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2023

23

Oct

Rachel Bilson Not Showing Her Bra Off Proper of the Day

Rachel Bilson showed up to some event, since she’s no longer being bred in a barn at some farm in Canada by her Canadian husband who played Luke Skywalker’s dad in a few movies.

They broke up a long time ago, she broke free and now she’s keeping herself busy doing the favorite activity of bros and white middle aged moms with a lot to say and no one to listen to them because their husbands have either divorced them, the guys who date them just want to fuck them and get on with their day, hence the reason they are matching with middle aged chicks on the dating apps, and the only people to listen to them are a bunch of other likeminded bitches who are desperate to be listed to as well….

She podcasts, which I guess she was forced into, after losing a job from talking about getting railed from behind during sex or some other over sharing shit that I am sure the original Bilson fans jacked off to.

She also attends events in some fashion forward outfit that’s pretty see-through, but not quite see through enough.

Long gone are the days of Summer from the OC in her early 2000s gear showing off tit, and now we’re with a 41 year old mom trying to maintain her hot….

Point of the story, USE THE MOM TITS BETTER OLD LADY…this is a disgrace.

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2021

29

Nov

Rachel Bilson Bikini of the Day

Mom who must be in her 40s or near 40s is still looking good, or at least her tits are, while simulating a facial from a weak loaded motherfucker who jerks off too much, so he basically just dry heaves with a trickle of semen at the end of the load, or they’re just cucks with no testosterone because of the birth control pills fucking up their hormones in the drinking water, estrogen in the soy, other environmental poisons that turn men into little bitches, but still capable of blowing loads for Bilson…unless it was a full load and she swallowed. I don’t know…it could just be her PINA COLADA as she’s sitting on the beach with hot round fucking tits in a bikini top, because COVID variants dont’ get in the way of the life of luxury of the rich…\

The point is that Bilson was the hottest The O.C. had to offer, take that Mischa Barton and Samaire Armstrong and Olivia Wilde….and she’s still looking good to me…even if she’s pretty much forgotten and boring…those tits look great.

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2021

19

Aug

Rachel Bilson Bikini Selfie of the Day

Is old lady Summer from the OC really the hottest and most important celebrity sleaze being self produced by these celebrities, because they are all attention seeking, center of attention, dancing monkeys, just trying to compete with the younger and hotter chicks of social media, who have more celebrity than actual celerities, while barely trying…it’s pretty funny..

I know people hate on influencers, but when some random bitch is making more money than an actual celebrity, it’s a fucking win…because you know the actual celebrity, who likes being the top player, or who thinks they are more important than they are cuz their fans are loyal weirdos who recognize them everywhere they go….reduced to desperate low hanging fruit…SO fucking good…

That’s not to say Summer gives a fuck, I mean I just know she was the hottest The OC had to offer, before being held captive in Canada by some Star Wars nerd pervert, and she’s breached the CAGE of entrapment…and now can spend her 40s in bikinis like the rest of these “we’re not old washed up dried out bitches please like and follow us so I can get cast again”….bullshits…

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2019

25

Oct

Rachel Bilson Bathing Suit of the Day

Rachel Bilson is pretty wholesome in her one piece. I am not sure if she’s just a classy girl who likes to leave a little mystery in the era of hardcore sluts being everywhere…

I mean she didn’t go wild back when she was the hot chick on The O.C….she moved to a farm in Canda with some weirdo she had a kid with instead.

Maybe they are religious…or maybe she’s 45 years old and just knows a bikini isn’t age appropriate…

Who knows…but here’s some divorcee erotica…maybe some “i’ll try girls cuz guys are shit, like miley” erotica…that is barely erotic, but I did watch the show and use it to bait college girls into conversation…like the sexual predator I am….

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2019

26

Aug

Rachel Bilson Bikini of the Day

Rachel Bilson Bikini
OKAY Rachel Bilson what’s up??

I did this post on her last week...

Why not post it up again….

She’s got some straight up natural, maybe too natural, breast feeding almost 40 mom tits in a bikini…on her fit body…just a cocktease to those of us who liked her back in the OC days of 2004…..literally 15 years ago..a lifetime in “VAGINA” years…and not a cocktease in a need to jerk off cuz it’s so hot I got blue balls looking at it….like I was still in High School and the girl I was slow dancing with at the High School dance pushed her tits up into me only to give me the gnarliest boner ever….a boner she won’t service cuz we’re in fucking high school and it was the 80s and not high school of today where kids are getting arrested for kiddie porn due to how perverted they are..but a cocktease in the nostalgic way, in the “what could have been” way…cuz back in those OC days of 2004, she was in some longterm relationship, prepping to make babies and settle with her now EX husband, cuz that’s how it all works out….instead of being a slut like Micha Barton and all the girls of the era who were being sluts.

