I am guessing that Alba is in some shitty movie where one of the genius scenes was to have her jump into the wrestling ring with some dude and beat him, while fully clothed….when everyone knows the only wrestling a bitch should do is either half naked our on my dick….but I assume that since she’s just had her second kid, strapping her vagina in jeans was a safe bet as to not have her labia flapping in the wind, getting injured by dude accidentally shoving his entire fist in her accidentally….you know how it is ladies who have kids….things will never be the same again…..

Luckily for Alba, she’s still hot enough to watch squat and roll….no matter how big her vagina may be. I’m still a fan and hope her comeback involves way more nudity.

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I still like Jessica Alba….despite all she has going against her….mainly being older and a mom of two….two things that generally make me want to move onto appreciating younger pussy that hasn’t been ravaged by the horrible nightmare that is marketed as a miracle…child birth….but for some reason….I’m into her….

She’s like the bitch you fucked in your 20s, who is now a mom, married and miserable in her upper middle class life, hitting you up on facebook for another round cuz her husband is out of town at a conference and she’s ready to cheat….and she’s chosing you… cuz you’ve been there, you always had a connection and most importantly no one she knows would believe you if you told anyone what happened so you can’t extort her, and why would you, she’s the one who got away and you’ve been jerking off to memories of her like you were a chick in your bath and not into porn the last decade…..dying to experience her and her rich and fancy smells and maintained body even if it has baggage like kids and less tight vagina….things you normally hate…..but her wanting you to lick her asshole before fucking it like you used to, something her vanilla lawyer or doctor or whatever husband doesn’t do to her….makes it all worth it.

It’s one of those brokeback mountain “I can’t quit you” situations, just less homo…and here is Alba, mom pussy, mom body and all in some magazine for no real reason….

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I am not entirely sure if this is her panties or the remnants of her uterus that she’s abused so agressively sticking out of her pussy…all dried up in atrophy……

But if it is her panties…that’s fucking boring…cuz I’m way more into female reporduction organs…they are my porn…..ovaries all over my face motherfucker.

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I’m a little slow on these pictures and I don’t even know why I feel compelled to post them…but they are of new mom Jessica Alba that were in Australia Instyle this past January…and they could have been shot pretty much any fucking time…but I’m gonna assume they are after her second baby….so I figure my motivation is trying to understand how she pulled off this pantsless leotard looking onesie shit…without having a fleshy pile of mom pussy sticking out the sides…is it photoshop…or is Alba a freak of nature…or more importantly…does Alba just get a C-Section like every smart girl trying to maintain her pussy’s appearance and tightness….not that it matters since my dick is so small, even an infant’s vagina is loose on me….but I like wasting my days thinking about these idiotic things…thanks for joining me.

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With all the breeding that Alba’s been under the last few years…I find her slowly becoming more and more Mexican…something she tried to hide because no one wants to admit they are Mexican….unless there’s a trend in Hollywood that being hispanic is good for business..in which case the bitch exploits it…we’re talking to you Eva Longoria….

The only thing not Mexican mom about her is that she’s bounced back from the babies like it is her job, cuz it is her job to look good, unlike other Mexican women who’s only job is to make more fucking babies….and corn tortillas for dinner after they husband comes home from his gardening/brick factory gig…

I know how these things work….my name is Jesus Martinez after all…and that is that her ass, shredded apart or not…is hot even in pants…

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The good thing about mom pussy is anal sex. That’s the beacon of light in dealing with never feeling anything from sex with a mom cuz your cock is small…

I guess clenching an ass is far easier than clenching a cunt…and the mom is more open minded to it especially after child birth…maybe because of shitting on the birthing table, maybe because of losing their dignity after being poked and exposed to rooms full of people, or maybe cuz their perineum is cut to make room for the baby….more importanly…mom’s just want to feel sexy and know their vaginas aren’t what they used to be…..and just want to satisfy….

Who knows…it is all speculation and here’s Alba’s mom body in a bikini….

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Alba has bounced back from her second pregnancy pretty fucking amazingly..and I guess it’s easier when your entire career depends on it….you know since before you entrapped your ex boyfriend by knocking yourself up and sacrificing your everything….because women, especially very rich women, work of impulse and emotion…and not off logic or wanting to maximize their good looks or the fact they are in high demand, when their talent is relatively little to none…and the real question is how did this happen so fast, was it diet, exercise or is that a tummy tuck scar…who cares….cuz famous bitches I wanted to fuck who are moms with mom pussies wrapped tightly in bikini bodies with tight bodies are exciting…cuz they are the easiest to fist….

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Nothing hotter than a mom of two in an oversized sweater walking down the street with a stroller….If I had my way that would be intro to every porn, shit, it’s so hot I’d tattoo it on my thigh so that I could look down at it everytime I jerk off, because nothing makes me cum harder than ravaged pussy and parenting responsibilities….oh right….everything makes me cum harder than mom pussy covered up being a mom….

There was at time…when Alba was the nice titty, nice ass, hot half Mexi chick we all wanted to fuck….all in bikini and never nude in movies….

Those times are done….stop living in the past….Now it is time to move the fuck on….

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I wonder if she’s waitinf for her period to hit – or if she’s waiting for her afterbirth – either way she’s prepared to not be embarrassed like the 14 year old school girl in white pants who had to call her mom to pick her up that horrible day she became a woman…who fucking cares…I just know the paparazzi fucking suck…they have one task to accomplish and that is to take pics of these cunts and even though they work in herds of armenians…they couldn’t get Ahkmed or whatever the fuck an Armenian name is to stand behind the bitch…BULLSHIT.

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