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Lohan is being crowned the next mini-corporate marketing empire by Obvious News:
“In the fame business, Linday Lohan is the heir apparent for Britney Spears”
And that is making Hillary MAD:
“Duff, who owned the teen pop diva market until Lindsay Lohan was created in the laboratory, might lose market share to the new “it” girl. Lohan manages to be sexy but essentially wholesome, where Duff is just, well, wholesome.”
Full Story and bonus Lohan pic after the Jump
Via : Obvious News
This Week’s Hits: Lindsay Lohan vs. Hilary Duff (Meow!)
It’s her world, we just live in it: Have you noticed the rapidly building hype for Lindsay Lohan, the teen pop diva who’s being groomed to become a mini-corporate marketing empire?
In the fame business, Linday Lohan is the heir apparent for Britney Spears. Lohan has been in show business since age four, and at age 18, she’s already starred in flotsam and jetsam like “Parent Trap,” “Mean Girls,” and “Freaky Friday.”
In “Freaky Friday,” she actually sang — and played guitar — so you know a album debut was just an agent phone call away. Lohan, who released her debut album late 2004, Speak saw chart success with the song “Rumors.” And now — proving she’s a least a flash in the pan, if not a true semi-famous person — her second video/tune hits the airwaves.
The video starts a little downbeat, with Lohan strolling meaningfully down a suburban street as leaves fall dolefully. She gazes into her boyfriend’s house, then indulges in saucy make-out scenes, which cut to scenes of her band performing and, for some reason, kids at a pool party. The thing has “hit” written all over it.
This, of course, makes Hilary Duff very upset. Duff, who owned the teen pop diva market until Lindsay Lohan was created in the laboratory, might lose market share to the new “it” girl. Lohan manages to be sexy but essentially wholesome, where Duff is just, well, wholesome.
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I once loved a girl who’s name was Schwartz, she ripped out my heart and stomped it into the ground…since Schwartz ruined me…I have turned gay…and rock out to plushies all night and all day.
Getty Images are for lovers and since I love you, I decided to give you a couple of yesterday’s best…..I don’t actually love you, because we have never really got to know each other, but I tell all the girls I love them, it’s easier access to their pants…
I have told you girl readers that nothing right will happen if you let you boyfriend takes pictures of you naked. I like to believe that everyone has good intention and that it would all work out for the best, but guys are too stupid to handle rejection, so everytime a girl dumps them, which is often the case, the dude needs to get retribution to make himself feel like he’s not the sucker. It’s a whole control thing, and I know it takes a pretty cool guy like myself to keep the goods underwraps for himself…so I guess what it comes down to is that if you are dating an asshole or a jock with insecurity issues, don’t like him have naked pictures of you, unless you secretly want them to get out….if you are dating me on the other hand, it’s all good, I like to collect them like a photo album of my life … my conquests….my poontang…..maybe one day it will be your poontang, yes you, I think you’re lovely…..
