First she sucks dick
Then she joins the circus

HERE

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Did you ever watch the show Boy Meets World? Did you ever fantasize about stroking the kid for the wonder years in ways you wouldn’t want your dad to know about? Either did I you fucking pervert. But I do remember the love interest in the show was a girl named Topanga.

What I didn’t realize is that she is Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas.

Fergie – HERE
Topanga – HERE

This is bigger than Marilyn Manson being Paul from the Wonder Years…this is the kind of hard hitting journalism that makes you friends.

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Taking after her sister, Nicky decides it’s time to show the world that she doesn’t need to respect the hem-line of her outfits. She’s all like “paris shows the world her snatch in a movie that made her famous, and then follows up with countless panty shots/nip slips, well it’s my turn now!!” So she goes out, with a crew and a sexy little number and is all like “look i wear panties too”

Nicky Hilton Panties HERE (Getty Images Yo)

In other news, she is having sex with a 14 year old boy, I think this may be malcom in the middle…here

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I have never been to LA, I have made this clear before. I have never been to clubs, I never get past the doorman because of the homeless look. My ripped soiled jeans, and the lack of showers I take, not to mention my low income prevent me from seeing these girls. Thanks to the crazy people at this site who made a calendar of the hottest girls who work in LA clubs. If you’re cool you will recognize some of them from partying one night and being completely blown off by a whore of a waitress, for the others like me, let’s hold hand and dream

Envy LA Calendar – HERE

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I was just surfing alcohol sites, because that is what I do. Since I can’t afford the brand name booze, I like to cock tease myself. I know I drink a ton of alcool, and any other moonshine/bathtub whiskey, but a man is allowed to dream, isn’t he? I would compare this alcohol surfing to an old impotent man surfing teen porn, or a poor kid checkin out the Gucci website or the Ferrari website. That being said, the hottest thing right now in alcohol is the BacardiLive site. It takes a little bit of work to get in, like entering your birthday and shit, but if you click on the “Picture” section you will see a ton of hot girls you would never have a chance to seduce…so if you are lookin for hot pics go to BacardiLive, the best ad campaign I have ever seen.

HERE

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Yeah

I have 1 hour left to get my google images of the day out there, otherwise I miss my window, which is only 24 hours long. It’s like a backseat abortion going to far.

The word for our Google Image search today is ORAL
The results are HERE

This book is better than Oral

The oral was so intense, her hair went all afro like a jew

This reminds me of Oral with Daddy

This stache is great for Oral

The Infamous XRAY ORAL

XRAY ORAL 2

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We all know I love Lohan and her freckled breasts. So today’s picture is of Lohan “Crack Rockin”. You can’t see her cleavage, but you can pretend. This picture reminds me of the day I huffed gas with the eskimos down the road. I was totally messed up….I remember walking in on the eskimo mother taking a bath…..

LOHAN ON CRACK HERE

LOHAN CLEAVAGE HERE (can’t have a lindsay lohan post without it)

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About

I was born in 1976 in Mola di Bari, a small town in the south of Italy, where I lived with my mother Maria, my father Mario, my sister Flavia, and my dog Virgola. Eventually I grow up and I left for THE CITY: Milan. I was very scared but excited at the same time. I was leaving the blue sea and the ancient olive trees to follow a dream but it was time … In the teeming city, life has a different shape: fast rhythms, thick smog, deep cold, hard academic work … some friends. Four years passed in a “two shakes of a lamb’s tail [Pulp Fiction]” and I had to leave again. This time for THE COUNTRY: USA. Me, a tiny girl, always cold, was going to Boulder Colorado, up in the mountains, under a soft mantle of snow. This time I was too scared to be even excited a bit. My English was horrible: I could speak so little and understand even less! But I made it! I worked at BioServe Space Technologies for almost one year and I really loved my job there. They made me feel useful for the first time of my life. It is such an awesome experience. Thanks Alex (my boss) and everyone else I shared this year with. And now my last (for now) jump: graduate school. Thanks to Angel and Nivea I found the energy for a new adventure: Santa Barbara, CA.

Pictures

BIKINI (Is that Pucci) HERE

BIKINI AGAIN HERE

Her site is HERE

you can find her email on the site, if you feel like stalking, you pervert.

Question for the Comments Section – Is this illegal?

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I love spam – every morning I check my inbox and spam greets me, it is more reliable than any woman in my life. Don’t Click the links, this shit is SPAM….idiots!


To: DrunkJesus@gmail.com
From: KRettig@parsleyparty.com
Subject: office all orifice extravaganza

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Check out this sexy secretary now

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