It was a great time, it’s when I started this BLOG despite being a grown man who had no business having a blog, and it was when shamelessness require strategy and not selfie cams and a social media page…good times..

She looks good, but too little too late by my standards……38 isn’t 23…and never will be.

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2019

21

Aug

Rachel Bilson and her Bikini Top You OC Loving Perverts of the Day

I preferred Rachel Bilson when she was being held hostage up in a farm in Canada by the dude from Star Wars.

Seriously, this is some blast from the past, who gives a shit about you, the OC was a decade ago and you’re fucking old now, shit.

Rachel Bilson is wasted opportunity. I get that people haven’t let go and probably think she’s fucking hot, and compared to her partner in the OC, Mischa Barton, she is….

The OC was a fucking huge show, it defined a generation, I know people who seduced college girls based on that show, and people who tried (myself included) cuz of that show….we’d have OC viewing parties and shit…oh what a time to be alive…and I guess despite being old enough to be dead…BILSON keeps living…bringing the tits out now, the same tits we would have rather seen pre-40 years old…but it’s the thought that counts.

I guess.

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2019

23

Jul

Rachel Bilson Gets Wet of the Day

Rachel Bilson Bikini

Rachel Bilson is pretty wholesome in her one piece bikini. I am not sure if she’s just a classy girl who likes to have a little mystery in the era of hardcore sluts everywhere, or maybe she’s just a religious weirdo trying to find her bearings after her husband abducted her and locked her up in a Canadian farm…where he controlled her and kept her all for himself when she was a hit babe on the OC and prime candidate to get out there and slut…instead she had a kid, and now divorced is dabbling with this half naked on the internet….but barely, a little sticking in a toe in before fully getting wet/jerked off to, but I am confident ya’ll can jerk off to her…cuz perverts are good at that…

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2019

18

Mar

Rachel Bilson Bikini Cum Shot of the Day

Rachel Bilson Bikini Cum Shot

Rachel Bilson is an old mom, with a set of old mom tits, out having a fun mom weekend…like the mom she is…

There was a time, when Rachel Bilson was in her 20s, the hot girl on the hot show, when doing hot things would have been a great thing for her to do, but instead she moved to a farm in Canada where her husband at the time held her captive for a decade…only to release her at 40 years old to post her tits, and simulating cum dripping down her chin shots, on the social media feed…and that makes me sad…

It’s like be a slut, produce slut content, all in your prime..

The 40 year old tits may be bigger thanks to having breast fed…but they aren’t better…so when girls come into themselves at 40, rather than 20, it’s almost tragic…in a “too little too late” situation….that this is…

We’ll still look as Bilson fans, it’s our duty…but where was she when we actually needed her bikini pics to jack off….too busy not caring about the fans..making this comeback…hurtful reminder of the days she thought she was too good to produce slut content..

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2018

06

Nov

Rachel Bilson on a Titty Nature Walk of the Day

Rachel Bilson may look 100 years old because she is 100 years old…and a little more weathered than the average celebrity because when she was at the peak of her fame she went out to Canada with her Captor and made babies…it was the premise of the hit Canadian Movie “ROOM” that made that actress I don’t find hot, but who is now in action movies, an Oscar Winner now in Action movies…I can’t remember her name and I’m not gonna google it..

This is about Summer Rachel Bilson from the OC, a show I used to watch and relate to college girls at the cheap beer college nights when I was 20 years too old for college…a show I don’t really remember but apparently Micha Barton died on it…and ended up on The Hills…which is definitely some kind of hell….while this one, the hotter one….goes on hikes with her mom tits out…all blurry so you don’t see her wrinkles…in an era of everyone with face injections…seeing a 35 year old face is like seeing a 90 year old face…I don’t know how to interpret it.

I guess this is what it looks like when you set a captive free…and I’m talking about her titties.

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2018

24

Aug

Rachel Bilson Panic Room Erotica of the Day

Rachel Bilson Captive in a Panic Room on The Toilet

I have been joking around about Rachel Bilson being held captive by her now ex husband and baby daddy for years.

I had this theory where the girl was famous as hell on a hit show, and really had the opportunity to do anything she wanted in terms of acting, but instead was brainwashed by some Canadian farm boy who played a Skywalker in a Star Wars movie, who brought her up to canada and locked her in a cage.

I guess I was right. This is the proof.

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