Mexican Wrestling Mask I sent her to help her with her face…it’s the new plastic surgery…when plastic surgery doesn’t work…and it’s far more water resistant than a paper bag…

I guess putting a mask in an envelope with a mason jar of dried semen, sent to Disneyland, addressed to “The High School Musical Chick With the Bad Face”….isn’t postal worker friendly…they are unionized and don’t like going out of their way for anyone.

What it comes down to, is duck face or not, Ashley Tisdale has a fit little body, and as much as I make fun of her face, it’s not as bad as it could be, it is just bad in Hollywood standards, and the fact that she’s living in a mansion, making money, gives us the right to demand more out of her…

Seriously, I get so much hate from people when laughing at this asymmetrical looking thing, even though I totally appreciate that she’s trying to offset her inadequacies with fitness…and really her bank account balance proves that face or not, she’s already won, so stop defending her, it’s not like she’s defending you, she’s too busy hanging in her bikini, living the good life.

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2013

28

May

Ashley Tisdale and Vanessa Hudgens Mock Memorial Day in their Bikinis of the Day

Oh look it’s like reliving the glory days of Spring Breakers only Vanessa Hudgens was smart enough to hide her fat ass and bring her ugly face, hot bodied friend along, who didn’t get the part in the movie, felt left out cuz she has a hotter body than all four of the bitches who were recruited for it, until seeing the movie and realizing it was the fucking worst….

Only this time with more mocking of the Soldiers on Memorial Day….little entitled twats who never fought for your country, salute like they did, in their cushy homes by the pool, like it is some kind of joke, I’d be offended if I actually cared that they are doing this, I just had nothing else to say about these girls and this pic….I mean I’m a grown man, why am I posting this shit anyway?

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2013

10

May

Ashley Tisdale Has Tits in her Bikini while Tanning of the Day


Holy shit….Ashley Tisdale…..what’s going on here….

It looks like she’s got this thing finally figured out. You know how to work her average at best in real life terms and ugly as shit in hollywood terms face….and that’s strip the fuck down….

Her fit body, and push up bra bikini, making her look like she’s got some C cups, is the fucking answer…

Instead of nose job, she needed a boob job, to remind us that a busted down face doesn’t fucking matter….

These tanning pics of her, all staged and shit, work for me, cuz from the neck down, she looks like she’s won…as much as someone like her can win….


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