Original rich kid porn star, who still pretends that she was raped by the sex tape that made her and that really paved the way for the Kardashians who have made billions off that staged shit, when we all know that Paris Hilton can’t be raped…she’s such a fucking attention seeker that everything is calculated, strategic, and a lie…and even if she was getting raped…she’d likely find it exciting…or funny that she’d be giving the rapist herpes she’s been nursing in her cunt for decades…

She’s old as fuck now, she’s looking good, because all these women can scam aging for a bit via injections and fake tits…and she’s been making appearances…

I’ve enjoyed her fading away and being non existent the last 5 years the Kardashians have been jacking her wave, and I’m not keen for a comeback as all these bitches are old hags now…but she is out there with her tits to remind you that she’s Paris and all her baby talking bullshit hasn’t died yet…but more importantly…that she has hard nips.

Here are her tits in some weird cosplay shit..

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Paris Hilton is in a magazine, looking like she’s plastic and jacked up, looking like she’s trying to make a comeback because all her friends are out there cashing the fuck in, why shouldn’t she. She is the den mother, the first at this. The sex tape that went viral before Kim K had viral diseases like herpes…and HPV…that Paris laid the foundation for.

She does look good, in an old lady done up with plastic surgery who is still skinny and who has implants kind of way.

She’s a bit of a legend despite being the worst…in being the useless, seemingly famous for doing nothing, who got richer than she already was, in what was actually just clever media manipulation and marketing…

So I’m into staring at whatever the fuck this international magazine, from some obscure market, photoshoot…

I mean I’d rather see her than that hairy Kim K any fucking day….

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Paris Hilton or the people who handle Paris Hilton’s feed, who I assume are the same people who run the Kardashians social media, because I am convinced Paris is the Kardashian’s silent partner….has blocked me on her social media…

Which feels so hurtful to me, because I never actively went out of my way to insult her on her social media feed, I don’t even know if I ever liked one of her comments, but then again my “relationship” with Paris Hilton started long before 2013 social media / instagram hustle….we were 9 years deep at that point….where I had been talking shit on her back when websites mattered and people googled themselves…

I posted all her nudes, whenever they happened, I was first on so many of her leaked pics, the Paris Hilton phone hack that gave me Lindsay Lohan’s number…it was a different era…and I guess this old timer remembered those good times…I mean why else would she block me….so cold, so heartless, so mean…so hurtful….it’s like I didn’t mooch off her to get clicks to my site with her sex tape and other whoring…that I guess is still whoring in whatever this EASTER fetish shoot is…

I’m still a fan.

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Paris Hilton is a magical creature who buys million dollar engagement rings for herself because it makes for a good story….I can’t follow her existence as closely as I would want to – in theory – because in practice I am too lazy to really follow any of these people, despite following 7500 people I don’t give a fuck about thanks to not knowing how instagram works when I was following them…because Paris Hilton blocked me early on….but I know this magical creature still exists…I remember years ago trolling her on the regular…I would prank call her all the time, I tricked her and her ex boyfriend Stavros to put me on the guestlist of a party she was hosting once, I was funnier and more motivated back then….and Paris represents that good days for losers like me that are on a slippery slope to irrelevance…

Well, she’s staying hot, staying active, doing LOVE MAGAZINE VIDEOS like she’s not 37…and it’s interesting to see…not as interesting as some of the other videos I tried to ignore because Love Magazine figured out their clickbait and are still pushing ADVENT CALENDAR CONTENT into the new year, making it far less exclusive than a 25 day feature, fuck make it a daily thing so we stop watching…I mean the PARIS video only had 6500 views when I grabbed it…that’s fucking criminal…this is AMERICA’S Princess…show her respect and watch her damn video people…

Nicola Peltz was there too, in yesterday’s video, because I guess LOVE MAGAZINE likes billionaires….

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Paris Hilton and her herpes matter….

I mean they don’t actually matter and they paved the way for the Kardashians, who took over for her when she lost intrest in being a shameless fame whore, pretending to be a fancy gay man, pretty much going viral in more ways than just on the internet, but also in her panties, because she fucked everyone, you know typical rich girls trying to fill the void through their vagina problems….she got famous for a sex tape, like Kim K after her…you know the kind of whore this is….one that is still skinny at 40 and worth looking at, still rocking that hook nose bird face, because why the fuck wouldn’t she be….she’s a vapid, vain, garbage human who is just over the top and trashy in her barbie life, and she’d never let herself get fat, or sag…she’s BOTOXing the fuck out of herself…and it’s ok…

Her sister on the other hands got a worse STD, some cum stuck to the uterus…and it looks like she’s about to explode…so the DNA / bloodline continues…

In case you were wondering – Paris Hilton is not Paris Jackson…but she is equally useless, riding a name, and annoying.

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Paris Hilton is the fucking devil and I am not just saying that because I don’t like the gay man…and clearly she’s a gay man…I am saying it because I don’t like Paris Hilton on the bullshit she initiated with her sex tape that eventually became a Kardashian.

I do appreciate that she bowed down on the sidelines, probably getting her kickback the last decade of Kardashian’s making money, due to her sly, good business hustle, but I don’t like that she’s making a comeback with her photoshoots, even if she’s not bad looking for a gay man, good juciy ass you know…but because she hasn’t died of AIDS yet and that offends me….

She’s the worst.

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Old lady Paris Hilton may be old as fuck, but she’s lookin’ alright…still skinny…hard faced…but skinny and what it comes down to is that skinny goes a long way…in a world where skinny is being threatened…and faces don’t matter much….

I still think she should be taken out back and shot for creating the kardashians, and that she’s too old to want to fuck the herpes off of…but she did a shoot I feel I’ve already seen…why not give her some coverage for old times..since we’re all getting old you know..I KNOW

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