Sometimes it is better to look a a celebrity bitch from South Africa with a natural instinct to kill her husband like her mother who murdered her father and a high risk of being HIV positive…in her playboy pics from 1997…which might as well be 1887 cuz it’s so fucking history….

So no matter how hot she may be or how elegant the aging process has been for her….she was better before this picture was taken at some bullshit event….

If you know what I mean.

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I lik Charlize Theron, especially in thick eye make-up looking like a wreck, you know cuz from my experience, girls who look like wrecks have a good probability of being a whore, or at least willing to put out for money…and that always works for me….and the fun thing about Charlize Theron is that statistically she has the same risk of having HIV, you know thanks to the whole being born and raised in South Africa….I mean statistically speaking….

Either way, she’s hot, her mom killed her abusive dad, maybe that’s why she is looking like she’s been self medicating, and I’m a fan…

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Despite the AIDS in South Africa stats, I’m not worried about getting AIDS from Charlize Theron’s South Africa pussy, cuz you see, you can’t get AIDS through a picture of some older hotness who moved to America with a dream and who is now an Academy Award winner who did Playboy to get noticed back when she first started, all rockin’ some hard nipples…..

But you can get aids swimming down river from a gay nudist waterfall…and the fresh shit filled semen gets stuck to your fucking open sore on your leg….it’s just always a story no one believes when they ask you how you got Aids….

Here are her nips.

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I don’t care that Charlize Theron is rumored to be dating a guy who had sex with Alanis Morisette.

I care that she launched her career in May 1999 by doing Playboy like she was Sara Jean Underwood, Pam Anderson and all the other trashy sluts before and after her, only to end up winning an Oscar with her rocking hot South Africa pussy like it doesn’t have a 98% chance of having AIDS….

She’s substantially more solid than that dumpy Scarlett Johansson trash….and here’s a throwback to her getting naked to get ahead for all the young girls out there with a dream who are unsure how to get a Ryan Reynolds of your own…shit starts with getting naked and embracing your inner whore by pretending it is an organic connection with your most natural, uninhibited self….or some other art fag bullshit that makes you feel better about being an immigrant whore….

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I’m guessing Charlize Theron covering her lady parts with her purse, is a defense mechanism in the event that these leather pants having the ability to crawl up vaginas…or maybe it’s just because she knows leather pants don’t breathe right and that the sweat and stale semen coupled with bacteria growth, herpes from when she first started her career out climbing the ladder all the way from South Africa to Playboy, and the 85% chance she has HIV according to the latest South African study, offers more than just a smog warning in her underwear, shits a fucking meltdown like it was Japan, and the purse adds that much needed protective layer…but I could be wrong, it happens sometimes…

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Before there was Candice Swanepoel, South Africa was known for Charlize Theron, or at least in Hollywood it was, cuz I am sure South Africa offers more to the world that a couple of hot pussies from generations of cross breeding, like HIV, Blood Diamonds, Racism and that movie about aliens……I guess they also had The World Cup….not that it matters…what does matter is that Charlize Theron, a bitch I loved in Playboy back when she launched her career, is bringing her hard nipple out in public…

Sure she’s done it before and before….all while showing us how to solve the race wars….

This bitch is all about the nipple and this isn’t news but it is new – I’m a fan…so enjoy…

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Although one would think my first love for South Africa is the high AIDS rate cuz shit just gets me all excited about the future of sex, not to mention gives me something to joke about when playing compare Paris Hilton’s Vagina to a Country games on long drives, the truth is my first love for South Africa is Charlize Theron….even though she escaped the shit and left her family behind after her mom shot her father to be all fancy and important in Hollywood….

She introduced me to the beautiful country when I was just an ignorant and uneducated 28 year old, and she was just a hot pussy in Playboy trying to make it in America, knowing like Kim Kardashian, Pam Anderson, and pretty much any relevant Hollywood actor with no family connections, that getting naked was the only way.

I respect that hustle and I think she’s kinda hot…so seeing her 40 year old hard nipples doesn’t quite get me as excited as hard nipples did when I was 14 in Gym class, but it’s good enough to get a post on this low grade, no standard website. Yay.

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I want to taste South Africa on my fingers and mustache and I’m not talking about Wold Cup Soccer, or Apartheid, or a high AIDS rate or any of that other shit that defines South Africa, I’m talking about Charlize Theron and silky South African juices, cuz this bitch has a special place in my heart…not because of her 1997 Playboy spread I owned a copy of before the internet, that I masturbated to enough to qualify her and I as being husband and wife officially, a marriage that has been pretty one-sided as she increased her level of fame to being someone who doesn’t need to do Playboy to get noticed, also increasing her bank account, pretty much going on to live the good life without me, while I have shown her nothing but commitment, loyalty and respect. I even wiped the cum off the pages of the magazine so that it stayed in good condition….and she gave me nothing…fuckin whore….I am sure there’s a lawsuit in this somewhere, I just hope it isn’t against me…but instead gets me paid…

Here she is pumping her gas…something my friend who worked at a gas station always thought was porn…he’d even bring home security tapes to get off…which I always found weird….Enjoy

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