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2014

18

Jun

Kim Kardashian’s Wet T-shirt for Money of the Day

It amazes me that Kim Kardashian is in any position to sell her paparazzi pics, that are clearly staged paparazzi pics, that feature her on her honeymoon in a see through wet t-shirt…

It’s like her family set this up, then sold it to a publication for a lot of fucking money, because there is still money in the paparazzi world I guess, even though I thought instagram killed that shit…

The fact is that she’s a fucking pornstar, she has a video of her getting fucked…I have seen unprotected black cock slide in and out of her, she is not a legitimate celebrity…she’s just a media manipulator, and this is media manipulation…You can even BUY IT HERE

It’s like if this was someone who was respectable, being “out of character”…in pictures that the paparazzi took from a Helicopter, and not from the yard after they all had lunch together, it’d be worth posting, looking at, even loving…

I can’t think of ay celebrity who hasn’t already shown her tits, who the media would really care to see in a white t-shirt enough to pay for…I mean they are all fucking whores…but the fact that Kim Kardashian is winning at this game…just blows my fucking mind…

Here are the pics….


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2014

17

Jun

Kim Kardashian Big Cleavage and her Stroller of the Day

Kim Kardashian wore this shirt out with her baby for the paparazzi.

This was low level attention seeking, kinda like leaking a sex tape.

It was one of those “call the paparazzi, I am going out topless, they’ll eat this shit up”…staged bullshit to keep her on the map…

Even though, she’s too fucking fat to not be seen on the map, like the Great Wall of China, you can see this bitch from Space…and not just in the form of the porn DVD one of the astronauts brought up with him, because let’s face it, despite making her millions, or even hundreds of millions…it’s not that good…and either are her mom tits, clearly implants, doing what they are doing…

They just remind me that society is fucking doomed. That’s what Kim Kardashian’s legacy is… GET HER SEX TAPE HERE She’s a classy bitch. Isn’t she.

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2014

13

Jun

Kim Kardashian Instagram Bikini Bottoms of the Day


In horrible Kim Kardashian news, which I guess is anything Kim Kardashian, since Kim Kardashian is the fucking devil….she posted her photoshopped body in a bikini, allowing you to gaze into the horrible depths of fiery hell that created Kim Kardashian…thanks to a good marketing push to get people to watch her have bad sex that Seacrest Leveraged into the evil this family has become…I guess it’s also the general area that shat out Kanye’s baby…and that has had more black cock in it that a chicken restaurant in the projects…and if that’s your thing, here it is…I just feel compelled to post it because this is what I do…

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2014

08

Apr

Kim Kardashian’s Ass in a Bikini of the Day

I hate endorsing Kim Kardashian, but the reality is she’s so big and famous, and that’s just her ass, that anything I say about her really has no impact on her success or not…I just feel like her show, even if it was a great marketing play for the family, gives young girls horrible, useless idols to look up to and aspire to be, perpetuating the world of dumb that Paris Hilton started before her, even thought these girls work, hustle, and know exactly what they are doing with every fucking move they make, yes, I just called the Kardashians smart, I mean they’d have to be to become such a huge empire….So many girls before her and after her have done sex tapes that have done nothing…so it’s all about how these people spun it, but don’t tell aspiring young porn addicted girls that doing a sex tape won’t get them famous like a Kardashian, that life lesson is the best thing Kim K has done for the perverts of the world…besides getting into a bikini to show off her ridiculous ass…I mean…really ridiculous ass…because this mystery of modern science we call a butt implant…is magical when positioned like this…even knowing all the shit that has gone in and out of it over the years..I’m all about it…as much as I hate to admit that….

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2014

07

Apr

Kim Kardashian Bikini Hair Whip of the Day

This just in….some bikini videos end better with a shark attack…

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2014

01

Apr

Kim Kardashian in a Fat Chick Bikini of the Day

This just in…Kim Kardashian is a pig….and not just because she fucked in a video she was responsible for, cuz all the girls in her circle were doing it at the time, and it was a good way to go viral before the general public understood what viral was, but because she’s got a horribly shaped body and represents all fucking evil..

