Joe Jonas was announced as the new Guess? Girl…because I guess Guess? is taking on the direction of everyone in the world, or at least Guess? shoppers, including but not limited to the Guess? founder are homos…which is why they use girls like Charlotte McKinney who are so basic on the hot level, but meet the requirements of what a pin-up girl should be, that it’d have to be a closet case doing the casting like “she’s hot right, she’s got tits”…and if you’ve ever had a closet case friend….who eventually came out of the closet..and you reflect on all the conversations you’ve had about girls and tits over the years…thinking “why was he into tits if he was a queer, oh right, because it’s so obviously, and average and typical to go for the tits, you know it’s marketed that guys love tits, and they do..and so do girls…ask any girl and she’ll tell you she loves her big tits or wishes she had big tits, especailly Charlotte McKinney because without them – all the small minded men and closet cases alike wouldn’t have giver her a career….”

I digress…here’s McKinney thanking Guess? for creating her and Joe Jonas saying he’s not bait for gay dudes to jerk off to…he’s a singer cashing in and hanging out with tits…leave him alone…

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Charlotte McKinney doesn’t have a good enough face, or really anything but her tits, to justify any level of celebrity or following, and the truth is she’s not actually considered a celebrity, she was on a reality show because a dude she was fucking was connected and pretended she was an instagram star, even though no one had ever heard of her, tits have that effect on dudes…they fucking love tits…

I just hate knowing that despite her average looks, this rich because her dad is Bahamian and doesn’t pay taxes, she’s a total fucking snob, just annoying…because if was cool and laid back amongst all her fucking low level, average at best, huge titty exploitation, it’d be funny, like a troll..

But instead…you know she’s just another rich girl playing make-belief model, trying to be hot, with her cheesy fucking model poses…and it’s a fucking joke..

What’s not quite a joke is her tits – they are fucking monsters…i want to have hide in my closet…if I had a closet…or under my bed…if it was more than just a mattress on the floor..

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I guess Charlotte McKinney’s tits are weighing down her weird looking face….and she’s attempting to redirect the attention back to her tits…that are all she is known for…and that amazingly got her from instagram onto tV…with relatively very little effort…I guess it just works out for big tits on a small frame from instagram….but I think the whole thing is garbage, and I think this video she posted really reflects and confirms that feeling I have…

She’s not hot, she doesn’t matter, I don’t care if she’s in the Baywatch trailer for social media hits, that’s exactly the caliber of shit I’d expect her in…what else is she to do with her life with big tits….there’s nothing else out there…meaning soon enough she’ll disappear and replaced with more big tits…cuz luckily – there will always be big tits.

This is for – or at some GQ event – where she knows she needs to stay in good with these people who run magazines and events – as they are lazy and will keep using her for shit – as they get to know her and feel there’s some level of actual friendship…helping to keep her bullshit celebrity alive…very important…attend events, do media…rule of being a famewhdre…

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Charlotte McKinney was at a club, where she’s trying to get her ass some attention…. where she’s trying to get her ass out for the world to see and – because she’s more than just tits…I feel like we should encourage all girls who are tits – to alway put their ass out there – in efforts to force us into realizing that are more than just tits…even if the ass isn’t as good as the tits…it’s still more substance to an otherwise vapid cunt…

Speaking of Vapid cunt, maybe she should also throw in some vapid cunt, or filled cunt, I mean show us your skills instagram model…show us what you’re capable of…

Here she is on the beach….because this is what she does…

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We live in a world where Charlotte McKinney, someone no one has ever really hear of, and if they have they don’t really care that they’ve heard of her, if anything the only people who would actually care that they’ve heard of her are a very narrow population of pervert dudes who like big tits….I am sure even they don’t actually care about her…yet she exists….enough to go to Jessica Alba parties in LA to promote bullshit, where she waits in line to work the photobooth…as hard as she can so that the brand puts the pics out there for added social media hits…I am assuming lame as fuck big tits McKinney and her busted face were paid, maybe in gift cards, probably because all these events are nonsense run through agencies that have no clue,…

We’ll assume she wasn’t paid very much….to play with her tits…in what they’d probably call “make it organic, like you’re not getting paid to be here”…before saying “why the fuck do we pay people to come to our parties, do we really have that much money, I knew a kid who’s mom would pay people to go to his birthday party, we always felt sad for him as we collected our 20 dollars, is this the adult version of that…no not that kind of adult…I mean “GROWN UP” not porno…yes, I know she looks like a porn star, well with a face like that you’d think even with those tits porno would be the only answer, I guess she knows rich and connected people…”

Yes..this is stupid…top level instagram hooking, but check out the titties on this cheesy monster…

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I can’t figure out what is more exciting..

1- Maggots on KFC chicken that KFC is denying is from their stores – because it’s day old and fucking vile looking – as a woman narrates a beautiful story that could be turned into a mini-series….and I think it’s safe to say it could be a scam, or it could be her poor refrigeration or it could be bad KFC, since all KFC is bad, what do you expect from Fast Food run by a franchisee selling cheap fucking chicken…not to mention even the best KFC, the freshest KFC, is bad KFC….it is disgusting and I haven’t eaten it since the 90s..no one I know eats it but then again I’m not friends with that many black people…who seem to line up for this shit everyday…

Or….

2. Charlotte McKinney hanging onto her big tit celebrity because people like big tits, and they may have seen her on TV or in the Tabloids with her big tits she’s been milking as if they were golden milk producing, which I guess in ways they are…

I’m going with KFC maggots…she’s so fucking lame but at least Charlotte McKinney isn’t that other music video whore Tits Emily Ratajkowski, but they are both pretty much the worst…

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Charlotte McKinney has big tits…and since it’s the only thing interesting thing about her and amazingly she’s showing them off in a tube top at a trendy spot in LA where she knows the paparazzi will be – that is no where near where she lives in Malibu, but worth going out to, because as a bitch who doesn’t know what work is, or what it entails, this is her way of feeling productive…and since people like big tits…here are the big tits…that don’t matter…but that are the only reason she exists.

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Charlotte McKinney is doing whatever the fuck she can to maintain whatever the fuck her celebrity is…based on tits or whatever the fuck you want to call them….her talent, her legacy, her worth, her value, her soul, her only marketable quality….but I just call them tits…silly tits, huge tits, tits that remind everyone you don’t need much more than tits to get into music videos where you show off your tits…

I’d hate to say I’m a fan, but I am not against anything going on here, except maybe the shitty fucking song it’s set to…but those clown tits…are fucking substantial…and horseface or not…they matter.

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It’s an interesting phenomenon when a girl who calls the paparazzi on herself in efforts to increase her celebrity profile, despite no one actually giving a fuck about her, at least not for much more than staring at her massive tits…and acts like she didn’t call the paparazzi…blocking out her face in a “don’t look at me”…vibe…garbage….

Maybe she finally realizes that she’s got a horrible fucking face…or maybe it’s a “Faux Pas” or whatever you want to call it…to be caught calling the paparazzi as a shameless hooker, but the fact is that everyone these days are shameless hookers, who just want to look in the mirror all day – and who have been lucky enough to get a cell phone and apps that allow them to share their mirror image for the world to celebrate them along with themselves #blessed.

Seriously, the amount of people doing selfies, acting like the stars of their own movies, is fucking crazy – it reminds me of primates at the zoo seeing their reflection in the pool…and trying to make sense of it, only primates are more interesting to observe than social media obsessed, mindless idiots…who I guess always existed and always imitated celebrities, but who are more in my face now and irritating…just a reminder that society needs a reset….

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