Sarita Stella is a Price is Right model. A job that is looked-up upon by trailer trash 22 year old single mom’s on welfare. I don’t think any model sets out in life to work for the Price is Right, but on a positive note this bitch also models micro-Bikinis. I don’t really understand the craze with this shit, other than the fact that it’s probably the sluttiest thing a middle-aged lonely mother who is way too comfortable with her body can rock at the beach. These things get sheer when they are wet and barely cover up the parts we want covered up, like your dirty cellulite tattoo and your tattoo of a rose; Minnie Driver. Point of the story is that this bitch is some useless model, down on her luck, taking whatever work she can get, but I know you’re a bunch of lonely people and I have no problem showing you what breasts look like. Even disgusting ones.

If you are a next-level stalker, feel free to join her modelling school, for a chance to meet her: HERE

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I just wanted to say that I totally called that this fool had a big dick. I read a story somewhere that at their wedding he thanked his parent’s for his big dick which proves my theory that ugly guys can get laid, if they got big dicks. Too bad for you, sitting in your mom’s basement, 4 inches hard, video game controller in hand…you won’t ever get X-Tina’s rotten cunt. Point of the story is that impotence takes away all insecurities about having a little dick, it’s like having a fleshy wound that you pee out of…..I’d like to thank crystal meth, obesity and hard living for my useless cock. Good story – tell your grandkids you fucking assholes.

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I just wanted to say that I totally called that this fool had a big dick. I read a story somewhere that at their wedding he thanked his parent’s for his big dick which proves my theory that ugly guys can get laid, if they got big dicks. Too bad for you, sitting in your mom’s basement, 4 inches hard, video game controller in hand…you won’t ever get X-Tina’s rotten cunt. Point of the story is that impotence takes away all insecurities about having a little dick, it’s like having a fleshy wound that you pee out of…..I’d like to thank crystal meth, obesity and hard living for my useless cock. Good story – tell your grandkids you fucking assholes.

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The constant theme today is girls with things in their mouths. Except for the Minnie Driver post, but I only put that up cuz I used to jerk off to the bitch when I could. Now I am all about watching girls eat, drink and smoke. It’s the closest I’ll probably see to them shoving a cock in their mouth, and I am totally supportive of girls who suck dick. I remember when I was a little younger and I actually took the time to date girls with issues, instead of just fuck them and leave them, there was one girl who just didn’t suck dick. I’d be all like stickin my dick in her face and shit and she’s all like “I don’t do that”. The joke was on me, cuz I stuck around for 2 weeks. That’s how nice I am. If any of you girls out there don’t suck dick, you better start learning, cuz you will only end up with some total fucking momma’s boy who doesn’t like sex anyway cuz his mom wouldn’t be happy with his rude behavior. He’s the kind of guy who rapes the next door neighbor’s kid. Remember that.

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I love bitches named Love, Jazz, Caramelle, Chanel and Diaz. The reason is because they are usually strippers, and I spend most of my disposible income on that shit. Shoving singles in a girl’s garter fills the emptiness that is my life. If I go to the club with enough money, the girls actually talk to me like I am a real person. I know they just want my money, but I don’t care, because I got an ass in my face and titties in hand. The jokes is usually on them, when I can’t pay my tab and get kicked out. The point of all this is to say that Jennifer Love Hewitt acts a virgin, we all know she’s a different person, I’m talking 12 inch dildo up her ass while pissing in her mouth. It’s always the good girls who suprise me best. The fact that she’s eating her eats and drinking her drink is only to keep things constant. That’s enough about this.

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I love bitches named Love, Jazz, Caramelle, Chanel and Diaz. The reason is because they are usually strippers, and I spend most of my disposible income on that shit. Shoving singles in a girl’s garter fills the emptiness that is my life. If I go to the club with enough money, the girls actually talk to me like I am a real person. I know they just want my money, but I don’t care, because I got an ass in my face and titties in hand. The jokes is usually on them, when I can’t pay my tab and get kicked out. The point of all this is to say that Jennifer Love Hewitt acts a virgin, we all know she’s a different person, I’m talking 12 inch dildo up her ass while pissing in her mouth. It’s always the good girls who suprise me best. The fact that she’s eating her eats and drinking her drink is only to keep things constant. That’s enough about this.

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Back in 1997 when my dick still worked, I used to watch “Good Will Hunting” in slow motion just to see this bitch in her high waisted jeans walk around. I would spend hours playing with myself to her dirty ass. I think that is the reason god wrathed me by making me impotent. My advice, is do not waste your good erections on bitches who look like they work in a grocery store. What’s that Minnie? Do I want to double bag? I’d say yes, but you are probably still a virgin. Let’s just stick to the raw dog.

Speaking of Raw Dogs, nice tattoo you fucking sailor-whore (that’s the girl who waits at the docks for the ships to come to port to make a lil’ extra skrill). Cuddles.

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Back in 1997 when my dick still worked, I used to watch “Good Will Hunting” in slow motion just to see this bitch in her high waisted jeans walk around. I would spend hours playing with myself to her dirty ass. I think that is the reason god wrathed me by making me impotent. My advice, is do not waste your good erections on bitches who look like they work in a grocery store. What’s that Minnie? Do I want to double bag? I’d say yes, but you are probably still a virgin. Let’s just stick to the raw dog.

Speaking of Raw Dogs, nice tattoo you fucking sailor-whore (that’s the girl who waits at the docks for the ships to come to port to make a lil’ extra skrill). Cuddles.

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I am a pervert, and in being a pervert, I have a responsibility to myself and to other perverts to look at pictures that I come across as a pervert. When I saw these pics of Kirsten Dunst eating, smoking and drinking, I could think of nothing more than the fact that bitch likes putting things in her mouth. It’s called an Oral Fixation and happens to people who were never breast fed. I am not turned on by her in any way, other than the fact that she’s got a cooter and that she’s got enough money to support my lifestyle, so jerking off my limp dick to her eating, smoking and drinking is what I gotta do to make her love me.

This has been my first post in a week. I have totally lost my edge, just look at the pics then go fuck yourself.

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So why the fuck is there a dude behind Pam Anderson in a dress. I know bitch has hep and I can only assume she’s at an HIV group meeting or something, you know it is the Gay disease. I heard somewhere that fags who like to fuck straight married closet cases hang out in bath houses dressed as women cuz it’s an easier transition for the straight married guy to make his way into the world of gay. If you are wondering where I hear this, I used to was sheets and clean the rooms at a bath house. One of my more exciting career moves.

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