But she posted these pics and videos on instagram that probably don’t excite you, as they shouldn’t, but I am addicted to posting this shit, even when it is literally shit, and not just because of her fake tan or public persona, but because sit is the only justification for her size.

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2014

24

Mar

Kim Kardashian and Kanye Show Us What Hell Really Is of the Day

This is some inception shit…Kanye is taking a picture of Kim Kardashian taking a picture of herself “selfie” as the Vogue cameraman takes a picture of them…in some “we love ourselves a bit too fucking much”..kind of obvious behavior, that is still some ridiculous self involved behavior, but maybe I am just the crazy one, seeing as I haven’t looked in a Mirror in over a year….just sweatpants and no selfies…all the time…but this isn’t about me…this is about he devil being sent from hell in the form of these people to destroy the fabric of society or at least the credibility of vogue…it’s happening…

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2014

21

Mar

Kim and Kanye on the Cover of Vogue of the Day

I don’t really understand why people are going nuts over the cover of Vogue Magazine.

I mean does the cover of Vogue really matter? Do magazines really even matter? It’s not the fucking 80s, we have the internet. Not to mention Vogue already featured Kate Upton, a pig on the cover last year, and she’s in this issue (scroll down) so they kinda lost exclusivity…while struggling to stay relevant..

Here’s Kate Upton talking about being fat and bloated…for some Campaign….

The fashion magazine demised into the dark horrible world of tabloids like this is a positive thing, because it reminds the world that magazines are just vehicles for ads and are better off being used as the toilet paper this dude trying on jeans and Sears didn’t use because his white trash ass was too busy buying to new Vogue, since it’s designed for trailer trash, at least based on this cover…

I think my favorite dis was this Honey Boo Boo edit…

Ok – now here’s Kate Upton…who’s name is on the cover:

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2014

21

Mar

Kim Kardashian Fat Ass in Jeans of the Day

I don’t really like acknowledging the existence of Kim Kardashian, other than to laugh at how bad she fucks in her sex tape, yet shit got her to this level of fame…for doing nothing…

I think her show represents all that is wrong in our society…I don’t think that necessarily makes her a bad person, it’s like take the money and run…but I do think that she doesn’t do any good with her visibility…See I don’t know her, she may be sweet and amazing, but what I see of her, is fucking devil work…and that devil may be her mom, who apparently has a sex tape coming out, but this bitch is an adult, so the devil lives in her…

That said, I do like fat asses in tight jeans, no matter how many kids they have, no matter how jacked up their vaginas look in those jeans, no matter who they are on…because shit is comical, like a bad cartoon…

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2014

13

Mar

Kim Kardashian Bikini Selfies of the Day


I posted something on Facebook the yesterday about the instagram model lie, which I guess is the real model lie, as well as the real pig who made it onto TV via a sex tape for having a big round fake ass…

It’s basically how to do before and after fitness pics, that make a girl go from a fatty to a ripped toned babe, in a matter of minutes, using shading from self tanning make-up, the right clothes, and angles…

After seeing Kim Kardashian Paparazzi pics from the last few days, years, months, fucking forever, it is safe to say, every scam, lie, smoke and mirror trick in the book, from possibly not even being a selfie, but rather shot by a photographer and edited, since there is NO way this bitch looks like this…

My gay lover at DLISTED POSTED THESE PICS OF HER FROM YESTERDAY

It’s safe to say…not the same fucking person…other than the ass implant you can see from her front…it’s all a smoke show…kinda like everything about her…

This is what Kim K’s Bikini Selfie Reminds me of…a fucking disaster.

UPDATE – Apparently Kim K put on this bikini to prove she fits in her 15 year old sister’s bikini because it’s important for the world to know that fabric stretches and that her 4 fooot 11 fat ass wears the same size as her 6 foot tall sister… SOURCE

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