There’s something hilarious about Paris Hilton being in a music video about pussy, you know that million dollar pussy that makes you itch, thanks to how well traveled and experienced it is thanks to her wild rich girls filling her void vagina in her late teens and early 20s, back when she was a pornstar, when she didn’t have to be one, thanks to being a million dollar pussy.

Nicki Minaj shaking her booty and singing about her pussy being the baddest but that’s kind of expected, it’s the white Hilton Hotel heiress, who actually was born with a billion dollar pussy and had a billion dollar pussy when she did porn pussy…..that is a little more obscure and thus awesome.

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I vowed to never post Paris Hilton pictures ever again, because as far as I’m concerned Paris Hilton listened to all of our requests back in the 2000s, and died. Even if she’s still alive, she might as well be dead, since no one remembers who she is or that she was a big enough deal to land TV shows like “Paris Hilton’s New BFF”, in some vapid cunt garbage we should hold the production company accountable for shoving down our throats. To me it was a sign of the apocalypse…or at least that our people are doomed.

But I couldn’t help but grab pics of her bitch of a boyfriend who is probably so excited about her bank account that he’s willing to get herpes to get access to the shit, and he plays the part, wearing a “Paris” hat, to show her he belongs to her, in hopes of knocking her dead HPV uterus up, so that he can follow K-Fed’s lead.

It makes me laugh. I threw in a pic of her modeling bikinis for her mirror cuz it’s the only thing that can look at her with a straight face because you probably don’t care that her boyfriend is a bitch.

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Even if you think Paris Hilton is dead….she’s not….she’s with Everyone who is anyone, or who wants to be anyone, or who was once someone thanks to her grandfather…is is Miami…as I’ve said before…

I am not in Miami..because I am no one…and I like it that way…but unfortunately Paris Hilton hasn’t really embraced her falling off to insignificance as gracefully…I am sure she hates every single Kardashian episode or article more than any of us do…which should make her on our site…but it doesn’t…because she hates them cuz she wants to be them….since she’s the bootleg version of them….not that it matters…what matters is she’s in Miami to get noticed…and in trying to get noticed…hoping for a second wind…she’s pulling out her tits…and the worst thing about this…you know the greatest fucking tragedy is that I think she looks fucking hot…ass and titties I’d play connect the dots with her herpes scab like I was Peewee Herman…whatever that means…

Here are the pics…

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Paris Hilton is doing som PR bullshit…wanting to get some bikini shot by the paparazzi time to make people forget what she said about all Gays having AIDS and being horny, even though a lot of gays do have aids and are really horny, it’s some stupid rich girl commentary that should be saved for the luxury villa, and I guess she knows it and this is all strategy, because lets face it, forgetting her comments aboutu gays will be easy, since we’ve all pretty much forgot about Paris Hilton….and that boring sex tape that made Kim Kardashian….that’s what her fucking legacy has become and she must fucking hate it.

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Like Levis and Coca cola in the 80s….the Russians care about America’s less signficant, unimpressive, everyday things that America doesn’t evencare about, only this time it is Paris Hilton, and not cuz they can’t get her, you see cuz everyone has got her, but because her PR people are working all angles, you know cuz they like being on her payroll, and happened to find the one magazine in the world willing to do a spread with her….GQ…the Russian, more communist, rationed bread….after the fall o the iron curtain…where tastes are still questionable….version…

Here’s the proof. She is a whore.

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This is really one of those….click the link if you are really into seeing Paris Hilton crawling around on all fours. I’m not allowed to post the pic, they belong to a shitty fucking paparazzi company, but I can post a pic of the people taking the pics that she posed for on the beach, which is just as exciting to me….cuz all things Paris Hilton are the fucking worst….she’s the original devil and whether I’d fuck the herpes off of her until she had a miscarriage or not…I still hate the bitch…

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Paris Hilton was in her bikini in St Tropez like it was 2002 and everyone still cared….

I wonder if she ever expected herself to fall off as hard as she did, or to see her Armenian fat friend she probably used to make racist jokes about behind her back growing up, while calling her fat to her face, run her game better than she did…..

I know that being a rich girl doesn’t make rich girls feel good about themselves, that’s why most rich girls are fucked in the head with all kinds of issues, so I know that this probably eats away at this washed up slut harder than her herpes during a massive outbreak that are so bad they are borderline flesh eating disease….

But I guess the bikini party continues…

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So the story goes like this…Fat paparazzi snapped off a pic of Paris Hilton walking down stairs in a short tight dress….and her entourage decided to play hero and attack the dude…cuz I guess she was having a herpes outbreak and didn’t want it seen, or maybe she forgot she only has this public figure cuz of a fucking sex tape….a sex tape with penetration…and blowjobs…that lead to many more pussy flashes….and panty flashes…but I guess she’s cleaning up her useless, washed up image, in hopes of being more like a Kardashian…cuz being the clown version of a Kardashian, outplayed by the Kardashians at her own game…is both humilating for her….and amazing for the rest of us as we point and laugh at her…

The real tragedy was that she wasn’t killed in the fight….and either was Brandon Davis: Cokehead Billioniare…

I can’t post the panty pic, but I can post a link to it, cuz the paparazzi fucking hate me….

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I am sure there was at least one death at Coachella….I’m thinking there were probably many cases of dehydration, passing out, drug overdoses, mixing too many pills with booze, maybe even a drowning or two….and unfortunately….the victim wasn’t Paris Hilton….

She’s the fucking worst, but reminds us that Coachella is a music festival everyone pegs as being hipster, even though hipster doesn’t exist, especially not anywhere this billioniare heir shows up, no matter how hard she tries to dress the fucking part, it’s all just as mainstream as fucking McDonalds…..and all the promoters, organizers, and sponsors love how idiotic this “movement” is…cuz it makes money motherfuckers….She’s some Jersey Shore caliber identity crisis…but she’s in a tube top bikini top and I guess that’s enough reason for me to post her garbage….all while wishing she was hit by a fucking bus..

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